So basically all you have to do is think of a creative way to kill the person above you. I'm first, so i guess I'll kill the title

*stabs title with trident

Rat poison to your ear.

get out atomic bomb and blows your head off! teehee

*Rips off head and eats it*

how dare you eat my head

*kicks sydney hoon in balls and snaps neck leaving him dead on the ground*

My children!!!!!!!!

*Unleashes army of bugs and other disgusting creatures to kill you*

YAY i got eaten by bugs YAY

*put out hand grenade, puts the pin out and throws at sydney hoon*

*sends you on an all-expenses paid trip to Beijing*

*I tell the American government that Beijing is going to bomb the White House*

*American Air Force ready with nukes*

*America nukes Beijing and you're dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

haha not as good as i thought it was going to be

*while your asleep i coming into your room and tie you to your bed then i pull out my big dagger and stab you in the leg while letting you die a slow painful death*

*puts you into a pot of Cat Soup*

*shows u a mirror*

smashes mirror and stabs ut throat with the broken glass and slits ur wrists very deep whilr putting u in a bathtub

*raises kilt*

*puts a gun to head, forces into room full of raging fire and laughs as person burns in hell*

Looks in bathroom with pneumonia and bleach

stab 20 times in the main organs causes you to bledd to death!

*bury in sand, wait for tide to come in*

*gets pillow case and shoves over anarchyintheau's head, ties a large piece of rope around neck and waits till they stop moving, then puts the body in car and drves to beach, steals someones boat and sails out to sea, then ties the large piece of rope to a anchor and drops body into the Ocean"

*gets up really early, goes to the beach and scatters messages in bottles everywhere. when you arrive, i will sneak up behind you as you grab a bottle. you read aloud "i am standing right behind you".
you dead.

lol

*blows a gun to your head*

*skins you alive and tosses sharna9 into a vat full of deadly diseases*

*lets 100 scopians go and they sting you to your death*

*drills a hole in sharna9's head and drinks her guts*

eww

*strangles sydney hoon with ehr bare hands*

*drives motorcycle into sharna9 and jumps off at the last minute*

*kicks sydney hoon in the balls which distracts him from satan stabbing him in the haert with a harp*

*grabs sharna9's avatar and stab her with the edge of the picture*

*steps on sydney hoon becuase hes soo small*

*I push you into a nuclear reactor*

* tears chest open and rips heart out then eats it* mmm

hangs youu with a chain and throws javolins at your body while your dangiling over a pit of lava

*puts you in a cage with a wild tiger*

*BAM your dead* (you don't how it happened mwauh ha ha ha ha)

*Collects the farts of a thousand tear eyed krakins and releases them on smoshfan357's nose.*

We all know tear eyed krakins have highly toxic ass fumes.

* puts mental pixie in ...* oh wait i forgot my whip i'll be right !!!!!!!!!

ill eat and dan poop you out and dan peepee on you and dan flush you

*snatches rainbowtaco13's iPod and destroys it and rainbowtaco13 commits suicide*

starts by skinning sydney hoon alive then rips out eyes, then cuts into tiny pieces and feeds to a cyote who gets stepped on by and elephant.. pretty far fetched eh ? =P

*I push you off the CN Tower*

*knocks sydney hoon out and puts him into something out of Saw* try and get outta that bitch

*slips E.Coli in above's drink and they have diarrhes and severe kidney problems, have a brain meltdown and die, then releases a pack of assassins on you*

*walks up to him as if trying to in a conversation, and pulls out a knife and slices throat in a backhand motion, then collects the blood and drowns in it.*

*pushes you into a jet engine*

*Puts a bomb in your luggage bag, sends off to Sydney airport.*

*flies the Q1 into your house*

*throws sydney hoon intoa fan cause him to be sliced up into pieces*

*I'm going to kill you in your sleep, but you die from a heart attack*

Make mai pet dragon eat your sig, then you'd get sad and die.

*shots you in the heart with a bow and arrow*

*molests your mum and you get upset*

*I sleep with your boyfriend and every guy you ever liked*

*I kill everyone you ever had a crush on*

*U kill urself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*