I may be new, but I have a question. How do you get people of the opposite sex attracted to you? Do you crack funny jokes if you're a boy? Do you put on make-up if you're a girl? Do you just... flex your muscles if you're a boy?

Edit: This name may have to be changed.
Edit: Besides fucking

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My gamy musk and false sense of self.

I show her my e-penis. It's huge.

I ask If they wanna fuck.

try and wear the same panties as the girl, so you can have something to talk about.

Slip them some E.

ur saying that makes them love u even more.

I hear it helps, yes.

Do you really think anyone has the answers? You just have to get someone who likes what is already there.
And then wait for them to sort out their fucking asshole priorities. Mother fuckers.

Money,
and lots of it.

Yes, just goes to show, everybody's a ho at some point.

Don't try to do anything to make them like you, cause chances are you cant.
Someone will find things about you that they like. If you are being fake in the first place, and they like you for something you're not, when they really get to know you their opinion will change anyways. Don't waste your time trying to impress people. I'm sure you have a bunch of things about you that people love.

Good luck.

-Lara

ACTUALLY
my significant other has no job.


so you are wrong.

its all abou thte personality

I fell in love with alot of girls that were nerds

cause of there personalities

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

At my school, the answer for girls would be to wear slutty clothes.

Pathetic, huh?

home owners are 7% more attractive. so go buy a house

One word.

Chloroform

100% success rate.






White_Corey takes no responsibility for inevitable terrible outcome and probable jail time.

I beg to differ.

proceed.

you prove your manhood by shooting someone
(If you're a guy)

Umm i tend to be very sweet and loveable
I just be myself and then plus some
and my looks kinda help me too ;]

cocky,sir.
you never just assume you're good looking
UNLESS
you want to get your feelings hurt.

i don't do much, but i tend to make friends because they think i look like the type of person who may one day go through with a gun and kill a lot people, sort of i think, whict i wont

You would be surprised how well it works if you are out going, and confident. I am better looking than my friends, but they always get the guy because they are confident, and social (flirty) and I am more shy, and timid. So I never have the gutts to talk to anyone. But I already have a dude right now.

I spit in their face.
Boys like that, don't they?

you're so full of fail, it's actually entertaining.

works for me
EVERYTIME.

I KNEW it wasn't just me.
Phew, some boys run really far away, i just don't get it.

pff
they're the immature ones,obvz.
Thats why you go for the jocks.
they think it's some kind of normal thing

I wear 42 Neodymium Magnets around my neck.

Attracts all the fellas.

YES! i have to start doing that.
They also love many other saliva-related favours.

this is also true.


(:

you should also try to pull out some of the hair on their head. Or if you're really desperate or you really like them, just shave it all off.
Unless you like the baldy look, then just give them tablets in their food to GROW hair freakishly quick.
They'll go crazy for you!

i steal them shoes.

My sense of humor.
Since im sooo ugly.

me too

i just say ,hey bitch get over here! but they never come over =(

i just act like myself... i usually end up getting more guys than i want in the first place... xD
flirt a little.. play hard to get!

un.

finally someone who doesn't sound like they are 9 years old
bunch of fucking no minds

i dont XD XD XD....*cries*

/wrists.

hmmph.

well just stay yourself and you'll end up with someone perfect for you
if you pretend to be someone you're not, the relationship's not gonna work. then you might have some flirts, but thats it.

(btw vamp i love your sig )

im guessing that some people think i need this advice but actually i think im fine on my own even tho im pretty nerdy. some ppl think im smart, but most girls just like it when im funny. they also like my transition glasses, it makes me look gangsta when its sunny

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LOL

i flash them.

Usually I hit them with a bat, and then it takes a few days of convincing in my basement but eventually they come around.