Here's a chance for you to post all those funny teacher quotes you've heard from your teacher or even your substitute!!

Example: I asked a sub: "What's the meaning of life"
Him: "How old are you?"
Me: "12"
Him: "Well the meaning of life is to get laid."

BEST. SUB. EVER.

Now to your quotes.

Fine another one. So we were learning about Japan and arquebuses. (early guns brought to Japan.) We were demonstrating them and going BANG BANG!!! Then my teacher told me to go down and we did. I thought it was time to get up so I did and she said
"Don't get up, (my name IT'S PRIVATE lol), you're gonna get banged!"
Seriously, the whole room cracked the hell up it was hilarious. She meant to say shot but since we went BANG BANG she said "DONT STAND UP! YOU'RE GONNA GET BANGED!"

place "Official Smosh Fail Stamp"

so my quotes sucked. wow. i thot they were funny

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they were all sick..
w/e still funny..
idk any quotes

wow. u woulda thot every1 had funy ass teachers

my statistics prof wore brown crocs + socks with his suit. is that funny?

I was sleeping over at my friend's house once, and we got a call from his neighbor. So we answered the phone and he asked us what time it was.

We hung up.

My teacher said LOL once.

My toe hurts.

idk we did so many stupid things with subs

right ahead of ya

LOL my teacher went to us yesterday the old timers are buying more and more viagra so they can get more sex than teens/and 20 year olds

I got a toe constructive surgery operation yesterday,, toes are pointless pain in the asses,

we had the most craziest/hilarious/best media teacher in year 11. in one lesson he actually stood in a bin, and would ride a skateboard around the room when we were working. and we googled his name and found this: "....he packed his aspirations around performative actions in Iceland. ....Generally interpreted as being way too self-referential within “the arts context”, he had by then been burnt, buried, kicked, cut, fractured, held hostage, accused of occult operations and of course asked to explain his actions before the courts."
and its not someone with the same name, it was him. seriously crazy.

and my yr 12 english teacher last year yelled all the time, as in her voice was raised everytime she spoke. a "high talker" (but as in volume high) lol
she also used many old fashioned sayings, that she always said. such as "put that in you pipe and smoke it"
aaand me and my friend would actually write down funny things she said such as zaharias (that was her name) says "poopoos" 12 oclock, a monday, etc
we did that for other teachers too when they made a fool of themselves.

yeah, we got pretty bored in year 12