Uhh... Once when I was small... I sorta "fell" down my stairs... BUT! I stayed upright and sort of.. floated down? Very confusing. But all I remember is I was about 7 and I could feel the bottom of my feet touching each step sliding down as if someone was carrying me down.. Freaks the shit out of me thinking about it now!

I was sleeping over at my friend's house once, and we got a call from his neighbor. So we answered the phone and he asked us what time it was.

We hung up.

Nigga stole mah story.



get off my nets sophie.

Slut

I was staying the night at a friend's house and we were downstairs in her kitchen at like 3 am. The phone rang and the answering machine came on all garbled (it was broken) and scared the shit out of us, so we ran upstairs and played Star Wars Battlefront until sunrise.

I thought we were going to die.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TREVOR I DID IT PERFECTLY

I got a Jones soda from Starbucks, and they have little fortunes under the lid. My fortune said.. "You will soon be proud of someone close to you."
A couple days latera good friend of mine finally stood up to his grilfriend who was treating him like crap. He dumped her... And I am so proud of him!

I LOVE JONES SODA.
That is all.

This one time somebody sent me a chain message (which I despise) but for some reason i participated in it, so then it said if i sent the chain letter to ten of my friends or something like that, I would get an unexpected kiss on the nearest friday. So sure enough, my recent girlfriend Isabella came up and gave me a kiss that friday! I think its a coincidence, but who knows?

Once i died.
End of story

I was at a chinese resturant and they gave me a fortune cookie at the end of my meal, it said, "3 months from now will bring you great joy", exactly 3 months from that day, was when we planned to go on a cruise.

And recently at the same resturant, I got another fortune cookie (they have good food, shush) and it wrote, "The week green will be your lucky color" the next day I finally found my prom dress that fit me and it was green.

that is all.

You're a zombie too!

What can i say. I liked Jesus that much

I had 10,000 spoons when all I needed was a knife.

OH WAIT that's not ironic. Alanis, you ignorant slut.

One time, I was in a traffic jam when I was already late.

Dumbass

I was in the bath and, TOTALLY involuntary, a bit of pee came out. I didn't even feel it coming.

One time, back in middle school or something, I was just standing there getting ready for school and all of sudden there was shit running down my leg.
Just a little bit though. It got on my sock.

Lmaoooo.

this isn't ironic or nothing but like last year me and lauren wereon the phone here's our conversation

- we some how got on the topic of sex and babies and period and stuff -
Me: I hate having my period
Lauren: . . Yeah me too. Hey guess what?
Me: . . Do i want to know?
Lauren: I'm going to have like a million babies so I never have to have my period
- we both laugh and i fall off my bed -
Me after i've calmed down: You do know, Lauren, that you have your period for like six weeks after you have a baby.
Lauren: Oh. . screw that idea then.

I was at my friends house, and we think it's haunted, and we were sleeping there. And right when we're putting maple syrup on our pancakes at 5:30 in the morning, we hear someone trying to get in through the bulkhead. We go outside in our boxers (still) and see that someone has been clawing at the bulk head and trying to get in.
Then fifteen minutes later, groaning comes from just underneath the bulkhead.
I was so scared, that I almost died.

Once this kid tripped and fell and I started laughing, and then I got kicked in the balls....wait.....

calling somebody a bitch and then finding out that the person that you said it too is the persons best friend but that happends a lot i guess

lol. i once opened a bottle of jones soda and i read the fortune on it and it said " u will recieve a high prize or award." then a few days later i got this little honor thing at school. it wasnt what i expected but i went with it.

Once, I had plans to go to the movies. I was all ready to go, and I asked my parents to drive me. They said they couldn't drive me. Right after they said that, my phone rang.
"I'm here."
"Where?"
"At your house!"
So I went outside and got in the car. It was my friend. I asked him why he was giving me and ride and why he was here. He's like, "You called me for a ride, remember?" I said, "No, I didn't call anyone.."
There was no history of it on his or my phone.
So how did he know I needed a ride? And who the fuck called him?

My cat died.. and that evening a family picture flew off them wall into the middle of the room (it had never done it before) i was like O_o;;;;

my parachute didn't work when i went skydiving.

got a new one.
ok, so it was in march of this year. it was the day we had to put my dog sherman to sleep. we loved each other so much. i knew him my whole life. anyways, i went to bed still crying, and after i fell asleep, i had a dream. it was mainly just about me crying about sherman being dead. so right when i was about to go somewhere in my dream, the spot where sherman was started moving. then sherman came out all healthy and happy. then we walked side by side for a while, then i woke up. my mom and i think that it was sherman telling me that he was alright and that he still loves me.

Once, in 6th grade. this kid that sat behind me was feeling sick after lunch..sure enough he puked all over the desk, I move before the explosion. In the same class, I think the same day, another kid pissed his pants. The seat was dripping wet in piss. I laughed hard. I hope I'm not on his hit list.

gosh i remember last summer me and my friend got Jones soda from 7/11 and we were waiting at the stop light to cross the street and my friend opened her soda and it said "listen" and literly 5 seconds after she said that outloud we hear RAAAAA! from 2 of our closest friends. they were in a car and basicaly jumped out and hung out with us for the rest of the day!

I have two that i just thought of
it's like the same thing
Math Class: there was this really hard question i didn't know so i guessed it was like a 1 on 6 chance of getting it right i chose B or something i didn't know if it was right but i just knew it was the next day we were grading and i got it right
History: we had groups for history Zach is in that class and i really wanted him in my group for some reason i knew he was the day our teacher picker groups Zach was

i can like see the future

Ok get this slab of info in to ya...
A few weeks ago i was driving with my mum.. and we got talking about when i was young. Then she mentioned about this little asian girl i was in LOVE with in grade prep.. I had nooo memory of her (and still dont).. but my mum couldnt remember her name and just out of nowhere I thought 'Monica' sounded right.. and damn right it was.
So anyway.. a week went past and i was on facebook, i accidentally stumbled across my old schools fb group... and who do you think the VERY last person to comment on the wall was... Monica!!

I still wasnt sure if it was her... as i still have no memory of even ANY asians at that primary school haha... so i messaged her, and it was true.. not only is it the same girl, but she remembers ME.... from as far back as kindergarten!! and she was at my school the whole time.
I thought she may have left after grade 1 n hence the lack of memory.. but nopes...

so yeah weeiiirrdd.... plus, shes actually quite hot now too.. i had good taste
i have a teerrriibblleee long term memory... i only remember bad things that happen to me unfortunately

one time i was in 3 graid and we were going on a feild trip and my best friend was in the other class and i reamemberd all the good times we had in 2 graid (we were in the same class and u got to pick 1 personi picted by best friend) and that i would miss being together and thenmy teacher said that there was i person left in the other class and that he was in my car and it turned out to be my best friend and were still friends today

and another time i was in kindergarden and my sister was strugeling on a math problem my dad was helping her as well(she was in 3 graid)and then i walk by and say a randome # and my dad says exactly weird

A couple years ago I had this good friend. We were super close....together every single minute that we could be. (My teacher said that we were siamese twins connected at the earphone....but thats beside the point)

Well anyways...we always seemed to be really in tune with one another. Like that whole "we knew what each other was thinking" sorta deal.

Anywho...one day we were standing in her bathroom putting on makeup and whatnot and at the exact same moment we both started singing the exact same song. We hadn't even listened to the song earlier. Then...a couple weeks later...I had this song stuck in my head. A stupid little tune from a movie. But anyways...I kept the song to myself because it was so incredibly annoying. I went to her house and we started watching tv. She went to go grab us something to eat and I heard her singing in the kitchen...the song that was stuck in my head. She walked into the room laughing, not knowing how or where the outburst came from.

Not exactly interesting. But it was cool! For us anyways....
=)

I got my candy stolen when I was Trick-or-Treating once. We were walking back to our house and our bags were hanging over our backs and someone ran up behind us and took it.
I was scared then, but later laughed at how stupid they are lol.