So as most of you know, I suffer from migraines, maybe once a day, sometimes twice.
I went to bed at 1:30 last night. Was woken up at 8:15 for school, and couldn't move my body. My head was killing me. I wasn't paralysed, but I felt so drained of energy that I couldn't even lift my arm for more than a second or two. And sleeping on the lounge had made every muscle in my body ache.
I rolled off the bed, crawled to the toilet, did my morning stuff very slowly, and somehow stumbled up to the loungeroom where my mum was getting my brother ready for school.
I knew I couldn't go to school like that, but my mum has a thing about not believing me when I tell her I can't go to school. I was already getting so dizzy I thought I was going to pass out. So I told her I had diarrhoea (or however you spell it), and walked extremely slowly back up the hallway and laid down on the lounge.

Even laying down made my head hurt, but I managed to get to sleep. About 20 minutes later mum woke me up and told me to go sleep in the loungeroom because they were leaving and wanted someone near the front door. I fell on the ground and shimmied my way there on my butt.
My skin was so hot that even with the fan pointed directly at me, blowing nearly full blast, I was too uncomfortable to do anything. I was laying there trying to remember my dream. I remembered it (it was a really sad dream) and I was up for half an hour crying about it.

Mum coming back inside woke me up (I wish I hadn't). My whole body was searing with pain and I could barely utter a "hi" at her because I was so nauseous. I had had another nightmare. And I really needed to pee. I got off the lounge again and crawled back to the toilet. While I was in there, I was in so much pain just from moving that I had tears in my eyes. I took most of my clothes off because I was so uncomfortable. After I'd washed my hands, I collapsed in the hall doorway and yelled out for a sick bucket. However because I hadn't eaten, I wretched a few times before coughing up some stomach acid.

I had some water, which stopped the need to vomit, but still couldn't move, so I asked for a towel and went and had a shower. It made my skin feel better, but I still had a migraine and limp limbs. I went back to sleep, but wasn't asleep very deeply, and woke up again half an hour later still feeling like shit. However my parents were leaving again and now that my brother was home from school, I had to babysit. So here I am, sitting at the computer because smoshing doesn't really require a lot of movement. I had a Nurofen but my head is still throbbing.
Today I spent hours in so much pain I literally wanted to die, just to stop hurting.

To add to that, most days I limp because my hip joints are fucked up, I have a growth in my wrist that means I can't put pressure on my hands, my ankles regularly need to be twisted to crack the pain out of them. If I can't crack them, I just can't walk. Sometimes my body gives me a break from the migraines, and just lets me have a headache.
My knees crack painfully even when I'm standing still, and my back is really fucked up and I have to hunch to be able to walk some mornings.
I have a wonderful and exciting bunch of ailments. I go to the doctor so often they think I'm faking (because they can't actually find the cause for these things). EDIT: Also, the smell of flyspray gives me an instant headache.
And my dad's afraid of spiders. Talk about using the spray for 10 seconds. OUCH.
He just did it then. The dick.



How's your body treating you?

hmm mines defective!
my jaw often pops, like if im chewing or sometimes talking or even if i just move it, its so annoying and it hurts.
annnnnnd. my knees have problems. they have dislocated 7 times, so i have been in an ambulance 3 times (the first 3 times it happened)
so. not so well. i pretty much cant do sports. its laaaame.

Uhhh. Knees = death.
I posted the entire story somewhere and I really don't feel like repeating myself. I think it was the "Worst thing that ever happened to you" thread if anyone is dying to read it [ha].

And if this counts, I can't see and my vision is pretty bad. I know people with worse, but it's still fairly bad.

Me too. And because I can't so sports, I can't lose weight and keep fit.
I fucking hate myself.

I have a twin brother sticking out of my stomach. Fucking Total Recall style!

My body has been described as the epitome of perfection by many skilled professionals.

Uhh...I should be way hotter for such a cool person.

What's wrong with my body? i have a skin disease so if i like scratch it bleeds, i sprained both of my ankles at the same time when 2 fat chicks tripped over me in soccer and my mom didn't believe me so i had to walk on them for a month, my muscles crack and pop like when you crack ur knuckles and i have carpel tunnel in both wrists

i beat all of you!! take that bitches!!

No, I still win...
Actually, NUBS wins.
I find a brother sticking out of a man incredibly sexy.

My jaw cracks a lot, every day I have to crack it or it feels weird..idk why

but woot

I also get the spins a lot...even if im not doing drugs...ill be laying in bed...then all the sudden I land in my bed..and bounce its weird

MY TEETH.

And my boobies itchy/
No not rlly.

Hahahaha
Itchy tits!

I'm underweight by about 8-9 pounds. Last time I went to the doctor he tried to bullshit me about anorexia and said that I was so malnourished that he could hook me up to an iv. I've always been underweight, though. The only way I can gain weight is if i exersize, because that builds muscle mass i guess? All i know is that when i exersize, i get chubbyish. I'm too lazy, though. I don't give a fuck if i'm wasting away, i guess i could always become a model.

And I have a minor heart murmur. its kindof like.. my heartbeat has a skip in it because the artery doesnt close all the way. it's no big deal, though. I just like saying it cause it sounds cool. Heart Murmur.

is that why u always say murmumrum

mermermermermer


no.

haha I like it when that happens to me. I'll be having a dream where I am falling off of a cliff then when I land I wake up landing in my bed and bouncing like that.

Oh yeah, and sometimes when I wake up, I can't move or do anything, not even breathe. It scares the sh*t out of me. I try to say help but can barely get a hhh out, like just breathing an h sound. Like hhuuuuh... Haha one time I actually rolled over and I could move freely again.

Now that I have typed that it seems like such a boring story. Hehe

WoW being UNDERweight is such a freaking problem!!

I have frequent dizzy spells and pass out on occasion.

My mom said it's cause I play to many videogames.

My necks, elbows, knee toes, crack a lot.

haha I have headrushes when I stand up

yea its kind of fun, after i figure out wtf just happened

when i wake up in the morning i have to crack my back or else i can't move at all. ive never been this way until recently when i figured out how to pop my back and it feels really good so i do it over and over...and when i wake up im all stiff :\

hah sarcasm?
it was just within the past couple hundred years that skinny became considered beautiful. i mean, neither underweight OR overweight are healthy. one's just currently in style.
and actually, yeah. being severely underweight can be a freaking problem.

whatever. it's 2 in the morning and i can't put words together right now so hopefully that made sense.

I think you have a really good body.

me too

I didn't realise how very lesbian that sounded.

I burned my foot in a Foreman grill and my elbow has a protuberance.

My doctor said I probably have arthritis.

I think she was making shit up so it would seem she knows what she's talking about. It's the only "diagnosis" she's ever made for me, and she didn't even make it for real. She was like "It's possible that you have type 2 arthritis..."
She indian so everything she says amuses me.

I like her, but she's pretty useless when it comes to helping.

Foreman grills are evil!

I tested if the stove top hotplate was on, by sticking my hand on it.
I blistered all the skin on my hand and had to have it bandaged for like 2 1/2 weeks.
I'm such a fucking idiot.

And it wasn't the only time, either. Only last year I did it with my finger. My fingerprint actually was burnt on to the metal. I didn't have a fingerprint for about a month, but it grew back. It's a shame, too. My finger was so smooth without the print.

you know, after all you've said here, it sounds like you have a ton of problems with your health. ha

..What was your foot doing in a Foreman grill?

That's only what I can think of off the top of my head. I have some more obscure stuff too.
I was tested for leukaemia last year, or cancer or something, when the migraines and joint pain started in March.
Blood tests are teh cool.

I know it sounds like I'm making shit up. But the pain!!

He likes to cook bacon in the morning so he leaves it by his bed side! WOO! THE OFFICE!

Pam, I need you to rub butter on my foot.

Oh god.
I saw that episode.

Ahahaha!

Micheal fucking fell in the toilet, and no one wanted to help him.
buahahah.

I have Country Crock.

RYAN! RYAAAAAAN!!

"I like the smell of bacon when I first wake up in the morning, so I have my Foreman Grill by my bedside with the smell of bacon when I wake up. Except this time, I stepped on my grill, and it clamped on my foot."

I'm not good at remembering the exact thing kay.



K
So I was at the pool.
Yeah
and my friends they were like walking, and I was tempted to go down the hill thinger,

and i ran up the hill and i fell and my mouth was bloody.

The picture makes it so much more difficult to understand.

i can teleport wherever i wish...

I have (a small form of) asthma.

so yeah im slightly asthmatic.

I fell off the garage roof and cracked my head on the path as a kid. Had to go to hosp and everything. I permanently damaged the thingies in my inner ear ("Thingies" as I don't know the medical term for it) and now I get vertigo. It's random. I could just be walking along normally and then i'll turn to go another way and suddenly feel dizzy and lose my balance. It's happened so much people think i'm just clumsy. Eh, it works for me, i'm used to it.

my parents think I have something wrong with my blood - something that runs in our family but I can't remember what it is. It involves bloody noses and bruises easily? I don't even know. All I know is I get bloody noses A LOT, especially in the winter. I also bruise really easily. I got elbowed while playing wiffle ball in gym and had a bruise the side of an apple on my hip. I also will bang into the wall with my arm - not even feel a thing and have a bruise the next day.

i hate the way i look.

That's 'cause you have low bloodpressure

I often get flashbacks from the shrooms I take.
And my ass is TOO hawt ;(

-I have bad eyesight and I need glasses
-I have a left iguinal hernia
-Born with unnoticeable lazy eye.
-Born with small penis(Just kiddining ladies)

You weren't kidding.
That's ok, I have a small penis too.
So small infact, that it's invisible to the naked eye.

So don't feel bad.

My penis arouses whenever it wants. I can't control it no longer.

I got food falling out of my hair.

I'm so underweight, that my weight is under myself.

My knees are bad, I think, For they hurt when I run or bicyle.

I got bad condition, and in my former life that was like... Some years ago before ADSL, I hade some soort of asthma... Or allergy. Something.

I got a mark from a cigarette on my left palm. Really hot it looks like a penis in my eyes.

I cough alot, and I don't know why. I just do it.

Sometimes my eyes itch all the time, worse than my head.

O'boy. This sure is fun! Where can I find the topic about mentally problem?

asthma.

arms dislocate relatively easily.

constantly sprained left pinky finger.

really tall.

Nothing wrong with me to be perfectly honest.

I'm getting more conscious about my bewbs cause their getting bigger and i look weird in certain tops.

kdone.