Okay, this is mostly for the Australians, and that filthy fucking New Zealander -cringe-


So yeah, They're talking about merging Australia and New Zealand into one country, so New Zealand would be a state in Australia.

Because Australia is that much better =]


Australia would have the best rugby team in the world, and New Zealand would have the best Cricket team.


That's how good we are.

Oh, not cool.

Aussies and their cricket.
Rugby was the ONE thing we had better than you, damnit.

I can't even belive what it's gonna be like with a bunch of ram rooters (no offence, I mean seriously we all know you don't hump ya sheep =P) being part of Australia.

You and Evil will be like brothers!

That's a scary thought.

I'm sure Mitch will be over the moon when he thinks about it this way.

damnit, that means its gonna be called AUSTRALIAN lamb, who wants that shit!?

But this is just talk for the time being though, right? Maybe they won't follow through with it.

Just like how there's talk about merging Canada, USA, and Mexico together to form one superstate. And the only reason they want to do this is to remove the boarders to allow ultimate free trade flows.

That's probably what they are contemplating with your Australia-New Zealand ordeal as well.

Only if they could actually push NZ and join it to our coast so me and Evil could have babies.
I mean, everything is pretty much shared anyway. ANZAC,....

Um...
ANZAC.
And some other stuff too. I'm really tired.


But the "border" between us is the ocean.
I mean... that's just silly. We're a continent, and they're two large islands pretty far away.
I don't see any sense in it.

Naw naw, I mean free trade-wise. Like, removing tarrifs and taxes for importing and exporting goods between the two countries.

i think its a really stupid idea as they are both proud nations and have quite different histories and climates

Lord of the Rings was shot in New Zealand... not Australia. Whammy!

Rugby ftw

As long as I'm alive this won't happen.





*3 years later*

God damn merge...

God damn it! I don't want Foobs to live in the same country as me!

USA and mexico? Wont happen. Trust me

it sounds like a stupid idea. why do people have to try and mess up the natural order of things

They tried it once in the 1980's, but it didn't work out.

so they're trying it again, and the New Zealand Prime Minister isn't going for it I don't think.

NEVER!!!!

I will set fire to Mitch in protest!

What are you talking about? Natural order? Since when is merging countries messing with nature?

I'ma set fire to you and your sheep.

/stereotyping

Tea and crumpets, by the way?

WAIT!

you're saying Australia and New Zealand are seperate countries?

WTF

hah. i cant imagine you angry cause your avatar is just too happy.

Ahaha, I was thinking that.

That's silly I want us to be seperate countries.

they are merging? More like another continent: "The pacific"

I think they should remain apart. The world is a more interesting place when there are more countries (each with different customs, governing systems, etc.) to explore.

Even if they do merge, one day they'll be seperated

THANK GOD.

Poor Rodro. Such an outsider...

for real, dont want them dirty beaners

Agreed.

australia and nz together? pleaseee no, it wouldnt happen, they'd have to take away their currency and government, what about the states WITHIN NZ? as an aussie i certainly hope this crazy ass merge wont happen (ive never even heard about the concept before)

That's why its like 90% impossible to merge.

It seems like a good idea as it would be easier and also then the exchange rate would be better for everybody else.

i guess, but both the aus/nz culture would be lost and somehow be merged into one weird ass culture

HAHA imagine the amount of nz jokes that would come out if they merged into australia hahaha that would be one positive

Hey, REAL australians would still write off new zealanders.

Just like we write off tasmanians.



It won't work out.



-nod-

Fuck off you aussies are never going to be part of new zealand, you and your dirty kangaroos

That's right.

Filthy giant-spider-having whores.

No one I know would accept this. Hell, there would be riots in Wellys. I'd even join in! Haha it'll never happen.

damn.

If this happens Austzealand will destroy the UK at every single sport

Our kangaroos are cleaner than your sheep..


-.-

Our kangaroos are cleaner than your sheep..


-.-

I now have the mental image of you dancing in wellys. Don't ask why you're dancing, because I'm yet to figure that out myself.

Maybe he's dancing because he's so happy he finally has Wellys.

Lies. Our sheep don't have filthy kangaroo fur and they don't kidnap babies and stick them in their pouches!

Wellys as in, Wellington. Silly britishes and your weird name for gumboots.

we're not having a war here guys. But from what i know the forefathers of australia were prisoners of british before going to australia.

ahaha. What the hell are gumboots?

Are they like, rubber boots?

Gumboots!

Jeez.

Australia is the Bomb DIGG!!! new zealand is full of sheeps....who likes sheep?
WHO LIKES SHEEP?!?!?!?

the gumboots are ugly. What are they used for?