Smosh Forums > Swedish girls need help!

lotti

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:27 AM

Hi everyone!

In february, my swedish classmates and I will travel to California. We will live and study in Santa Rosa for five weeks and than we will travel around California just for fun.

So.. since we live 16 hours of flight away from California, we know nothing about things to do, almost. Therefore we need tips on things to see and do that you americans think we swedes really need to experience.

Im very thankful for any respond.

And btw, Ian and Anthony, do you wanna be our guides?

Kisses from Sweden

Diana

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:28 AM

Go to a strip club.

Mr.Invisible

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:31 AM

Come to pappa!

emilyinwonderland

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:32 AM

Drink Mountain Dew.

Diana

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:32 AM

Have an orgy.

Without Mr. Invisible

Frank

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:33 AM

AMAGAD I be Swede!

I know what you can do. Eat meatballs and fermented Baltic herring.

Diana

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:34 AM

Try to get laid

xoirishkiddox

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:35 AM

lawlz im swedish

lotti

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:35 AM

haha nice. But were swedes come on. We do things like that all the time ffs. What is typical american to do?

jellybean

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:36 AM

I just found out that through a long line of genes, I just may be scandinavian aswell..and I coincidentally moved to Sweden!

Mr.Invisible

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:37 AM

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:32 PM) [snapback]642004[/snapback]

Have an orgy.

Without Mr. Invisible

Fuck you female.

xoirishkiddox

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:37 AM

TYPICAL

TYPICAL

??!?!??!?!??!

americans ARENT typical
we are...different

Diana

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:37 AM

Suck a dick or two.

QUOTE(Mr.Invisible @ Oct. 22, 2007. 02:36 PM) [snapback]642011[/snapback]

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:32 PM) [snapback]642004[/snapback]

Have an orgy.

Without Mr. Invisible

Fuck you female.

I'm sorry.

Now that we have a conversation started, how are you doing?

Lene

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:38 AM

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 10:35 AM) [snapback]642009[/snapback]

haha nice. But were swedes come on. We do things like that all the time ffs. What is typical american to do?

So you go to stripclubs and try to get laid?

Anyway have you tried googling?

jellybean

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:38 AM

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:35 AM) [snapback]642009[/snapback]

haha nice. But were swedes come on. We do things like that all the time ffs. What is typical american to do?

Go to Mcdonalds, eat loads of food until you get a heart attack

GOSH DONT HAVE A HEART ATTACK ITS A JOKE

Mr.Invisible

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:39 AM

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:37 PM) [snapback]642013[/snapback]

Suck a dick or two.

QUOTE(Mr.Invisible @ Oct. 22, 2007. 02:36 PM) [snapback]642011[/snapback]

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:32 PM) [snapback]642004[/snapback]

Have an orgy.

Without Mr. Invisible

Fuck you female.

I'm sorry.

Now that we have a conversation started, how are you doing?

Pfff.

lotti

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:40 AM

well at least in Europe people by some reason think that all swedes are blond, blue-eyed and very.. sex-addicted..

xoirishkiddox

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:41 AM

LIKE FRANK?!???

jellybean

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:41 AM

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:39 AM) [snapback]642018[/snapback]

well at least in Europe people by some reason think that all swedes are blond, blue-eyed and very.. sex-addicted..

*COUGH* *COUGH* only..most of the population..[/invisible] *COUGH* *COUGH*

DAMNIT I failed

Lene

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:42 AM

Sex addict? Know your place in the scandinavian circle.

Norway: Oil
Denmark: PORN
Sweden: well nothing. But they're drunk all the time so they don't care.

Joker deg.

lotti

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:43 AM

I rather say Denmark: fat

funnyman2

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:43 AM

Have sex with your friend.

Mr.Invisible

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:43 AM

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:39 PM) [snapback]642018[/snapback]

well at least in Europe people by some reason think that all swedes are blond, blue-eyed and very.. sex-addicted..

Most of Swedes are fat.

xoirishkiddox

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:43 AM

Then what are Irish people

Diana

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:44 AM

I think you should.......... Oh! give a guy anal

Lene

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:45 AM

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 10:42 AM) [snapback]642024[/snapback]

I rather say Denmark: fat

Got us there

Anyway:

found you this
http://www.amazon.com/American-Ways-Foreig...s/dp/0933662688

lotti

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:45 AM

naaah mr.invisible thats mean

emilyinwonderland

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:45 AM

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 06:43 PM) [snapback]642029[/snapback]

I think you should.......... Oh! give a guy anal

You + me = NOW!

LuckyEmoJeans

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:46 AM

wow. nobodies helping
ok try

amusement parks
beaches
the zoo i guess
idk like eat
uh shit
man
i never realized that san diego is so boring
=[ man.

lotti

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:46 AM

QUOTE(Lene @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:44 PM) [snapback]642030[/snapback]

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 10:42 AM) [snapback]642024[/snapback]

I rather say Denmark: fat

Got us there

Anyway:

found you this
http://www.amazon.com/American-Ways-Foreig...s/dp/0933662688

thank you

Diana

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:46 AM

Fuck a cripple!

Mr.Invisible

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:46 AM

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:45 PM) [snapback]642032[/snapback]

naaah mr.invisible thats mean

Maybe, but it's true.

You see all those gorgeus blondes from Sweden and Finland only on TV.

Post a picture to prove me wrong.

jellybean

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:47 AM

QUOTE(Mr.Invisible @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:42 AM) [snapback]642026[/snapback]

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:39 PM) [snapback]642018[/snapback]

well at least in Europe people by some reason think that all swedes are blond, blue-eyed and very.. sex-addicted..

Most of Swedes are fat.

Come to sweden all the girls names end with A, there all skinny, and the only reason why they dont have blonde hair is because they died it, fashion rocks, boys are hot, not only do girls dress nicely but guys do too!! o:
and yeah..a lot of beautiful people..the only problem is that Sweden is like stuck in the old times still, okay not the large cities but the rest of sweden is...

cctmry1bst

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:47 AM

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:27 AM) [snapback]641999[/snapback]

Hi everyone!

In february, my swedish classmates and I will travel to California. We will live and study in Santa Rosa for five weeks and than we will travel around California just for fun.

So.. since we live 16 hours of flight away from California, we know nothing about things to do, almost. Therefore we need tips on things to see and do that you americans think we swedes really need to experience.

Im very thankful for any respond.

And btw, Ian and Anthony, do you wanna be our guides?

Kisses from Sweden

you should come to sacramento, the capitol of california. (where smosh is too) there is a lot of history here and its only about 100 miles from santa rosa, also san francisco is only 65 miles from santa rosa. of course there is hollywood too, but that is in southern california about 500 mies from santa rosa. check out the website for old sacramento. www.oldsacramento.com. good luck.

Diana

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:47 AM

QUOTE(emilyinwonderland @ Oct. 22, 2007. 02:45 PM) [snapback]642033[/snapback]

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 06:43 PM) [snapback]642029[/snapback]

I think you should.......... Oh! give a guy anal

You + me = NOW!

DON'T FORGET THE 15 BRITISH GUYS!

xoirishkiddox

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:48 AM

That'll be something I HAVE to see

jellybean

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:48 AM

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:43 AM) [snapback]642029[/snapback]

I think you should.......... Oh! give a guy anal

I like how every comment Diana writes has to do with sex..hehe...

lotti

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:48 AM

QUOTE(Mr.Invisible @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:46 PM) [snapback]642037[/snapback]

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:45 PM) [snapback]642032[/snapback]

naaah mr.invisible thats mean

Maybe, but it's true.

You see all those gorgeus blondes from Sweden and Finland only on TV.

Post a picture to prove me wrong.

Haha you wish. But I am blonde. And hot.

emilyinwonderland

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:49 AM

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 06:46 PM) [snapback]642040[/snapback]

QUOTE(emilyinwonderland @ Oct. 22, 2007. 02:45 PM) [snapback]642033[/snapback]

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 06:43 PM) [snapback]642029[/snapback]

I think you should.......... Oh! give a guy anal

You + me = NOW!

DON'T FORGET THE 15 BRITISH GUYS!

YES PLEASE!

Bring your 15 American guys, then!

Mr.Invisible

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:49 AM

QUOTE(jellybean @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:46 PM) [snapback]642038[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mr.Invisible @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:42 AM) [snapback]642026[/snapback]

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:39 PM) [snapback]642018[/snapback]

well at least in Europe people by some reason think that all swedes are blond, blue-eyed and very.. sex-addicted..

Most of Swedes are fat.

Come to sweden all the girls names end with A, there all skinny, and the only reason why they dont have blonde hair is because they died it, fashion rocks, boys are hot, not only do girls dress nicely but guys do too!! o:
and yeah..a lot of beautiful people..the only problem is that Sweden is like stuck in the old times still, okay not the large cities but the rest of sweden is...

Been there done that.

http://www.ii2.org

Diana

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:49 AM

LICK HIS ASSHOLE!

Make sure the guy is black. No! Even better! Half black and half white!

emilyinwonderland

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:49 AM

QUOTE(jellybean @ Oct. 22, 2007. 06:48 PM) [snapback]642042[/snapback]

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:43 AM) [snapback]642029[/snapback]

I think you should.......... Oh! give a guy anal

I like how every comment Diana writes has to do with sex..hehe...

Diana's life is orientated around sex.

xocaseyxo

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:49 AM

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 10:35 AM) [snapback]642009[/snapback]

haha nice. But were swedes come on. We do things like that all the time ffs. What is typical american to do?

fuck a dog..in the ass

funnyman2

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:50 AM

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 02:46 PM) [snapback]642036[/snapback]

Fuck a cripple!

Best one so far.

3three3

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:50 AM

well i would say go to the beach but its going to be kinda cold soon. so if you do get a wet suit. if your in northern ca, check out san francisco. its an amazing place lots of places to shop. if not then to just walk around.

southern ca check out huntington beach. the downtown area is really nice.

Lene

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:50 AM

Things to do in California and Information (not a book this time):
http://www.stateof-california.com/tourist/...california.html

lotti

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:51 AM

QUOTE(cctmry1bst @ Oct. 22, 2007. 08:46 PM) [snapback]642039[/snapback]

QUOTE(lotti @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:27 AM) [snapback]641999[/snapback]

Hi everyone!

In february, my swedish classmates and I will travel to California. We will live and study in Santa Rosa for five weeks and than we will travel around California just for fun.

So.. since we live 16 hours of flight away from California, we know nothing about things to do, almost. Therefore we need tips on things to see and do that you americans think we swedes really need to experience.

Im very thankful for any respond.

And btw, Ian and Anthony, do you wanna be our guides?

Kisses from Sweden

you should come to sacramento, the capitol of california. (where smosh is too) there is a lot of history here and its only about 100 miles from santa rosa, also san francisco is only 65 miles from santa rosa. of course there is hollywood too, but that is in southern california about 500 mies from santa rosa. check out the website for old sacramento. www.oldsacramento.com. good luck.

thank you very much

jellybean

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:51 AM

QUOTE(emilyinwonderland @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:49 AM) [snapback]642047[/snapback]

QUOTE(jellybean @ Oct. 22, 2007. 06:48 PM) [snapback]642042[/snapback]

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:43 AM) [snapback]642029[/snapback]

I think you should.......... Oh! give a guy anal

I like how every comment Diana writes has to do with sex..hehe...

Diana's life is orientated around sex.

Sex=Diana

emilyinwonderland

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:52 AM

QUOTE(jellybean @ Oct. 22, 2007. 06:51 PM) [snapback]642053[/snapback]

QUOTE(emilyinwonderland @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:49 AM) [snapback]642047[/snapback]

QUOTE(jellybean @ Oct. 22, 2007. 06:48 PM) [snapback]642042[/snapback]

QUOTE(Diana @ Oct. 22, 2007. 11:43 AM) [snapback]642029[/snapback]

I think you should.......... Oh! give a guy anal

I like how every comment Diana writes has to do with sex..hehe...

Diana's life is orientated around sex.

Sex=Diana

Diana = sex for everybody

<3

Diana

Oct. 22, 2007. 10:54 AM

OH MY GOD!

AFTER YOU FUCK THE CRIPPLE, LET HIM LICK YOUR PUSSY!