I would get drunk before I recieve it so people can laugh at my acceptance speech.

If I won an Oscar, I would go to the podium and beat myself over the head with it until I passed out and hopefully died.

i would show off to everyone

Id go up and get it...
sit down..
ebay..

id ask "what the fuck did i do to earn this?"

that is a great idea!
lol

u could make like half a million $'s from that

Not if no one likes you (my scenario)

Lots of people have to like you for you to get an Oscar.

Buy a cabinet.

I'd eat that shit.

i would carry it everywhere i go

Clone it and put one of them into a safe deposit box and sell it in the future.
LOL.

what would I touch? Do you really need an answer...?

i dont really know...

Yes...

sell it on ebay

i yould have it melted down and then made into a solid gold stereo system

I would ram it up my asshole then try and smuggle it across the border, despite the fact that it's not illegal in any way.

I would question them as to why they gave me an oscar, and call them a moron.

And then thank them.

Ugh, just from reading some of the posts here I'm not entirely sure if this forum experience will be a good experience. x_o

Anyway, I'd probably run up in tears, scream "WHY DO YOU MOCK ME!?" and then run away and hide in my closet.

put it on a shelf?.......

yea that sounds really cool lol.

if i won an oscar... I'd probably have an oscar.

NO.
FREAKING.
WAY.

..that sounds like something I'd say. x_x

I would just say.."Wow..thank you...well I was just staying to see if I was gonna win....I guess I did....so I'm probably gonna leave now lost is on tonight"

when i get on stage, i'd panic like alot.
then i'd party.

That's because I am cool.

i would fricken make every single person in that audience bow before me as i hold it high as a symbol of power!!!!
>:p

Actually I would rule the world with it.

Thank my mommy and daddy,
then call everyone to let them know. (:

rape the next female oscar winner with it.

At the ARIAs (Australian music awards ... some crap like that) this one presenter guy was so wasted that he masturbated on the trophy while the winners were coming on stage. HAHAHA
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=156866

but anyways, If I won an Oscar I would sew some clothes for it and pull out my hair and sticky tape it on its head.

roflx69

i would thank my family and friends, and then call robert pattinson on stage, tell him to say nice things about me, take him backstage....


and do lord knows what.

I'd thank the drama department, Aunt Dee and Jo-la.
And then I'd clap and a disco ball would decend
And we'd boogie down.
But then a lion would enter the room
And we would all start to panic.
YES.
PANIC!
AT THE DISCO.

That's just freaking sad.

Waoh

Yeah, I would probably get drunk too :] I don't have any idea why I would get an oscar though...

you should thank me. D:

And also Jessica and Nicole.
<3

Hmmm.
I'd lick it. :]

I would put it in my bathroom.

My speech would be:
"Fuck yeah I did"

Lawl Nicole.

I would thank my father, then my Mom.
And I would try to get out of the show as fast as i can.

I would celebrate by watching a shitload of porn, which is what I do everyday.

Ive just come back from my schools *Oscar awards evening* and won two awards!! I made myself look like a dumb ass...

id cry during my speech, than get drunk,use it to pleasure myself and then probably use it as a paper holder

i would be proud of myself i guess.

i would be happy.
probably cry.
LAWL

I would remove th 24-karat gold plating and sell it. Then take the money and donate it to charity.