As a joke, I gave this bit of advice to my friend today when she was telling me how FUCKED up her friends have been to her over the past few weeks. It got me interested to see if any of you have ever said some kind of philisophical quote that you yourself made up. Please dont spam this thread, and dont put one if it is childish, or trying to be funny.

"I would rather have nothing then a bad something"

-John Terry, 2006

So we know where the quote is, bold it.

"Life goes through some shit, but there's always a silver lining"

Julian Montejano 12:33 December 27, 2006

That's what I think to myself when something bad happens to me.

Kick Ass While There's Ass To Be Kicked.

"Things are only impossible until they're not."

Jean-Luc Picard

"You can act like a man! *slaps*"

-The Godfather

We can try many ways to get rid of the darkness, but none is as effective as simply increasing the light
chinese proverb

Try to consider as transitory all adverse circumstances and disturbances. Like ripples in a pool, they occur and soon disapear.
his holiness the Dalai Lama

I also like a lot of the ideas behind quantum theory at the moment. They're not so quotable but thought provoking non the less.

Boxiom, lay off the drugs, or stop posting. Obviously the quotes are ones that you yourself made up, not someone else.

Oh, and Iona, you too (although you could be reacting to boxiom)

Its from The Godfather, a classic movie you bitch

Yea, I know, its my favorite movie. But this thread is for quotes that YOU made up, not mario puzo.

oh ones we made up...fuck my bad Ill have one in a bit, let me get high then I will think of something far out

I realised that after I posted but I couldn't think of anything better to edit in so I just left it.

I'd rather be opinionated than easy.

Me and my friends were talking about this girl in my year, who is fugly and a slut. She's definitley gotten around alot of guys, but we were talking about how guys actually LIKE people like me and my friends better than her, because we have opinions (well... out of my friends I do the most.. but whatever) and they just use her for one night. And she enjoys it?
I cant remember where I was going with this...

One time I was talking with my friends about almost the same exact thing and one of the slutty fugly girls overheard. It turns out she is just as opinionated as me when it comes to defending her way of life. It's amusing when girls make excuses for being slutty.

The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask.
-Jim Morrison

I can't think of any ones I've said, but I know I have a few...Damn, I wish I could just remember one. Their usually not bad.

"WHY?"

Wow, that was really philisophical. Very deep and touching.

thanks

"why do it yourself when others can do it for you?"

"Your love life is like a tree. You start with your first relationship which is like the trunk of your tree. Then as you break up or decide to stay together through tough times your tree splits into two directions your life could've branched off into and you keep going until you die. Some relationships are great and the branch goes up. Some relationships are terrible and the branch goes down but you have to know when to end things and find a new branch. You have to reach for the highest branch, or you'll always wonder where all the leaves have gone."

- Felipe Machado

Please tell me if it makes no sense.

thatmakes perfect sense

Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now.

Okay so its not mine, but I've no clue who, if anyone, officially said it.

^
That should be printed on t-shirts, It'd be a hit.

Just adding Naked to every sentence.. its been done.. but i never knew that when i did it.

"slap a hoe"

Your sig pic perfectly represents my quote =)

But "Slap a hoe" is more expressive, and heart touching

I say that ALL the time!

You know what pisses me off? When people will ask me, "Cody, am I fat?" and they are, and I say, "Yes" and then they get mad. That pisses me off so much. So...

Dont ask a yes or no question if you aren't ready for both answers.

"Do not worry if someone gives you a weird look. They're the ones looking weird."
-dusty

"The difference between a wise man and a moron is that the moron learns from his own mistakes, as the wise man learns from others."

or as plato said. "Nothing in this world exists, for something to exist it must stay the same for a period of time, but nothing stay the same for any amount of time. The world is constantly changing, therefore nothing exists."

AHH this is a quote from my gr. 10 civics teacher:

it's just as easy to marry a rich man as it is to marry a poor man, so marry a dentist

it made me laugh.

THAT MADE NO SENSE

My university Prof for Philosephy asked a student that was a Christian this question. " in the begining God created earth... Where did God come from?"

an egg!

Do not wonder if thou'll die tomorrow. Death is a ''small'' part of life.

"Don't pride yourself, you're not that great."---by unknown

"this was stupid"

SE GRISEN STÅR OG HYLER!

"and that was more stupid"

MEN SÅ KOM DET EN DUDE!

"and more"

OG HAN DREPTE GRISEN!!

"hahahahahaha!"

JEG ER FLINK TIL Å FOTELLE HISTORIER! IKKE SANT?!

Well I'm just pointing out for the hundredth time, this is for posting quotes that YOU wrote, not quoting others. I have many good quotes I could post from others, but that wasn't the idea of this thread.

I really like this one.

-edited

"I'll smack you square in the mouth if you look at me like that again"

-Me =)

"Life, death, and then what?"

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star

And you said that, did you?
And you refer to yourself as Grandpa?
Hm.

I'd topic, but nothing I ever say is of any philosopical worth.

you must be in love with this quote
coz you've written it like 5 times

Do what you want to do. Don't worry about what other people think, because those people don't matter.

Love,
Yours truly.

i like that.

If it's hairy, you probably shouldn't be eating it


Yes...It IS Philosophical.

"I think that'd be kick-ass if people had utters."
-Me in study hall today while engaged in a coversation about dairy cows.