So i was on myspace and my friend sent this survey to do and omg its soo funny
here are my results:
copy it and try it then post ur results






My life according to Google....

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
kayla needs needs a guy she can keep LMAO


2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Kayla looks at fish.



3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Kayla does karaoke at 16 months



4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Kayla hates stairs.





5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Kayla goes into labor



6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Kayla loves her Bug




7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Kayla eats Mom's birthday cake




8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Kayla has the giggles




9: Type in "[your name] dies" in Google search:
Kayla dies after being hit by a drunk driver





10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Kayla won't give Mike a high-five!



11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
kayla cant burp.

Katie needs hula lessons (NO JOKE THAT'S WHAT IT SAID!!!)

Katie looks 6 month pregnant?! (WTF?! noooooooo)

Katie does the shady cat (...?)

Katie hates her hair. ( I LLOVEE MY HAIR!)

Katie goes to Tokyo

Katie loves... First one: Dustin. Second one: Pain (I'm not emo!) Third: her spider?! (I'm afraid of spiders!)

Katie eats dirt (...)

Katie has something in her closet. (OMFG Is it a monster!?)

Katie dies first one:laughing (omg all of my friends say that!) second one: By a speeding farmer (WOW)

Katie wont begin batman

Katie can't seem to get enough of the spice girls(... um ew)

Bradley needs urgent help with AccessGrid.

Bradley looks like he's got something to hide.

Bradley does it again.

Bradley hates women.

Bradley goes shopping. (I so queer.)

Bradley loves his piglet.

Bradley eats Nutro Max.

Bradley has a Senior Scientist Award.

Bradley dies of leukemia.

Bradley won't say he's in love with Butters.

Bradley can't rescue Mavericks.

Not funny at all.

well you should've at least tried to pick funnier answers thats what i did

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
KATE NEEDS A COLD SHOWER


2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
KATE LOOKS LIKE A CUTE PROJECT



3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
KATE DOES A BAD BUMP IN NEW YORK CITY



4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
KATE HATES HER BOTTOM




5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
KATE HAS GONE TOPLESS



6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
KATE LOVES THE BAR




7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
KATE EATS SHIT



8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
KATE HAS MANY UGLY CLOTHES FOR THE RED CARPET




9: Type in "[your name] dies" in Google search:
KATE DIES AT 84





10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
KATE WON'T BE QUESTIONED



11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
KATE CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE

Jill needs to earn enough money to buy a new Skateboard
jill is more suited for the modelling industry
jill does a lemon
Jill Hates Jack =P
Jill Goes Underground
Jill loves her Country and The Free Online Cash System
Jill eats a carrot
Jill has 3.50 in nickels and dimes If she has 50 coins how many of each type of coin does she have?
Jill dies(BIO HAZARD3)
Jill Won’t Be the Next Mayor of Baltimore
Jill Can't Take Pictures.

haha wow that was uhm creative?

Evan needs to shut up

Evan looks like Ethan Hawke

Evan does development in the DR

Evan hates snowman

Evan goes to NYC and NJ

Evan loves Warcraft

Evan eats a cigar

Evan has another seizure

Evan dies in Iraq

Evan won't spill the beans on "Dancing"

Evan can't bounce

what?

My life according to Google....

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Brandon needs to suffer severe bodily harm

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

brandon looks like he has a boner


3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:

brandon does magic trick


4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:


brandon hates pants



5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:


brandon goes to youtube headquarters

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:


brandon loves cassandra

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:

brandon eats pasta with mussels



8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:

brandon has a fantasy about sami



9: Type in "[your name] dies" in Google search:

brandon dies while playing wii




10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:


brandon wont quit on nba dream

11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
brandon cant dance

Anna needs to be excused from class today.

Anna looks like she is wearing her underwear...

Anna does martial arts. Hiyah!

Anna hates bananas.

Anna goes to the circus.

Anna loves her baby boi? What? How come I didn't know about this!?!

Anna eats the internet.

Anna has AIDS. How is this going to affect my newly found kid?

Anna dies at 39. I think it was AIDS related...

Anna won't marry me.

Anna can't stop talking!

I don't get it.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Another coat (Hahah)


2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A terrorist (Lmao! No joke, that's what it said)



3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Korea



4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Her video





5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Kayla goes into labor
To Africa


6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Her mom




7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Ice cream




8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
"Katherine has sex talk with Dad" (LMFAO!! That's what it said! Haha)




9: Type in "[your name] dies" in Google search:
Dies in 1998 (Haha)





10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Shut up (Lawlz)



11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
Can't help falling in love

Eric needs cable petition.
Eric looks like 50 cent.
Eric does Hutch.
Eric hates Eddie.
Eric goes IPSCC.
Eric loves his nipples.
Eric eats lunch.
Eric has issues.
Eric dies.
Eric won't die.
Eric can't open files.

:/

Chris needs BlogCadre
hahahaha chris looks like a creep pictures from winter olympics(wtf)
Chris does Dev(ummmmm.....no comment)
Everybody hates chris(wtf that show was gay)
Chris goes rock(hells yea i do)
Allied by Jeanane Sessun Chris Loves BS(WTF>>>MAKES NO SENSE)
Chris has huevos(lol....i dont kno wat that means)
OMG chris dies skin(wtf....like seriously)
Chris Brown(OMFG....thats my actual name...lol...really tho)wont talk
a tribute to chris cant.....huh

Monica needs more scrubbing
Monica looks like a weasel face (;_;)
Monica does the Ghananian Shtackabarkey
Monica hates Barney
Monica Goes Bald
MONICA LOVES BEING A MOM
Monica Eats Pop Rocks
Monica Has 2nd Baby Boy
Monica dies at 83
Monica won't accept it.
Monica can't bend that way.

XD

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Eric Needs Cable Petition.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Eric looks like he knows a secret



3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
ERIC DOES IT!!!


4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Eric Hates Eddie.





5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
eric goes to the beach.



6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
eric loves his nipples. =/



7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
eric eats lunch




8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
eric has issues.




9: Type in "[your name] dies" in Google search:
Eric dies in the last episode...





10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
eric wont remember...



11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
Eric Can't stand it.

1. krista needs someone to rely on
2. krista looks like she had some special fun
3. krista does monkey dance
4. krista fish
5. krista goes back to writing in her notebook
6. krista babies
7. krista eats lemon
8. krista has appeared on the TV
9. krista dies at home in bed
10. krista wont talk to me anymore
11. krista cant wait to get my newest tattoo

Connor needs a little more encouragement

Connor looks like Oprah (WTF??!?!)

Connor does it again

Connor Hates Kylie Minogue's Music

Connor has gone home to Birmingham to find new fashion

Connor loves us

Connor Eats Sugar

Connor has his work cut out for him

Connor dies during aerial stunts for TRIPLE X

Connor won't be terminated (good to know)

Connor Can't Die

Tim needs to dump his lame girl
Tim looks like he has a beard
Tim does the Giant Walk
Tim hates going to movie theaters... sometimes
Tim goes to France
Tim loves Miss Vicki
Tim Eats Styrofoam
Tim has Competition for the Palin Snark Prize
The Pictures Tim Won't Let You See (lol)
Tim can't sing

Adam needs his phone back
Adam looks like satan from Nevada (lol i love this one)
Adam does awesome things, awesomely
Adam hates the human race
Adam goes to the dentist
Adam loves tv
Adam eats metal
Adam has cut himself off from the outside
Adam dies in freak accident
Adam won't be in old spa until January
Adam can't afford to let his guard down

1. Jenny needs a Wee by Mr. Jingles. (wtfffff?)
2. Jenny looks like she's in a psych ward.
3. Jenny does the Write Thing.
4. Jenny hates fake people.
5. Jenny goes to sea.
6. Jenny loves Marc's cannonballs. (again, wtf?)
7. Jenny eats salad.
8. Jenny has fancy panties. (once again, wtf?)
9. Jenny dies at Dallas Zoo.
10. Jenny won't be a sweaty bride.
11. Jenny can't wait to be on stage.

My life according to Google....

1: Abby needs to go on some good walks so she can trim down and look her best.

2: Abby looks like she's about to fling some of that food right at you

3: Abby does pullups.

4: Abby hates nougat

5: Dear Abby Has Gone Crazy

6: Abby Loves... Izzy Girl.

7: [#2... #1 was "what abby eats"] Abby eats chinese by C-Town Momma!

8: Abby Has Gained 2.5 Pounds!

9: I also don't think that Abby dies.

10: Why Abby Won't Talk

11: Abby - Can't Get Me Down

1: Sarah needs a cold shower
2: Sarah looks like fuckin nicole richie in this picture
3: Sarah does photography
4: Sarah hates you
5: Sarah goes to lake placid.. again
6: Sarah loves Tom
7: Sarah eats Obama's lunch
8: Sarah has frank in a frenzy
9: Sarah dies and is buried
10: Sarah: "WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"
11: Sarah can't DIE

1:Morgan needs to be in control of people and situations.
2:morgan looks like a ghost cheerleader picture
3:Morgan does second deal of the day
4:Morgan hates the weather
5: Morgan goes back to the future
6: MORGAN LOVES YOU HANKIE BABY
7: Morgan eats four times a day and doesn’t balk at cooking up a pot of chili or ladling gravy on her potatoes, but prepares her food in a healthy way
8: Morgan has established herself as one of the leading conservative voices in the nation
9: Morgan died April 8 in Chicago after a long illness. She was 41.
10: Morgan wont stand again
11: Morgan can't pick cherries

My life according to Google....

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
janelle needs your help
^ lameeee


2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
janelle looks like you would buy her in a transsexual sex toy shop
^ lmao



3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
janelle does want to get married tomorrow
^ nottt



4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
persian cat janelle hats being combed/brushed





5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
janelle goes to the dark side



6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
janelle loves apple crisps




7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
janelle eats her first semi solid



8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
janelle has a reason to smile
^ most definately =D




9: Type in "[your name] dies" in Google search:
janelle dies in sleep





10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
janelle won't tell will a story
^ sorry will



11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
will & janelle can't fight this feeling
^ who is this will!?

Caitlin needs to be in a hospital
Caitlin looks like crap.
Caitlin does extraordinarily extraordinary and ordinary things.
Caitlin hates groove videos.
Caitlin has gone on twenty minute mountain bike trips at least three times.
Caitlin loves Joe Jonas MySpace Layouts. (ooooookay then)
Caitlin eats dirt.
Caitlin has issues.
Caitlin dies in a car accident.
Caitlin won't wait for him to love her.
Caitlin can't cook.


Wow, this is a bit depressing...

Kassidy needs sleep.... sleep.... ZZZZZZZZ.
Kassidy looks like Mommy. (WTF.)
Kassidy says "Toot Toot".
Kassidy wants the camera out of her face.
Kassidy does the Hokey Pokey.
Kassidy hates all these myspace niggers.
Kassidy asks to see you everyday.
Kassidy goes to see Phantom of the Opera. (I liek that movie. wtf.)
Kassidy likes it. (WTFISIT?)
Kassidy eats Pasketti for the first time.




............Odd.

1. Tammy needs punk rock
2. Tammy looks like an angel
3. Tammy does Texas
4. Tammy hates the mullet
5. Tammy goes to Kenosha Fresh Market
6. Tammy loves Jeremy
7. Tammy eats her boogers (WTF)
8. Tammy has a blog
9. Tammy dies at 55 (... Huh?)
10. Tammy won't let her cancer get her down
11. Tammy can't wait for the TSO concert


....That was weird. XD

1. Sarah needs a cold shower.
2. Sarah looks like Nicole Richie. (Ew.)
3. Sarah does not eat humans. (wtf?)
4. Sarah hates your movie.
5. Sarah goes to Lake Placid
6. Sarah loves Josh. (?)
7. Sarah eats cake.
8. Sarah dies and is buried.
9. Sarah won’t you come out tonight?
10. Sarah can’t show her love.

Jacob needs a girl (Oh so very true )
Jacob looks like Locke with a wig on ( huh? )
Jacob does a CGC thing (ookay...)
Jacob hates myspace (Trueness)
Jacob goes to Cholent but doesnt eat any. (What? Eat What??)
Jacob loves his Gas Medicine (Lovely...)
Jacob eats crap (I hate you)
Jacob has anger issues (Uhh, no?)
Jacob dies (Keeping it simple says google)
Jacob wont sell me weapons (These results are really idiotic)
Jacob cant hold his liquor (Is that an insult or a compliment?).
I really was shocked by this. WTH guys lol

Andrew needs a home-LIAR
Andrew looks like a drug dealer -thanks so very fucking much google
Andrew does the best he can -:D
Andrew hates everything and everyone - >=( FUCK YOU ALL
Andrew geo on "The Apprentice" -wth is that
Andrew loves you -GIVE ME A HUG :D
Andrew eats dick -................stfu gay ass google
Andrew has talent for writing poetry -wow that's so lame I'm ashamed...wait wah
Andrew dies in Mike's arms -GTFO OFF ME MIKE
Andrew's girls won't cash in -.....um...ok...guess I'm a pimp now...a bad one
Andrew can't play tennis -=/.....I quit like 1 year ago you're bringing that up....fag...Second I was pretty damn good

GOOGLE IS A FAGGOT

mollie needs a playmate

mollie looks like in Japanese: mollie in Japanese characters.

mollie does the crazy dance

mollie hates scary things!!

mollie goes dotty

mollie loves paris

mollie eats erik's finger

mollie has left the building

mollie dies, aged 100

mollie won't leave pregnant female alone

Mollie can't remember a time when music wasn't apart of her life

Jeremy needs guidance to grow into a man! WTF!
Jeremy looks like Ed from Northern Exposure. NO I DON'T! LOL.
Jeremy does blow-up doll! LMAO
Jeremy hates you all. WTF! It's a YouTube video! LMAO
Jeremy goes to Japan. YET ANOTHER YOUTUBE VIDEO! LOL
Jeremy loves KSUBI! WTF IS THAT! lmao.
Jeremy eats poo! WTF! ANOTHER YOUTUBE VIDEO!
Jeremy has seen the flash foward pilot
Jeremy dies at age 24(It was for Jeremy Lusk)
Jeremy won't eat seafood! THAT IS TRUE! LMAO.
Jeremy can't get a break

Kirsty needs your votes to become miss England
Kirsty looks mad and acts it
Kirsty does Dubai
Kirsty hates her boobs
Kirsty goes kinky
Kirsty loves sugar
Kirsty eats what Madonna eats
Kirsty has her head in her clouds
Kirsty dies when sex goes too far
Kirsty won't eat her hat
Kirsty can't take your call

Seann needs a girl friend.

Seann C. looks great "in love..."

Is Seann Gay?

Seann hates america.

Seann goes cat fishing.

Seann loves you.

Seann eats candy on vimeo.

Seann has his eyes on fame and breasts.

Taylor dies after being shot at home.

Anyone else mad that Sean wont be playable (street fighter 4).

Seann can't drink

1.Katelyn needs a family that is willing to actively participate in her therapy

2.Katelyn looks like in Japanese

3.katelyn does her own laundry

4.katelyn hates you

5.katelyn goes on sale

6.katelyn loves the swings at the Park

7.katelyn eats ants

8.Katelyn has great language skills

9.Katelyn died on October 31, 2006 and we know she is in Jesus' arms (holy candy, 2 days after my bday)

10.Katelyn will share the stage with Mitchel Musso

Ryan needs a bra.

Ryan looks like some sketchy guy from the 80's picture published by wheetlefrumps.

Ryan does daddy duty.

Ryan hates being a sex symbol.

Ryan goes green.

Ryan Loves Sarah dot com

Ryan eats 100 Taco Bell Fire Sauce Packs

Ryan has chance to outshine predecessors

Ryan dies while trying to help motorist

Ryan won't testify at his racketeering trial

Ryan can't be bothered to rock out

Julia needs a bad boy

Julia looks like a stingray

Julia does grafitti

Julia hates shopping for office supplies

Julia goes to the Bronx Zoo

Julia Loves David

Julia eats Ham

Julia has pie

Julia dies of rare cancer at 39

Julia won't stand on her head

Julia can't run

Sarah needs to get her life back (when did I lose it???)

Sarah looks like someone punched her in the mouth

Sarah does not eat humans (WTF???)

Sarah hates your movie

Sarah has gone to heaven

Sarah loves josh

Sarah eats sushi

Sarah has 200 orgasms a day??? again, wtf??? apparently sarah carmen suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal syndrome

Sarah dies and is buried

Sarah won't you come out tonight?

Sarah *Palin* can't name a newspaper she reads