Wow this is the biggest scam i have ever seen. But i heard on the radio that the people who made it are getting lots of money like $10,000 bucks already. Something like that.


Heres the link : http://reserveaspotinheaven.com/index.htm

God what has this world come too?!?!?!

Oh my God. You can't buy your way into heaven!

ur jus mad cuz you cant afford a spot in heven

The jokes on you kid, and whoever else believes it. they sell merchandise. "reserve a spot in heaven" is the name of the company

http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/disclaimer.htm

i exploded laughing while reading that.
its impossible. when you die, you can't bring anything with you!
so whats the point. heaven is free.

Fucking Genius

hrmm buy a comic?
or buy a ticket to a fictional place?

The way you get to heaven is making good choices on earth

I bought me a place to heaven!

Scientology.

Oh yes I know I am going to pay big buckaroonies to get into heaven!! And the more bling you have, the better God loves ya.

Genius? I think so.

Agreed.

i know isnt it?

haha.
Thats wack!

Ha ha that's amazing. "Send your friends to Hell" Someone try that! (Not on me)

Well, I know the creators won't go to heaven...

haha, yeah.
Someone needs to make a site like that.. I have alot of people I would like to send to hell.

there is a site
if you go to the heaven website, there will be an ad up top that says send your friends to hell

You're stupid if you belief this. Stupid fo sho

WOW whoever would pay for it is a dumb shit. jee lets see I got a ticket for the cloud plane now lets see do I got my lease? Check. Do I got my certifecite tht its mine? Check. Now are the bullets loaded? Check. Heaven here I come! *boom and splat!*
Really now thats retarded

that's the best bit.

"It is harder for a [man and his money] to get into heaven than it is for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle"

God said something like that... generally.

This has to be the stupidest thing i have ever read.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in an old Ford car
'Cause an old Ford car won't get that far

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a ping pong ball
'Cause a ping pong ball is much too small

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a limousine
'Cause the Lord ain't got no gasoline

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Sabre Jet
'Cause the Lord ain't got no runways yet

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Girl Scout's arms
'Cause the Lord don't fall for those feminine charms

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a rocking chair
'Cause the Lord don't want no lazybones there

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a wicker chair
'Cause the Lord don't want no baskets there

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a biscuit tin
'Cause a biscuit tin's got biscuits in

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in an apple tree
'Cause an apple tree's got roots you see

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on roller skates
You'd roll right by them Pearly Gates

You'll never get to heaven in your girlfriend's bra
'Cause your girlfriend's bra can't stretch that far

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on a Honda bike
'Cause you'll get halfway, then you'll have to hike

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in our row boat
'Cause our row boat won't even float.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in dirty jeans
'Cause heaven's got no washing machines.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Kleenex box
'Cause God don't like no dirty snots.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on a pair of skis
You'll shuss right through St. Peter's knees.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in our Leader's pants
'Cause his pants are full of ants

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on water skis
'Cause the angels don't like hairy knees

Oh, you can't get to Heaven with powder and paint
'Cause it makes you look like what you ain't

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a strapless gown
'Cause that gown thing might fall right down

Oh I want to go to heaven, and I want to do it right
So I'll go up to heaven all dressed in white

Oh one fine day, and it won't be long
You'll look for me, and I'll be gone

And if you get to heaven before I do
Just drill a hole and pull me through

But if I get to heaven before you do
I'll drill a hole and spit on you

Well if I get to heaven, before you do
I'll plug that hole, with shavings and glue

That's all there is, there is no more
St. Peter said, as he shut the door

Oh there's one more thing I forgot to tell
If you don't go to heaven, you'll go to...bed

And that's the end, St. Peter said
As he closed the gates, And went to bed.

wat a joke who would actually be this stupid to do this

hopefully I already have a place

omg sum ppl actually beleive in this reserve a spot in heaven shit

wow, that's like the most genius scam in the world 0.0

what's more impressive is that it actually worked

Look on the bright side.
There's no wayy that you
can call them for a scam.
Example.
"You die, only to realize,
your not in heaven."
What are you gonna do?
Ressurect from the dead and sue them?

its still a scam
you cant buy your way into heaven

lol, reserve a spot in heaven

and, can't this be a place to talk about what we think the biggest scam ever is?

feels like i'm knockin' on Heaven's door

hahahahahaha

Yeahh know.
I was just putting that out
there.
lmao.

I've got two tickets. WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME!?

i'm down.
unless there's a catch?

all

not the biggest scam. there was one credit card scam where the people got away with about a million dollars.

I just bought myself a spot in heaven.

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagea...TzIIj5lDNaU5urA
If theres a spot of heavewn that I can reserve its this

i am german and i believe that the biggest scam is dianetics or as you call scientology

I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh.. not happening, i got dibs

wow. that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard of.

I still think Enron wins.