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Chaoscrippler
He seemed to be in his late-fifties (I forgot his name, sorry), and he told us that he is a retired rocket scientist. He took about a half an hour telling us about rocket science and stories of when he was still constructing rockets. He seemed like an educated and intelligent man.

Then, somehow, the subject of Area 51 came up. He told us that in about two years the entire truth of Area 51 should be revealed to the public. Our class became very interested in the subject and what else he had to say. So naturally, we began asking him questions. One of which was: Are there really aliens in Area 51? He told us that he knew only a small part of the whole truth. He said that there are, in fact, a dead alien bodies that are being held in Area 51, and that are mostly a skeleton, now, due to being retrived years ago. He also said that the movie industry has done an excellent job in the representation of the extraterrestrials, and that they literally have those large, tear-drop shaped heads with the big black eyes.

Do you think this guy's for real or a total nutcase? Personally, I think it's a load of bull but an interesting claim from such an intelligent man, such as himself.
yeahwhateva27
I think hes smoking something.
But in 7th grade one of my subs told us he'd seen lepracauns cuz hes irish...hes even got the cool accent.
sk8erfreak
hes a load bullshi*!
applesrockmorethanyou
Bullshit. To be honest, I don't believe we went to the moon.

Many people are going to disagree with me and start commenting on this, but I don't care. That's my opinion.
Asiangrl101
Whenever our classs gets a sub, everyone, well MOSTLY everyone starts to fool around and stuff. They chew gum (not aloud to chew gum in our school), startin' to cuss, or makin trouble for no reason at all. It's really bad during a sub and everyone knows that we are gonna be TERRIBLE students infront of the sub. It's actually really funny too. biggrin.gif
sadia
QUOTE(applesrockmorethanyou @ Mar. 28, 2008. 09:45 PM) [snapback]876393[/snapback]

Bullshit. To be honest, I don't believe we went to the moon.

i agree with you
delaney612
QUOTE(Asiangrl101 @ Mar. 28, 2008. 07:45 PM) [snapback]876394[/snapback]

Whenever our classs gets a sub, everyone, well MOSTLY everyone starts to fool around and stuff. They chew gum (not aloud to chew gum in our school), startin' to cuss, or makin trouble for no reason at all. It's really bad during a sub and everyone knows that we are gonna be TERRIBLE students infront of the sub. It's actually really funny too. biggrin.gif

we actually had a sub today that all of my friends said was evil, but she never really said or did anything evil to our class. in fact, she just seemed like some old lady. she's probably an alien. yeah, that's it. an alien.
Chaoscrippler
QUOTE(applesrockmorethanyou @ Mar. 28, 2008. 07:45 PM) [snapback]876393[/snapback]

Bullshit. To be honest, I don't believe we went to the moon.

Many people are going to disagree with me and start commenting on this, but I don't care. That's my opinion.


Yeah, I've heard the theory about the faking of the landing on the moon. It's an interesting thought, but a completely different topic.
dana
hes full of it
ToughGuy12
If area 51 is not revealed to me in two years, i'm going to find this man and punch him right in his rocket science face!

i'm obviously a really tough guy
delaney612
QUOTE(ToughGuy12 @ Mar. 28, 2008. 07:53 PM) [snapback]876415[/snapback]

If area 51 is not revealed to me in two years, i'm going to find this man and punch him right in his rocket science face!

i'm obviously a really tough guy


I'll hold him down for you. If he's lying, why I oughta...
sk8erfreak
QUOTE(delaney612 @ Mar. 28, 2008. 07:54 PM) [snapback]876418[/snapback]

QUOTE(ToughGuy12 @ Mar. 28, 2008. 07:53 PM) [snapback]876415[/snapback]

If area 51 is not revealed to me in two years, i'm going to find this man and punch him right in his rocket science face!

i'm obviously a really tough guy


I'll hold him down for you. If he's lying, why I oughta...

ill join u guys too just for the fun of it laugh.gif
Chaoscrippler
QUOTE(delaney612 @ Mar. 28, 2008. 07:54 PM) [snapback]876418[/snapback]

QUOTE(ToughGuy12 @ Mar. 28, 2008. 07:53 PM) [snapback]876415[/snapback]

If area 51 is not revealed to me in two years, i'm going to find this man and punch him right in his rocket science face!

i'm obviously a really tough guy


I'll hold him down for you. If he's lying, why I oughta...


Haha, now I'm glad I forgot his name.
ngard
The guy sounds off his rocker. They pick up subs out by the train tracks.
Chaoscrippler
QUOTE(ngard @ Mar. 28, 2008. 07:58 PM) [snapback]876426[/snapback]

The guy sounds off his rocker. They pick up subs out by the train tracks.


Heh, I figured.
Pahina
It'd be cool if he wasn't lying, seems to me he was trying to psyche you out.
J-Me
Unnecessary comma.
Spanish_Speaking_Frenchie
QUOTE(Chaoscrippler @ Mar. 28, 2008. 10:41 PM) [snapback]876382[/snapback]

He seemed to be in his late-fifties (I forgot his name, sorry), and he told us that he is a retired rocket scientist. He took about a half an hour telling us about rocket science and stories of when he was still constructing rockets. He seemed like an educated and intelligent man.

Then, somehow, the subject of Area 51 came up. He told us that in about two years the entire truth of Area 51 should be revealed to the public. Our class became very interested in the subject and what else he had to say. So naturally, we began asking him questions. One of which was: Are there really aliens in Area 51? He told us that he knew only a small part of the whole truth. He said that there are, in fact, a dead alien bodies that are being held in Area 51, and that are mostly a skeleton, now, due to being retrived years ago. He also said that the movie industry has done an excellent job in the representation of the extraterrestrials, and that they literally have those large, tear-drop shaped heads with the big black eyes.

Do you think this guy's for real or a total nutcase? Personally, I think it's a load of bull but an interesting claim from such an intelligent man, such as himself.


Let's wait two years and find out if he was lying or not.
ammannndaa
Subs at my school.. i think most of them are on drugs.. theyre not even real subs.. theyre likke peoples parents that have nothing to do.
miguelito
QUOTE(applesrockmorethanyou @ Mar. 28, 2008. 09:45 PM) [snapback]876393[/snapback]

Bullshit. To be honest, I don't believe we went to the moon.

Many people are going to disagree with me and start commenting on this, but I don't care. That's my opinion.

I do believe we went to the moon, but there was a 3rd guy.......the camera guy. Kidding. But seriously, that's a wierd sub. The stramgest sub I've ever had was a woman who said some shit about Ouija boards.
TheCommandant
I visited area 51 last summer. Yeah they had aliens and stuff, but this is old news...Why wouldn't you guys believe him about Area 51? They teach it in school now.
Tortilluh
hey guise.
Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Pahina
Haha, I almost fell for that.
itszack
QUOTE(Chaoscrippler @ Mar. 28, 2008. 10:41 PM) [snapback]876382[/snapback]

He seemed to be in his late-fifties (I forgot his name, sorry), and he told us that he is a retired rocket scientist. He took ab.................................


I had a substitute yesterday. Late 60's. He just set up a movie and said "watch". Then he went to the back of the room and turned the cumputer(on a cart) so he was in the corner. And today he was fired for watching pornography on a school computer with kids in the room. One kid had walked back while he was holding his crotch and saw what the teacher had up on screen.
Ew...
Pahina
QUOTE(itszack @ Mar. 28, 2008. 10:35 PM) [snapback]876614[/snapback]

QUOTE(Chaoscrippler @ Mar. 28, 2008. 10:41 PM) [snapback]876382[/snapback]

He seemed to be in his late-fifties (I forgot his name, sorry), and he told us that he is a retired rocket scientist. He took ab.................................


I had a substitute yesterday. Late 60's. He just set up a movie and said "watch". Then he went to the back of the room and turned the cumputer(on a cart) so he was in the corner. And today he was fired for watching pornography on a school computer with kids in the room. One kid had walked back while he was holding his crotch and saw what the teacher had up on screen.
Ew...

Nice. That sounds hilarious! my school is lame. Nothing fun happens. It was on TV for a gay kid that tried to commit suicide after being bullied.
*imalsolikechucknorris*
If this man is lying, ladies and gentlemen I will strap that man 2 his rocket with 100 rolls of duct tape and send his ass 2 the moon. So if we really didnt make it 2 the moon I can say "Well now we really did make it to the moon."
itszack
Yeah my school is interesting. not a good thing though. A few months ago some retard brought a beebee to school and threatened some little kid. Our principal is big. The retard with the beebee gun got thrown like 6 feet by our principal, lost the "gun" and was expelled.


and no i don't think the person 2 posts above was lying. the Suicide rate is terrifying
Pahina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhbuFlpaIGY...feature=related I thought this was pretty interesting and may go along with the topic without making a new forum.
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