So the aim of this game is to : ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer back

heres an example :

Q: How could I understand?
A: Read Douglas Adams books. They imbue ultimate understanding

or

Q: How many pancakes can you fit in an elephants ear?
A: More, if you can get the waffles out first!

or

Q: Why do elephants have four feet?
A: Because, it was a "hands down" decision!

or

Q: How many different kinds of stupid quetion are there?
A: Negative three. ENJOY ! X)

i`ll start :

What do crocodile tears taste like?

A.) Lick a crocodiles tear and you'll find out.

Q.) Why do zebras have stripes?

because they were once white horses and were blotched with black paint in a freak paint accident and then they came to be...


Do i have to pee?

Only when you have to pee.



Why am I tired?

Because you're on the internet instead of resting.

Why is the sun so bright?

Because your mom.

Why do cows have to have bells?

because there gay

why is bob not spelled with a "l"?

Because he was born without a head.

Why do I not sleep enough?

because sleep is not at the top of ur priorities....


if there is so many people with aids, why can we not find a cure

because we don't want a cure. YAYYY AIDS!

why does oxygen exist?

becuz w/out we would die...i think..



why must i be the one to get blamed when a crime is commited?

because theres a fairly good chance you committed it.

why am i too sexy for my shirt?

because its really a sweater that ur aunt gave to u for a xmas present..
the sexyness is only mutual


if i itch, why do i scratch?

Because you're retarded.


Why is the sky blue?

you only believe its blue...alien conspiracy and stuff like that...jk...




why am i going out with one guy when my heart beats for another?

because you like getting laid by the one your already dating


Is it alright to like Sabrina the teenage witch?

only if you let her play with your magic wand..



why do we got a nose?

because of win dixie.




AM I IN UR SAMMICH?

apparently

who was in the kitchen with dina?

Jesus

Who invented mosquito?

someone who hates u x]

why r flamingos pink ?

because they're gay

why do hormones suck ass

b/c the dick was taken

why do ppl stop in the middle of a walk way

they don't, they stop at the end of one and then start on another one

When people say "I'm as happy as larry".. who the hell is Larry and is he fat?

larry was a cable guy who lived in an alley

why does it hurt when i stare into the sun.

Because the sun always wins in staring contests. Always.

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Because sometimes... It does.

Why oh why oh why do they put so much pepper in my food?

because the dwarf that lives under your bed finds it amusing.

why does icecream taste better on tuesday?

Because the seller doesn't pee in it that day.

Q: why do we wear shoes?

We don't... They wear us. It's all a nasty conspiracy.

Why the hell would a bunny have a pancake on its head?

so it could attract the pancake fairy and bite her but ....

why do we suffer ?

Because in the words of Jim Carey: "God is a mean kid sitting on an ant hill with a magnifying glass and I am the ant."

Why do we make bags out of paper and we don't make bottles made of paper?

because it would seek through and poison the lions in the cave... with the snake tails..and such. Or maybe they do make bottles out of paper...





How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

about 2 L. and 50 inch

how many of the fairy population can actually fly, and why can't the others .. it's so mean >.<

About 30%, the rest have had too many quarter pounders.

If you freeze a cloud, will it fall?

no it will descend slowly to kill all mankind..

how can we end hunger.. (I mean in the world not for 1 person)

Mass produce Rice Krispies and Corn Flakes...

Why does that man have darker skin than me?

Because you have the same disease as Michael Jackson. Freak.

Why doesn't the glue stick to the bottle?

Because what you are using isnt glue....






Where in the world is Carmen San Diego??

I dunno -.-

how can you chop off both hands at your own

use your hand for choppin one off, and than jump off a cliff....





Why am i still in this forum, and not sleeping?

because it is just 19:30 in Europe

why am i almost sleeping?

Because Bilbo Bagins came into your box and stole a cookie that was made from sperm whale liver.


Why are people saying why so much???

They're not; You're just hearing God telling you that the shoes that you're wearing are the ones that your friend wanted.

Why didn't scrooge like Christmas?

he doesn't dislike christmas, he just dislikes you


why can't we divide by 0?

scrooge HATED christmas by the way... at least i think so



why is the sky blue and the grass green?

It's not, you're just colour blind.

Why am I listening to music i don't even like?

because you like not liking what you listen to.



Why am i not at work????.. shite g2g

because if you go the world will end

why is blue called blue and not cheese or hufamano

because it saw ur eyebrows.


why am i so insanely tired all the time?