Full Version: Wow, I really got freaked out coming home today
When I was driving home from work today traffic was rough, so I decided to make a detour by the hospital to beat traffic, and an ambulance pulls in front of me. So I stuck behind the ambulance because they tend to cut through traffic, but I noticed the back doors were flapping open. After about 15 minutes behind the ambulance, it puts on its lights and speeds off, dropping a red biohazard cooler out of the open doors as it leaves; so I have to slam on my brakes and pull off the road. After I finished swearing, I decided to move the cooler off the road, so that no one would hit it. When I get the cooler to the side of the road, my curiosity gets the best of me, and I open it. There is a HUMAN TOE inside this cooler. So I did what anyone would do and I called a toe truck.
...LOL
Wow.. thats pretty insane.
You should of kept the toe.
You should of kept the toe.
lol
i lol'd
at taht corny joke and the person who said they would have kept it
at taht corny joke and the person who said they would have kept it
that just made my day
iono if that was seriousism with a lol at the end or if it was all one big lol.
fuck sarcasm.
fuck sarcasm.
y didnt u eat it? 
QUOTE(Devine8039 @ Apr. 8, 2008. 03:38 PM) [snapback]895942[/snapback]
O RLY?
hahahahahah.
Haha.
haha, nice.
QUOTE(Smosh181 @ Apr. 8, 2008. 03:35 PM) [snapback]895927[/snapback]
lol
Haha.
will did you at least paint the nail???
QUOTE(OneRepublicgirl14 @ Apr. 8, 2008. 05:27 PM) [snapback]896228[/snapback]
will did you at least paint the nail???
don't call me will and no
HAHAHAHA
I would have covred it in musturd and fed it to my dog
QUOTE(shadowpremiere @ Apr. 8, 2008. 09:21 PM) [snapback]896382[/snapback]
QUOTE(OneRepublicgirl14 @ Apr. 8, 2008. 05:27 PM) [snapback]896228[/snapback]
will did you at least paint the nail???
don't call me will and no
I Lol'd here. no in the toe part.
wtf?!
QUOTE(Devine8039 @ Apr. 8, 2008. 04:38 PM) [snapback]895942[/snapback]
haha this made me laugh more then the story
that did make my day rofl
Toes. Uhm..Nice.
no it would have been wrapped up in gauze and put in a couple zip-lock baggies. you wouldn't have known what it was.
OH AWESOME, THIS IS PERFECT FOR A HUGE DISCUSSION! I WON'T CLOSE IT! I'M AN AWESOME MOD!
QUOTE(Foobs @ Apr. 8, 2008. 11:21 PM) [snapback]896541[/snapback]
OH AWESOME, THIS IS PERFECT FOR A HUGE DISCUSSION! I WON'T CLOSE IT! I'M AN AWESOME MOD!
Glad someone got the point!
<3
wow toes the woes....
the toe truck made my day.. the pink one.. i'd call that one to tow som1's car srsly
the toe truck made my day.. the pink one.. i'd call that one to tow som1's car srsly
LOL. that's amusing
How did the human toe look like? Does it look swollen?
How did the human toe look like? Does it look swollen?
lol?
QUOTE(Devine8039 @ Apr. 9, 2008. 11:38 AM) [snapback]895942[/snapback]
I saw and shat brix!!
QUOTE(Foobs @ Apr. 9, 2008. 03:21 PM) [snapback]896541[/snapback]
OH AWESOME, THIS IS PERFECT FOR A HUGE DISCUSSION! I WON'T CLOSE IT! I'M AN AWESOME MOD!
QUOTE(analeekabob @ Apr. 8, 2008. 11:18 PM) [snapback]896530[/snapback]
no it would have been wrapped up in gauze and put in a couple zip-lock baggies. you wouldn't have known what it was.
You're over-analyzing a joke.
QUOTE(Freezing Melons @ Apr. 8, 2008. 04:55 PM) [snapback]896134[/snapback]
QUOTE(Smosh181 @ Apr. 8, 2008. 03:35 PM) [snapback]895927[/snapback]
lol
OH MY GOD
thats pretty sick, dude
i'd be scarred for life.
thats pretty sick, dude
i'd be scarred for life.
haha clever
EWW
toe-truck
very punny
But wow, a toe!
i would have put it with my collection of severed limbs.
But i supose for you, you probably should have called the ambulence.
very punny
But wow, a toe!
i would have put it with my collection of severed limbs.
But i supose for you, you probably should have called the ambulence.
did u keep it as a momen-toe?
QUOTE(furuba @ Apr. 8, 2008. 07:40 PM) [snapback]895950[/snapback]
y didnt u eat it?
ugghh uugh, thats just, ugghh...... nasty
QUOTE(shadowpremiere @ Apr. 8, 2008. 04:33 PM) [snapback]895923[/snapback]
When I was driving home from work today traffic was rough, so I decided to make a detour by the hospital to beat traffic, and an ambulance pulls in front of me. So I stuck behind the ambulance because they tend to cut through traffic, but I noticed the back doors were flapping open. After about 15 minutes behind the ambulance, it puts on its lights and speeds off, dropping a red biohazard cooler out of the open doors as it leaves; so I have to slam on my brakes and pull off the road. After I finished swearing, I decided to move the cooler off the road, so that no one would hit it. When I get the cooler to the side of the road, my curiosity gets the best of me, and I open it. There is a HUMAN TOE inside this cooler. So I did what anyone would do and I called a toe truck.
...What's the point in telling us this? We don't really care...
Who the fuck are the "we" you're referring to?
QUOTE(perverted_llama @ Apr. 9, 2008. 06:25 AM) [snapback]896840[/snapback]
HELL YEAH!
QUOTE(Gara Of The Funk @ Apr. 10, 2008. 05:09 PM) [snapback]898185[/snapback]
QUOTE(perverted_llama @ Apr. 9, 2008. 06:25 AM) [snapback]896840[/snapback]
HELL YEAH!
OMF
Its Kermath!
Like Kermit the frog with an H at the end.. PRONOUNCE IT!
Lucky. I wish I had a human toe in a bio hazard cooler.
QUOTE(spence3020 @ Apr. 8, 2008. 07:37 PM) [snapback]895938[/snapback]
that just made my day
QUOTE(Freezing Melons @ Apr. 8, 2008. 05:55 PM) [snapback]896134[/snapback]
QUOTE(Smosh181 @ Apr. 8, 2008. 03:35 PM) [snapback]895927[/snapback]
lol
QUOTE(TTTaxiCab @ Apr. 10, 2008. 04:46 PM) [snapback]898671[/snapback]
QUOTE(spence3020 @ Apr. 8, 2008. 07:37 PM) [snapback]895938[/snapback]
that just made my day
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