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On the left side of Bobs Street, theres a little street called the other Street.
On that street theres a small one story plastic made YELLOW house.
Inside the house theres 3 items. One is a yellow table. One is a yellow chair and one is a green toaster.
WHAT COLOR ARE THE STAIRS?!?




Answer is
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kgnjgnhkjnhsfklTheresNoStairsInAOneStoryHouse!jks;lhgd; =]

Buttsecks?

lol. or not.

lol that was the best riddle I've ever heard!

or you know...not...

A guy wakes up, turns on the tv, watches the news, goes upstairs, turns the light on, and shoots himself. Why did he shoot himself?

Because he accidently read this thread.
Am I right?

No but close.

Crap.
I thought I had it.

a guy goes horse riding on monday, and returns the next day, also on monday. how is this possible?

an elderly woman is on her way to see her husband in hospital, as he is on a life support machine. she is on the escalator, when there is a power cut. the woman immediatley breaks down and weeps. why?


BOTH SIMPLe AS CRAP!

horse called monday.
her husband is going to die.

but ffs, they wouldn't let power cuts cut off life support machines.
well, i wouldn't.


I like riddles because I know them all.

Two Jews walk into a bar.

They own it.