I thought it would be interesting to share our fave pick-up lines..

1. Did u just fart, cuz u blew me away
2. How much does a polar bear weight, enough to break the ice

Any used on you, or do u like any?

what's the 2nd one mean?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"When you fell from heaven."

So funny.

"i can beat jordan on expert"

"does this rag smell like cloroform to you?"
using the bottom part of your shirt as the rag gives the best effect.

"you look like my 3rd girlfriend"
"how many girlfriends have you had?"
"two"

"If i told you, you had a nice body... would you hold it against me?" ^_~

"Im a looove pirate, im here fer yer booty! yarg!"

yo bitch, get over here and suck my dick

Are you with UPS? because baby I got a package right here for you!

hur dur dur
hur durrrrrrr

if you were a hamburger at mcdonalds you would be mcgorgeous.
or if i was a guy:
i'm as big as the titanic, and a lot of hot bitches went down on the titanic...

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see."
"You turn my software into hardware"
"You are the macaroni, and I'm the cheese."
" I can do math: U + I = 69"

guy: "Would you like to dance?"

girl: "Ew, no!"

guy: "Oh, you must have misheard me, i sead you look fat in thoz pants."

"bew! bew! bew!"
"what's that?"
"the sound of the ambulance coming to get me, cause the sight of you stopped my heart."

(see will ferrell in a night at the roxbury)

"Do you have any raisins?"
"No..."
"Then how bout a date?"

and for guys-
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"

Guy: "You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case."

gah.
a guy actually said that to me once..
he was a naaaaasty.

"Please"

girl, you smell like fritos- that's why i'm givin you this hungry stare. =]
you're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear. =]
My love for you is like diarrhea- I just can't hold it in. =]
You must have fallen from heaven- that would explain how you messed up your face.

"You're hot."

stop breathing!!!!!!!!!

good thing i brought my library card cause i'm checkin you out!
let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
if you were a booger I'd pick you first.
baby, i may not be fred flintstone, but i can make your Bedrock!

ill give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

haha best one

hahahahaa
i like that one

did u have lucky charmes for breakfast because your looking magicaly delcious

HAHHAHA that's GREAT.

1= if we were the last 2 people on earth we could do it in public
2= if we were dogs i would sniff your butt

hahaha, I love that one

do me


works every time