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its going down


What are your tips for fighting? As in real fist fights, not hugging and wrestling on the grass! You pussys!

chuck sand in their eyes and fucking kick the shit out of them

Punch them in the nose first.

It works for me.

i bite.

I don't fight.
Ever.
But rly.

I'm more of a runner.

Lover not a fighter babe.

Pizza-box them.

Well, obviously they are going to be ready for the kick in the balls, so before you do that, you stomp on their toes with the heel of your foot. That should catch them off guard, then you can go for the balls.

The only time I really fought someone was during my Junior year PowderPuff game. I tackled some girl close the the sideline (the side where the seniors were) and this senior who wasn't playing poured vegetable oil on my hair and all over me. The next thing I knew I had launched myself on this girl, I took her down hard.

She was the type of girl with the reputation of being a badass, the type who would try shit at school and not care if they are caught. so I was scared shitless whenever I saw her at school. She never got back at me though.

Don't lose.

R K O, k?

Yeahh thats the key pont.

Throw a shoe at them.

i fight with WORDS

HAHAHAHHAA aahahaah

it hardly ever works.

no,
omg i love shoes.

not your shoe. you take their ugly ass shoe off of them and hit them over the head as many times as you possilby can

Beg and cry until they turn their back in disgust, then punch them in the fucking neck!

lots of dirty fighters here

Scream like a woman until they look away in disgust, then pull down their pants and underwear. When they go to pull them up give them a kick in the face. If they try to get up, give them my patent STFUppercut.



Do we watch too much Simpsons ??? ;D

well then my work here is done

So then you'd enjoy fighting if they threw shoes at you. See? It's all gooood.

Go fucking psycho. If someone thinks you're crazy in that violent sort of way they probably won't touch you.

Or if crazy isn't your thing, hit in the mouth/nose area. It also hurts to get hit in the neck and on your head where the temples are with something pointy like an elbow. If you don't mind taking a cheap shot just go for the balls. The guy will be down quickly then if you're feeling violent keep hitting him while he is down.

Strangle them with a steel wire first.
Then have intercourse with the victi.. ENEMY'S "temporarily unconcious" body.
:$

Where is your honour, woman.

I said it was a cheap shot, but it works. Personally, I would only keep hitting him if I was about to get raped. If that was the case, that motherfucker would be dead.

Don't let your fucking guard down. Keep your face protected or you'll get knocked out.

Dirty Fighting is alwys the best. throw him thing at the face. Use the envirovement as you ally. (pencils, backpacks, rocks work pretty well).
Biting can be useful when u're stuck. but I wouldnt recommend it.
hmm NEVER KICK in the balls, thats low.

But Remember: Always give the first fist. that'll give you advantage.
Then If when you beat the crap out of the guy, he returns with a van full of guys with bats (which has happened to me & a friend) Run.

Dirt in the eyes!

And a van full of bats?!
Wtf mate?

baseballs bats

i totally already said dirt/sand in the eyes

Oh right.
Ahaha.
I was thinking these guys were vampires or something.

Fine, I'll think of a new idea.

Ninjah moves.
Crazy ninjah moves. Like flying. And then kicking them in the head. That'd work.

Elbow them in the back, stomack, wherever. Really dig the elbow in. Works best if you're elbows are sharp

if everything else fails just tazer the mofo

Keep your hands up. Thats probably the best advice you can ever get that doesnt involve using cheap shit like kicking them in the balls, or throwing sand in their eyes.
I saw these two kids once just trade punches to the face, it was the gayest fight ever, when one kid would get hit, his hat would like turn to the side, so he would straighten it and then punch the other kid in the face, and that kept on for like two minutes, then they both walked away. Gay.

Kick them in the nuts.

use your elbow if they get in close, its got good leverage and its harder then your fist. Also when making a fist don't curl your fingers around your thumb. I guess those are the basics, i really don't worry bout fighting because on average i have a better reach then most people and i weigh more.

Just watch THIS.
haha Bas Rutten is fucking ridiculous.

You always keep hitting when there down, get on top and lay down the combos to their face until there head starts to bounce off the ground

Keep your hands up, like leepay said

Combos nigga! Pop that fucker in the face a few times in one area, the more you hit it the more it hurts, even if its not hard. Pop pop , it will stun him, then come with a hook to the jaw and that bitch go FLYING man

If you know kung fu, fucking use it! Who gives a fuck if your stance looks gay as hell, knock that hoe out

Nigga be confident, dont be skurred cuz a nigga might be bigger then you, or people think oh he can kick your ass. Be fucking confident, start the fight strong, and end strong, teach that fucker a lesson for whatever reason it was that you are fighting him in the first place

PS: Dont watch UFC and think you can do that shit either. Take some lessons, it pays off

*bows*

the expert on fighting has spoken

If you really know how to fight, you'll know that you can't clench your fist fully and punch the person. That way, you'll feel pain as well. You have to loosen your fist and then give one hard punch. XD

tthankyouhai. *bows*

Word, sucka.
And don't start off by pushing eachother multiple times, or by standing face to face talking shit.
Walk up to that skank bitch and knock him in the face.

Roundhouse kick to the face.

First I verbally demean them and get them all rowdy (Better fight, they're angrier, therefore it's more challenging). Once they start putting their face really close to mine, I can tell they don't really want to fight (Only fuckers who don't want to fight do that. It's some dumb thing they call 'intimidation' or 'bluffing'). So I unexpectedly shove them away from my godamn face and I tackle them onto the ground. 4 or 5 punches and they stop trying to fight back and only care about protecting their face. Works everytime.

i'm against hitting people on the ground, i don't care if it would end the fight faster or if they would hit me when i'm on the ground, no honor in it.

It's good to be experienced in the art of defense. If you let your gaurd down for one second and they get a good hit on you, it could mean the end of it for you (if it causes you to flinch or be disoriented for a moment, giving them the upper hand). Use your forearm for blocking punches, make sure to keep them held strong though, you don't want them hitting you there and getting your fists thrown into your own face! Practice blocking skills by hanging a stick or metal rod from something above you, and giving it a good push, allowing it to come swinging back at you. Give it different king of pushes, try to catch yourself off gaurd to practice reflexes. Those are very important (catching a punch with your hand is awesome). If the person is real handy, use their fists to your own advantage. If you're able to get a grip on their fists or wrists, try to bend their wrist backward or forward as hard as you can. It will weaken their ability to throw a hard punch. As for the approach, I reccomend your first punch to be the uppercut to the jaw. They'll be expecting a straight blow to the face (nose area) and be prepared for blocking that area. An uppercut to the jaw (meaning you end up hitting the bottom of their jaw below the chin) will not only catch them off gaurd, but will also disable them from throwing a punch right away and give you a chance to throw a quick blow to the face (be fast!). By that time, the guy should be hurting. From that point on, freestyle it. You shouldn't be hurt much at all yet, so you have a big advantage. This is what usually works for me. Main ingredients: good reflexes (believe it or not, I have quick reflexes even though I smoke marijuana quite frequently, so "nah" to all your anti-ganjers), speed, force, and technique. Other benefits are things such as knowing more about your opponents fighting technique and being able to figure how strong they are (never underestimate someone though, you never know when they might secretly be a ninja). Now, go practice to prepare yourself if you're the kind of person who might get caught in a fight (remember it can happen to anyone).

i haven't been in a fight you could count, so i don't have any advice on the matter, but. my friend and i have been wanting to instigate a brawl all of high school, we have yet to succeed with this.

not to mention when those certain types of faggots who go insane when you call them names, they get pissed easily and fight stupid, usually they will charge you and try to grab you, just step back and uppercut that retard

Wait you actually find honor in fighting other people?

And what I meant was that I usually throw 4 or 5 punches until I get up. Usually they give up after that but if they don't, they're probably in a lot of pain right now and it'll be easy to beat them.

i don't find honor in it. i'm keeping it. If you kick someone in the balls or hit them on the ground you can't really say you won the fight. Sure you may be standing but everyone around you will think your a pussy.

I never said I kick people in the balls. Are you kidding me?

i didn't say you did either, someone else mentioned it, second i never was talking about you to begin with. I'm just stating my point of view.

hmm maybe its just me but i think that fighting is the dumbest thing on earth. there is no point, you dont get abywhere with it. Its not like "wow i kicked his ass an now our problems are fixed." its more like "wow, i hate his guts more than ever, even after kicking his ass" because then you both go around saying you won and you fight. I think there is absolutely no honor in abuse.... none. If i dont like someone i, this might sound a little crazy... I ignore them. yeah like i totally dont even converse with them... weird huh. but guess what! the coolest thing about it is.... IT TOTALLY WORKS!