Everyday, something funny, weird, sick, embarrassing, sad, or good happens to someone. Here is where you can post what you did/have done today.

Today, I went one YouTube, went to go get someone to make a shirt, and that's about it.

i read this

something sad that happened today.

didnt have sex

same with me
i was sad

I just downloaded a program that may help with youtube vids

i went into the pool. it was a really hot day in Florida. whew.

I practiced some improv fro a team that I am on then later went and sang and stuff to elderly people at a nursing home lol.

I did!
hahahaha

Flirted with the guy my friend likes.
"/ But it's not my fault he thinks Im pretty.

i woke up, was at a friends
came home
now here i am a few hours later. i am the time waster

what happened to me today?

nuthin much. you?

today i got high

today i wanted to go get my driving permit, but my parents were not home all day for some reason.

so i ended up watching movies and playing chess on the internet all day =/

I got owned in checkers.

I got infected with HIV virus.

i broke my piano stool.
but my dad glued it back together lol

Same.
Nothing much.

Well since I went to bed at 7:50 last night extrememly pissed off, I woke up at 3:30 am pissed off even more. Then I went back to sleep, got up for work, worked for 2 hours, came home...all while being pissed off still, and now I'm reading this.

I am going to have a barbecue today with some friends

Something good

i got my first kiss

well nothing happend to me today.

aI watched 1 girl 1 phone, 1 girl 1 pitcher, 1 guy 1 horse, 2 girls 1 cup, 2 girls 1 finger,2 guys 1 hole

I masturbated to all of those.

im going to captiva island today and im going para sailing while im there

Today:

I have to go to the zoo with my family, then my mom is driving me and some friends to my brother's gig at a hookah bar. Then I might go to this party some guy invited me to. I will bring 2 friends.

Yesterday:

I was making plans to go to the park with friends, but none of them could. So my brothers were out and I was bored. So I rode my dad's bike to my friends house. This guys house is deserted because his parents are in India for a long time and he stays with his aunt, but he can get into his old house. So we hung out there for awhile then some of us got a ride to this other kid's house. His dad didn't give us weed, so we drank and I was the only drunk one because I am small. Right after I drank, my dad called to pick me up. So I had a half hour of swearing and 3 guys fucking with me. I went home with one of their zip up hoodies though and it's super comfy. He left 150$ of gift cards to pacsun in the pockets, cigarette paper, and a lighter. Crazy weekend.

Why the fuck would he?

today......what heppened????



Facebook
Listen to music
talk to some people i don't know
laid down on the middle of the road
watch videos on youtube
post thiongs on the smosh forums
type this down

i went to the movies to go see The Chronicles of Narnia

but i was kinda embarrassed though

because i saw a bunch of people i knew from classes and they were in big groups with their friends

while i just went with my mom

but that was last night

but today im gunna go to mall and finally get a haircut
then im gunna go to hot topic and get a few shirts
idk after that

Well, Technically, It's the beginning of the day, so not a hell of a lot.
I'd say...
So far my friend is being a total bitch, because she doesn't have a sense of humor, and she's with her other friends, who don't like me, so that explains a lot too.
I'm on YouTube and smosh, because, hey, it's a Sunday, and what the hell else am I suppose to do? I just got a phone call from sears. Damn bastards.

I have to go to my aunt's house in Arkansas... FuN..
Its like a 3 hour drive and my iPod is being retarded sooo this will be boring.

Let's see....

My mom woke me up around 10 telling me she was making breakfast. I got up and ate breakfast and read part of a book. Then I got online and checked all my daily stuff- MySpace, Cyanide & Happiness, e-mail, etc. I did stuff online for a while, then went and watched the latest Day in the Life of Smosh video. That inspired me to post on these forums again. So I fixed up my profile and here I am. :]

watched a movie and got my hair did. :]
real nice

Woke up, played with my balls, showered, dressed, went to church.

Today I walked down to get the mail and some guy that wasn't from around here pulled his car up beside me and asked how to get somewhere and I acsedently told him the roung way. oops..

that sucks. I am waiting until the barbecue starts

i watched big mama's house. errrr.

I took a shit 20 minutes ago and now I feel great.

I went to Schotland today. It sucked.

absolutely nothing. but going to the pub in abit so the day can still improve ....

I nearly blinded myself by stretching my elastic necklace away from my face.

I just got out of the pool. it waz freezing!

Today, I was working on a drawing that I have been working on for 2 WEEKS.

It was a drawing of Gerard Way.

I went in the house because I was outside, and I put it on the table.

There was oil on the table.

I flipped out.

As of right now, I'm very pissed off.

i think my cat is attracted 2 me. she was cuddling with me when i woke up and she wouldnt let me get up. i got up 15 minutes later

I got fucked by the long dick of Lawl.

nothing muhc..I rode my bike for 8 miles..

He had before.

went 2 magic mountain!

today i registered on this website


and

slept