liviwhit
Apr. 19, 2008. 08:28 PM
kk so u jst think of four words that would make it awkward and weird while u r having sex
make it funni
mine is : "mom can you rollover"
ssslurpsometea
Apr. 19, 2008. 09:05 PM
you have small penis.
Pahina
Apr. 19, 2008. 09:12 PM
Make me dinner bitch
Fubby_818
Apr. 19, 2008. 09:21 PM
sorry, i am married
Pahina
Apr. 19, 2008. 09:22 PM
You smell of chewbacca
sydney hoon
Apr. 20, 2008. 01:27 AM
get the fuck out
OR
shut the fuck up
mitchman_93
Apr. 20, 2008. 01:37 AM
Guess who brought batteries!
sydney hoon
Apr. 20, 2008. 02:02 AM
- go fuck yourself ho!
- here's my mum, threesome?
loopus9
Apr. 20, 2008. 05:25 AM
your mom was better
sydney hoon
Apr. 20, 2008. 05:27 AM
incest is more fun
kelcidawgg
Apr. 20, 2008. 05:32 AM
What's grandma look like?
sydney hoon
Apr. 20, 2008. 05:42 AM
Stop this underage sex!
urguy
Apr. 20, 2008. 09:13 AM
wat was ur name?
carsonrowsell
Apr. 20, 2008. 09:36 AM
AHH, YOUR BENDING IT!
flippy_anna
Apr. 20, 2008. 01:29 PM
Mom: I brought you cookies!
josh_k
Apr. 20, 2008. 01:59 PM
let's play chess later
Pahina
Apr. 20, 2008. 02:03 PM
You're doing it wrong.
Rekiemu
Apr. 20, 2008. 02:27 PM
Wow, that is underwelming.
Pahina
Apr. 20, 2008. 02:29 PM
Wait, are you serious?
MisterMarty
Apr. 20, 2008. 02:43 PM
From a girl to a guy:
Ew, what the hell?
or
Are we done yet
or
When is it over
Pahina
Apr. 20, 2008. 04:53 PM
Ha ha ha ha!
lezy101
Apr. 20, 2008. 05:06 PM
Theres already a thread of this.
tetsuoshima0505
Apr. 20, 2008. 05:21 PM
O_O! You are a guy!? O_O!
QUOTE(lezy101 @ Apr. 21, 2008. 02:06 AM) [snapback]912734[/snapback]
Theres already a thread of this.
No, this is a spin off thread... FOUR WORDS to ruin sex.
Pahina
Apr. 20, 2008. 05:23 PM
Next time wear pants.
sydney hoon
Apr. 20, 2008. 11:52 PM
For guys:
But I like cocks!
Sara87
Apr. 21, 2008. 12:12 AM
Hey, my name's Steve
josh_k
Apr. 21, 2008. 12:50 AM
you got a mangina??!!
CabbageMan
Apr. 21, 2008. 12:56 AM
lul i got aids
sydney hoon
Apr. 21, 2008. 05:36 AM
I fucked mum yesterday
or even worse,
I fucked dad yesterday
(well from my way it's worse)
mitchman_93
Apr. 21, 2008. 05:46 AM
Well its bad either way sidney.
Anyhow I got it:
ITs the woman one that is my answer.
Man: you got a beeper
Woman: NO its a vibrator
sydney hoon
Apr. 21, 2008. 05:54 AM
makes no sense
cum tastes SO bad!!
mitchman_93
Apr. 21, 2008. 07:10 AM
Uh sidney the man feels something vibrating. He would think its the womans beeper. So the woman says no its a vibrator! But simplified.
Oh fuck I'm crying.
quasia333
Apr. 21, 2008. 12:51 PM
GIRL TO GUY:
can i go now
did you start already?
i am a man
mitchman_93
Apr. 21, 2008. 12:55 PM
I think Im comin
while the guy just put it in.
GREBulike
Apr. 21, 2008. 01:10 PM
LOL ^^^^^
Wait, is that blood?
dinocorn-goat
Apr. 24, 2008. 08:59 PM
you have a pegina?!
or
you have a vagenis?!
=]
best i could come up with...
and i just watch smpfilms' "idaho pirate"....
koalakyle
Apr. 24, 2008. 09:27 PM
suck on this! bitch!
MikaelaMOSHING
Apr. 24, 2008. 09:30 PM
that would...
koalakyle
Apr. 24, 2008. 09:31 PM
girl: are you cumming?
guy: no, haha i'm peeing
MikaelaMOSHING
Apr. 24, 2008. 10:35 PM
QUOTE(koalakyle @ Apr. 24, 2008. 09:31 PM) [snapback]920447[/snapback]
girl: are you cumming?
guy: no, haha i'm peeing
HAHAHAHAHA
rofl.
oh thats gross.
koalakyle
Apr. 24, 2008. 10:38 PM
my friend said that to a hooker once.....
Kissy65
Apr. 24, 2008. 10:39 PM
"ohh cindy!!...., i ment john!"
or.
"Where is your penis?!"
lmao
koalakyle
Apr. 24, 2008. 10:41 PM
haha that's rad
i forgot i'm gay
hekk23
Apr. 25, 2008. 01:50 AM
im Rupert Murdoch
louster200
Apr. 25, 2008. 02:01 PM
Whoops, I have AIDS.
koalakyle
Apr. 25, 2008. 02:42 PM
don't you have the clap?
Kermit_The_Frog
Apr. 25, 2008. 03:02 PM
From a girl to a guy:
I think i forgot to take the pill
or
Your brother was better.
Boxman$$
May. 14, 2008. 03:28 PM
suck my dick plz
hamstersrock
May. 14, 2008. 04:32 PM
i miss your sister
Freezing Melons
May. 14, 2008. 04:34 PM
your mom was better
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