As I already have made an Intellectual thread:

http://www.smosh.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=20083

So, I thought I would make a thread that asked Deep and/or just unanswerable questions. I have a few right here but add all of yours!!

1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

10 What is the speed of darkness?

11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at The Special Olympics?

12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

18 Can you cry under water?

19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ............ they're still going to see you naked anyway.

27 Why do people ask you are you alright if you are laying on the ground in pain

Haha! I have wondered that for a while now. They obviously know you're not ok. But I guess it's better that asking "Are you going to die??"

yeah because that would be another shity question!! lol
why wasnt that one on there already??

I don't know. I just thought of it when you said it. There ware 10 users in this thread... wow haha

wow!! another words they are saying to you good thread even though they didnt say it!! lol

I'm getting that feeling..

lol well it is a pretty good smart ass thread!! lol

4) cuz its wet

24) yes! lol

i really never thought about this stuff but its actually intresting


got that right lol

I'm a smart ass guy! rofl, what are these people doing. I hope they are leaving me replies! haha

Wow I never really thought about number 4. And number 3 is very true.
My brain is not functioning well enough right now to add anything to the list :/

1.y is it that ppl point to thier wrist when they ask the time i know where my watch is you dnt see me pointsing to my privte when i ask the bathroomk is

2. why do ppl in a movie theater say OMG did you see that?! no i just paid 7$ to stare at the celing

3.y do police men ask "do you know how fast you were going" your the one that pulled me over you should know

1.why do we say no i don't want that certain vegtable when we never taster it?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
lmao om this one

sorry my keybored is messing up

lol good that makes you awesome!!

lol brb

Number 2 is a bit sarcastic compared to unanswerable. It is a rule of Smosh to post with correct grammer and spelling, etc.




Woohoo! haha

why do you park in a driveway?
but drive in a parkway?

why is it when you alarm clock goes off, it's turning on??

haha, I just heard that the other day and should have posted it here! thanks for adding

how stupid do you have to be to find those questions unanswerable?

my keybored is like messed up thats why the spelling is messed up i have to type real slow to make it all right

lol!! hehehe
i knew you would like my response!!


well aparently i have to be very stupid dont hate me!!

Why do people duck their heads when driving their cars through the parking stucture as if their car won't hit the ceiling if you are ducking? I got that one from Ellen Degenerous haha. I know probably spelled her last name wrong, sorry.

why did disney decide to make crap straight to dvd sequels of classic movies? seriously, would walt be happy with it?

I do this too. a very good questions!

YES! i do that! it's like i'm scared that if the parking structure ends up being too low, it won't take my head when it takes off the top of my car.

so true



give me a soild and good answer to my questions then!

Why do you drive on the Park-way and Park on the Drive-way?

23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

Ahh, my mom told me the answer to this one a while ago, I think it was something like... when babies get to sleep, they go into a very deep sleep, but they wake up frequently anyway. I have no idea.

So, I made a list of some more I just jotted down.

1. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
2. How can there be self-help groups?
3. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
4. If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
5. If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
6. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
7. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
8. Is there another word for synonym?
9. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
10. Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
11. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
12. When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
13. When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
14. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
15. Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
16. Why do they report power outages on TV?
17. Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

#15 needs an answer NOW!!!!!!

then what? you'll quit smosh forever?

1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
what kinda ass crack would do such a thing if he knows the battery is flat? change the batteries! for the rest of us, we instinctively test the battery out by pressing harder and gaining a better contact.

2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
it causes delays, and wasted energy to cash a bounced check. they know where you live, you will pay them back.

3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
if you are that "someone" you should get an education.

4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
it's air tight you dweeb

5 Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
it comes out of sealed packages. no one makes unsterilized needles. dick face

6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
its a fictional character

7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
refer to question 6

8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
they don't. they wear a Japaneses flag. get your facts right

9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
a heterosexual, obviously like come on

10 What is the speed of darkness?
darkness does not travel, its the absence of light.

11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at The Special Olympics?
yes, emergency vehichles for one

12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
in a box, in a bag, or any container approved by your shipping company. why is that even a question

13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
it depends on your average temperature.

14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
if

15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
in need of help you moron! that phrase refers to the rescue people.

16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
i do not believe that was asked as a question so im not answering it.

17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
no, but police might treat it as one

18 Can you cry under water?
why not? why are you asking this? are you mentally retarded?

19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
political

20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
a branch means a division or subdivision.

21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
square boxes are easier to fold into shape

22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
different priorities

23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
its a saying, don't take everything literally.

24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
yes! for fuck sake!

25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
1)they have shitty eyesight 2)they are tourists 3) you see things from a different perspective, try it sometime

26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change?
just like at a life drawing class, the nude model stripes in another room because the process of removing clothing is considered a sexual act

why do people say "i'm sweating like a pig"? One, that's just a mean thing to say about yourself, and Two, pigs don't have sweat glands. that's why they roll in the mud, to keep cool.

i'm starting to think that i shouldn't post this because 89mini is going to sarcastically answer that with "it's an expression", or something like that. i'm scared.

ya he has too much time..

and all his answers were homooo

Everyone in this thread except mini is fucking retarded. Almost all of these questions have easy and logical answers.

who closes the door afer the bus driver gets off...?

this thread killed the No Child Left Behind Act



i do have a lot of free time, and EI is paying me $11/hour for doing nothing.

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kudos to you
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why in drugstores do the sick ppl have to go to the back to get medicine and the healthy ppl just have to go to the front to get cigs???

27 wtf is in smosh´ head
28 where´s the 51-area?
29 why i´m so cool?

UPDATE
i found the 51-area
ask me where

Groom Lake you fucking moron, and it's Area 51.

You're as dumb as a fucking Jew from Houston.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I like white coreys answer. This was all out of fun and just to give you something to think about. 89mini, you were mostly sarcastic about those answers.

As to the quote, be appropriate in your language please? There are middleschoolers here (no, I'm not talking about myself, don't try that like)

do you even know what a sense of HUMOUR is??? Bloody oath... kill the vibe there man. If you cant see the jokes in these then you take life way to seriously. Please, for those of us who can laugh at the stupidity in these questions, just bugger off. You might get a kick out of being a sacrcastic little smart arse but your ruining the fun for everyone else. BECAUSE THAT IS ALL THIS IS! FUN!

Although, im not to sure if i dont doubt you even know the meaning of the word.

As for more questions... hmmm...

1. Why is it called a "lead pencil" when the main component is Graphite?

2. Why is it when you blow in a dogs face it gets mad, but then they stick their heads out the carf window?

3. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

4. When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

5. why isnt the number 11 pronounced "onety-one"?

6. What would the speed of lightning be if it didnt zig-zag?

7. Do people who spend $2+ bucks a pop on Evian water know that backwards it spells "Naive"?

8. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?

9. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

10. Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

11. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

12. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

13. How did a fool and his money get together?

14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

15. Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?

16. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your arse?

17. When you’re sitting on the upstairs floor, are u sitting on the downstairs ceiling?

18. If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

19. why dont sheep shrink when it rains?

20. why is is that you continually go back to the fridge or cabinet in hope that something new will be there?

21. if vegetarions eat vegtables.. what do huminitarians eat?

22. what happens if your scared to death twice?

23. if a light sabor was swung into superman’s body, would it pearce him or not?

24. why are four wheelers called bikes when bike is short for bicycle?

25. If today is today, then how can tomorrow come?

26. When the sun sets, does the ocean put it out?

27. If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect then why practice?

28. If olive oil is made of squeezing olives,then what are baby oil made from?

29. If the grass is always greener on the other side, then once you get on the other side, will you want to come back?

30. If goose plural is geese, then why isn’t moose plural meese?

and more!!

31. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why did they make a song about it?

32. If 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why do they need locks on the doors?

33. if you stay awake all night, do you still have morning breath?

34. if you drilled a hole through the earth from one end to the other and jumped in. would you fall all the way through to the other side or would you fall down half and climb up other half?

35. if the sky is the limit what is space?

36. if you eat a kit-kat, but you’re thinking of a twix, isn’t that considered cheating?

37. If “bra” is singular why is “Panties” plural?

38. Why is everything that goes by watr “car”go and everything by land is “ship”ment!

39. Why when i wind up my watch i start it, but when i wind up this sentecne i finsh it!

40. if superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?

41. If goose plural is geese, then why isn’t moose plural meese?

42. if a cow laughs real hard, where does the milk come out?

43. how come all male super heros have two first names? (bruce wayne, clark kent, peter parker)

44. If pro is the opposite of con than is progress the opposite of congress?

45. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

46. why is it that when the door is open they call ajar but when the jar is open it isnt adoor?

47. why is it that the night falls but the day breaks?

48. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

49. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

50. If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what do you do?

51. If someone goes outside to get some air… what were they breathing inside?

52. you know the signs on store doors that say, “No shoes, NO shirt, No service!”? Well, what about pants?

53. how do I set my laser printer to stun?

54. if ice can burn then can fire freeze?

55. Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? (if they were solved they wouldn’t be mysteries.)

56. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “you know what…I’m gonna squeeze those pink dangly things and drink whatever comes out”? ( doesnt really count but its still funny!!)

57. If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

58. Why do they have braille at drive-up ATMs?

59. why is the word abbreviation so long?

60. If teflon doesn’t stick to antthing, how does it stay on the pan?

61. Why are they called apartments if they are built together?

62. Why are they called buildings if they’ve already been built?

63. Why is Bill short for William, why not Billiam?

64. Why is meat from a chicken just called chicken, but from a cow it is beef?

65. Why do they always served deviled eggs at church luncheons.



haha!! and no... sorry i didnt come up with these myself...

if you choke a smirf (hope i spelled that rite) what coler does it turn


If jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares then why is there even a song about him?






Hey 89mini
SHUT THE F--- up
theyre jokes seriosly
ur not sposed 2 answer them

Haha, have you heard the mouths on middle schoolers and even elementary school kids these days? If they're on smosh and have the internet, it isn't new to them, just sayin'.

This is copy paste.