This recruitment video that Tom Cruise made in 2004 (he publically lost it in 2005) recently got leaked onto the interwebz, and now the Church of Scientology are trying to get it removed from wherever they can ASAP. It's about 10 minutes long, and the video's here. Please tell me if the video doesn't work, because they're frequently having copies pulled from YouTube and shit because they're giant pussies.

It starts off pretty normal. Then he starts laughing.

that is one of the funniest things ever. he sounds like a nut job

I love scientology videos.

He sure finds it funny doesnt he

Searching scientology on Youtube yields an evening's worth of entertainment. Have you seen the one where the guy tries to film the street festival and the three Scientologists come out and start following him down the street?

The dude is batshit.

that is funny stuff


you should find more and post them

The recap of the five moments video is better. It cuts out the boring parts and only has the funny parts(even though the whole thing was funny.) The link to it is on the right at the top.

i dont love it that fucking much Nick, but ye i seen that video ages back.

makes no sense..hahahahaha

No wonder he only lasted 6 months before making it public.

You obviously are more intellictual that Tom Cruise to realize this.

he wants to romp. and play. if only the world was a different place.

Hahahaha that one with the 3 guys following that other guy is some funny shit.

This is why I try to ignore the personal lives of actors/actresses. I think Tom Cruise is a brilliant actor, but because this shit has been shoved in front of my face so often, I can't take him or his movies seriously anymore.

Sounds like myself,


when im stoned.

I can ignore the stuff about Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee being Scientologists, I can deal with that. But when Tom Cruise is arguing with Matt Lauer about how ADD is bullshit and stuff and getting Oprah's couch all covered with footprints, that's just douchebaggery. That's like the Scientologist equivalent of hosting the 700 Club or something.

What the FUCK is talking about? For 10 whole minutes all he said in a nutshell was:

"We...........as a people........WANT to help....and..........if you're in.......you're in...........and....................I think that.............we need to go out there and just.........help.........and........Scientology helps."


Edit: one other thing, can the video GET more repetetive with the SAME mission impossible riff repeating itself OVER AND OVER again nonstop? Seriously, that wasn't even that great of a movie trilogy, and it's definately not the only movie he's been in.

I love Cleo.

Exactly. Tom Cruise had this ridiculous way of talking down to Matt and trying to make him look stupid, but to be honest he just came off looking like an arrogant shit.

As for this video, it's almost hilarious how he has this conceited manner of actually believing he's an expert on life.

And his laugh scared the shit out of me.

so this is will smith is converting to.
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Weird

It kinda started out like any recruitment ad for the Army or a regular church with the "if you join, you can have the power to change the world" crap. Then he started talking about how they're the authority on helping prisoners and shit. To be honest when he started talking about how fun it is, I was nearly sold on it myself.

Scientology - Normal English Translations:
Org- Organization
KSW- Keep Scientology Working
"Put Ethics in someone" - Boot 'em in da butt
SP - Supressive Person (almost like a scapegoat/bad example who is negative in a person's life)
PTS - Potential Trouble Source (the person being affected by the SP)

Everyone was watching this in IT today and we all came out freaking out about how weird scientologists are. I just watched a load of videos about scientology on youtube, they're just so WEIRD.

Tom Cruise's basic message was you're either with them or against them.
I'm pretty sure I'd rather have them kill me for being an "enemy" of the church rather than ever join. God what FREAKS.

Didn't L Ron Hubbard only do it for profit anyway? He must be laughing at what's happened to his "religion" now.

Edit: Yuo know. From his grave.

This one's the best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y

"What are you afraid of?!"
Haha that was excellent.

I still find the BBC reporter losing it at them hilarious

YOU DID NOT HEAR OR RECORD ALL THE IN-TER-VIEW!!! Do you understand?

haha the reporter is hilarious.

Wow that second video ngard posted was 10 times funnier

Scientology is such fail bullshit.

oh yeah he does.
He is seriously into it. LOL.

http://www.zimedia.com/2.php

full video here. and it will NOT be taken down.

I heard that the Scientologists want to keep the video up on the net now anyway.

I think it was funny how he was like '' when im driving past a car accident im not like the regular person i know that im the only one who can help'' Its like someone got in a car accident and then the ambulance showed up and the guy that crashed is like ''Fuck off i need a scientologist''

Everyone knows about the "Anonymous" war against Scientology right ?
Anyway Anonymous is suposed to be the cfause of 90% of internet chaos.
Here is there message to Scientology http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbKv9yiLiQ.

there creepy too





...watch out Tom Cruise...

Feb10

He didnt make sense at all. He was just saying the same thing over and over again using different words everytime.

If it weren't for anon the internets would be clogged with furfags and pedophiles. The internet is not a big truck, it's a series of tubes, and Anon is cleaning out those tubes one Gaiafag at a time.

If you really want to see the homepage of Anonymous though, feel free to visit it: http://www.ebaumsworld.com

I realize that they are a good thing but there are a few bad cookies in there from the videos I'e watched. Everyplace I've ever checked said the anon website was www.4chan.org

That's a ploy to shift blame to the 4Channers. Damn Anonymous, always blaming somebody else.

i dont get it the forums at ebaums give you names however at 4chan you are automatically anonymous

That's why they're the perfect scapegoat.

yeah ive read a few of there forums in depth telling to to kill peoples computers...ill have to re...

EDIT: anyway i saw a person say and show him the way to 4chan
and they bash Scientology

so funny

Rules 1 & 2 were broken. Good job assbites.

Sort-of ontopic.
Join your fellow anons for protests at various places across the globe.
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Agreed, poor Katie Holmes.

That video was hilariously creepy.
Scientology is so screwed up.
I can't believe people are actually believing this crap.
I mean, it was created by a Science Fiction Author.
How fake can you get?

anon be da cause of 90% of da intranaught caos guise!!11


IRL Raids is a pretty cool guy, eh? Wears masks and not afraid of anything.

i get a kick out of this every time i watch it

that thing makes my day all over again every time i watch it.