My brother asked me why deaf people don't talk.

"well, if they lost their hearing at a young age, then they never learned how to talk in the first place."
"well, why don't they talk, then?"
"....because they don't know how."
"oh. what if they have an accent?"
"...what ABOUT it?"
"how do they accent in sign language?"
"um.. by the movements of their hands."
"what if their arms fall off?"
"WHAT??"
"What if their arms fall off?"
"their arms fall off and flop on the ground like fishies."
"but how do they talk?"
"Well, they learn to... sign with their feet."
"really?"
"...yes."
"What if their feet fall off?"
"then they write with their mouths."
"and what if their mouths fall off?"
"they use their teeth."
"teeth fall out?"
"they dip their tongues in ink and write with that."
"...okay. wait- what if their tongues fall off?"
"then they choke to death on applesauce."
"what if applesauce goes extinct?"
"then the universe would all die horribly and painfully."
"wow. that's dudeicaplid."
"...WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"dudeicaplid."

How did you REMEMBER all that? XD

i blogged the conversation directly after it happened.
i just copied and pasted it because i'm lazy. =]

Meh...my siblings are like 15 years older than me...
But my nephew once knocked on the door while my sister was in the bathroom and said "Hey momma! What you doin! Pee pee or poo poo?"

My 10 year old brother who never cries cried because I ate his last Pez candy. I took it out of my mouth, washed it without soap, told him i soaped it, and he started crying harder. Weird.

My sister is completely insane. She likes to quote cartoons, often incorrectly, since she spends all her spare time watching them. She once ran around the house like a nut after zipping up to me and stating in a horrible impersination of a Brooklyn accent, "I'll save ya a spot in da que." I later found out she misheard what Bugs Bunny was saying during the cartoon she was watching. He actually said "I bid you a fair adeu."

My sister said she wished someone would shit on my face.

"why are you touching me there?"

my sister told me God had a penis...
I looked at her like wtf...

My sister with a packet of MnMs.... :|

Sister: Nikki Nikki Look! This MnM has an E on it!!!

Me: ...¬_¬ *turns MnM around*

Sister: ...Oh...

And she's OLDER than me :|

yeah mine r 20 yrs older so I don't have siblings but this thread reminds me of that one Bill Cosby show kids say the darnest things

my sis overheard my dad talkin one time n when i was yellin at her she was like "dont get a hard on"

sad thing is, i was like 7 and neither of us knew what it meant so i said it n i was the only one to get in trouble

let's see.....well not a sibling but my 3 or 5 year old cousin said:

"thwea's andy op der."

im like wtf...... then finally realizied u said "there's candy up there"

and also:

"1...2...3...4...5...sex"

im guessing he's mentally reatarded and has a problem speaking...im joking it's because his 2 front teeth are knocked off and he can't say the "real" words properly

I feed my sisters every 'males are superior hahahahaha' joke I can. But then when I have friends over they always say 'How much did you have to pay these friends?'. My feelings r hurted.