The moderators are the only people allowed to use extended signatures (signatures that go outside of the signature boundaries). We are using it as a way to locate our own and each other's posts more easily. We are not using it to look cool, or to claim we invented it.
It is also a way to help you guys find our posts in threads where moderator assistance may be required. If you are confused about something you can more easily identify if a moderator has already answered your questions instead of asking again and looking foolish.
So if you want cool signatures then make it cool within the given boundaries or we will be forced to delete your signature. Thank you for your cooperation
Eternally yours,
The Moderating Team.
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