Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!