okay, so that older piece of shit brother of mine has finally crossed the line AGAIN! On super bowl Sunday, I had my gf over at my fathers house to watch the game, and all was okay till the end of the game. At one point I said a that's what she said joke and it offended her, so I was apologizing and begging her to forgive me, when that immature jackass shouted at the top of his lungs, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and started rolling on the couch laughing as hard as he could like he said the funniest thing in the world. Then we said, "That's not funny!" and he goes, "Yes it is!" and continues to laugh at her. When I got her home, she burst into tears about that and how it hurt her so deeply. So then on the way home, I started calmly explaining to him what he did, and he retorts with, "Now you know how I feel after China." Which REALLY pissed me off, and I started to yell at him. Then he kept trying to make it about me, and got all defensive. So then when I called him out on being immature, he says, "You have guts to call ME immature." AS FUCKING IF! So then I got home and he came in my room and told me to call Sadie to apologize and he did, but he did in a condescending tone, like he does to the kung fu students, and it didn't seem sincere. So then last night he was talking to my mom about it and I told her why Sadie didn't think it was sincere and they both started shouting that that was "bullshit". yes, it was bullshit, that he thought that his half assed apology was good enough to console her for years of torment and abuse that he brought up in a VERY rude manner and laughed at her. Now the reason I'm writing this is because last night her mother gave me some food that they made called aji de gallina, a chicken dish from peru thats really good, and he FUCKING ATE IT WITHOUT ASKING! Now I wouldn't be so pissed off about that if he wouldn't get so butt hurt when I ate his food. Not to mention, I haven't done that in a LONG time and I never ate his favorite food, which is what he just did. Now when I confront his fucking sorry immature ass, I KNOW for a FACT that he's going to make it MY fault and say, "Now you know how I feel." I hate him. I HATE HIM! Now, I may be over reacting to this one situation, but he's done this ALL MY LIFE! I've finally had it! I'm moving out ASAP!

What about China?

up until now, i didn't know there was such thing as negative caring.

your girlfriend shouldnt've gotten offended by the joke.... unless it was a really good time to say thats what she said... but yeah.. ur brother seems to be being a jerk.

Sounds like your girlfriend can't take a joke. I understand the food thing though. I get fucking pissed when someone eats my food.

is he younger?

EDIT: nvm

tell him that he is really bugging you and make him understand how u feel.

im not reading all that are you crazy!

tl;dr

food?

wow dude.
that sucks.
I'm not sure.
Try telling him you wanna move out , then tell him why.
See if that does anything... but I'm not sure.
I know my bro has momentts where he's totally immature, and others where you can explain physics to him and he'll understand it.
Just make sure to catch your bro at the best moment.
Oh, and also think about your ages.
You don't wanna move out too young and ruin your future.
Think about your bro, too. Maybe he was going through problems when he said those totally stupid things, but also remember that some people mature later than others.
Hop I helped, and good luck!

Tell your girlfriend to calm down and explain to her that she shouldn't be offended because he's a jackass. Next time any of this happens, tell your brother and ask him to apologize calmly. If he doesn't, don't talk to him. Just leave it alone and be the better person. If he ever wants to spend time with you, he'll start to respect you a little more.

As for the food, eat something of his. If he asks, say calmly, "Oh, I thought it didn't matter anymore since you ate my...." Only do that if you want to, because he could just get angry and flip out or something.

come on people lets have a sense of humor!

i hate it when my bf says thats what she said so i know how she feels
if i was her i woulda cussed him out bad!!!!!!!!!!

Tell your girlfriend to stop being a bitch.

"That's what she said" jokes are about as malevolent as a gummy bear wrapped in rainbows.

She's waaay too sensitive

well, the fact is that she has had people tell her her whole life that she was shit because of her gender, so it kinda made her feel like that's what he said, lol, but anyway, don't get me wrong, I think that's what she said jokes are funny as hell, she doesn't though. anyway, the reason I'm so pissed is NOT because of this one time, but the fact that it has gone on for so long, for one, I've had many relationships ruined because of him, he has perpetually bullied me and my friends. I'm sick of it, and you're right, I'm just gonna eat all of his food

Okay, you and this guy's girlfriend need to chill out.
I love that's what she said jokes.

Girlfriend can't take a joke. Brother's getting back at you for "China". You're a dick for thinking we care. What happened in China?

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But instead of moving out you decided to beat him up. you got in one little fight and your mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Fredinator

Suck the fetus out of her

edit: I read it.

Why did she get so pissed about a fucking "That's whatt she said" joke?

WHAT HAPPENED IN CHINA!?!?!?

Do a Barrel Roll

Eat Some soup

Have Buttsecks with stellan

Relax.

dump your girlfriend and get a REAL woman, someone like rodro.

Everyone should listen to Rodro. He is a very wise man.

That sucks man. Since you said "What would you do in this situation", I would probably pour water on him while he is sleeping the day you leave to go live on your own!
NOTE: PLEASE TAKE MY IDEA

My dog's name is Sadie.

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You have serious gaps in your story. Like what did he say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" at? And what the hell is this 'years of torment and abuse' that you seem to be bitching about?

Also,

Sounds equivalent to a ton of sibling relationships.
Isn't there a thread for this stuff?

That's the worst prank I've ever heard.

edit: and how do you expect us to know what the China line means?

ur brother sounds like my sister,, omg i almost hit her over the head with a chair once.. no lie.. yea that kinda sux

Get a diary.