i think one of the worst things that have ever happened to me is when i was 3 i walked on a pool cover then fell in and almost drown.



i know its not that bad but it was scary. haha!

peed my pants in an airport. disgusting

I stepped on a nail

Went through a windshield.

When I was 5 years old I cut my head on a bark chip and had 2 stitches.

I live a bubble wrapped life.

haha you guys make me look just sad

My sister running over my neck with a tricycle when I was only three days old...

when i was like 1.. my dad tried to pick up this big plastic ball with one hand.. but it was too big.. and shot out of his hands.. and nailed me in the head.. ouch...

Smashing my head open on the side of a swimming pool.
It fucking hurt.

when i was five my headmistress took hold of my pigtails and swung me round untill i flew into a nearby field. she was later fired

lol god i love the movie Matilda