•When someones on the computer point at him and scream "PORN! PORN! HE'S ON PORN!"
•Look over someones shoulder and read what they're reading
•Ask the librarian where the porno magazines are
•Poke little kids and say "Whoa! I never seen such a bizzare speciman!"
•Hum very loudly
•Sing "100 bottles of beer on the wall"
•Scream "I have to go to the bathroom!" over and over
•Bring a loud video game and play it
•When your playing it scream "DAMN IT!!!!" every time you lose
Anybody got more?
Full Version: Ways to annoy people in a library
Columbine.
QUOTE(Taro_Kato @ Jul. 2, 2008. 06:07 PM) [snapback]1057121[/snapback]
•When someones on the computer point at him and scream "PORN! PORN! HE'S ON PORN!"
•Look over someones shoulder and read what they're reading
•Ask the librarian where the porno magazines are
•Poke little kids and say "Whoa! I never seen such a bizzare speciman!"
•Hum very loudly
•Sing "100 bottles of beer on the wall"
•Scream "I have to go to the bathroom!" over and over
•Bring a loud video game and play it
•When your playing it scream "DAMN IT!!!!" every time you lose
Anybody got more?
once i went to the library and some kid was screaming
'MOM! I WANT MAGAZINE WITH NAKED GURLZ'
...
'MOM! I WANT MAGAZINE WITH NAKED GURLZ'
...
QUOTE(AYO_CHALIE! @ Jul. 2, 2008. 10:13 PM) [snapback]1057131[/snapback]
Columbine.
QUOTE(Taro_Kato @ Jul. 3, 2008. 12:07 PM) [snapback]1057121[/snapback]
•When someones on the computer point at him and scream "PORN! PORN! HE'S ON PORN!"
I did that to this one girl. Except I yelled out "Hey! That picture of that naked guy you wanted has loaded."
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Columbine.
No one's going to understand your reference, these people are too stupid.
Don't quote yourself.
Fire random books through the shelf at people on the other side.
-chew on your gum like a cow
-sniff really loud all the time as if you have a cold
both are very annoying
-sniff really loud all the time as if you have a cold
both are very annoying
read a book and then start laughing really loud and annoying
oh and make it a really seriuos book like about WW11 and say dumb ass or anyhting seriuos really
oh and make it a really seriuos book like about WW11 and say dumb ass or anyhting seriuos really
sneeze wicked loud 
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QUOTE(AYO_CHALIE! @ Jul. 2, 2008. 07:24 PM) [snapback]1057145[/snapback]
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Columbine.
No one's going to understand your reference, these people are too stupid.
Don't quote yourself.
Oh I'm so sorry I'll never do it again.
Walk in with a bomb strapped underneath your clothes.
Go in, sit down quietly.
Get up, go to the computer and do a little research on the latest developments on the newly endangered animals in the United States. Use the restroom. Go get 3 books on interesting subjects and read silently.
Get up, put the books back, and leave. You walk a few paces out of the library, and go back inside, telling the librarian you forgot something.
Then, you press the button on the bomb strapped to your chest, and blow the library and surrounding homeless shelters into nothingness.
That would annoy me. =/
Go in, sit down quietly.
Get up, go to the computer and do a little research on the latest developments on the newly endangered animals in the United States. Use the restroom. Go get 3 books on interesting subjects and read silently.
Get up, put the books back, and leave. You walk a few paces out of the library, and go back inside, telling the librarian you forgot something.
Then, you press the button on the bomb strapped to your chest, and blow the library and surrounding homeless shelters into nothingness.
That would annoy me. =/
1. Chew some gum infront of the librarian and take it out and stick under a table
2. make sure you have really bad breathe, go in and start talking to everyone
2. make sure you have really bad breathe, go in and start talking to everyone
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