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kelly_fosho
to stop masturbating?

I want to impress this girl with my load next weekend and with the amount of masturbating I do I'd be lucky to even manage a drop. I also want to try out a sperm bank just to see what grade my sperm would be considered, and it'd be really embarrassing to hand over the cup and the evidence amounts to me choking the chicken more than is probably normal. I can imagine them laughing behind my back...

I think sperm is created every 96 hours or somewhere around there, so tonight would probably be the last time I'm able to jerk it. I'm actually not sure, I just want to be positive that I've offset the amount of masturbating I do.

Any tips?
CabbageMan
fuck me kelly.
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