Alright, fuckers. I finally finished counting the votes, here's the nominees for each category.
Best Male User:

• Despised Icon
• Ashuku
• Gripster2000
• Rodro
• 3three3

Best Female User:

• Pennylane3434
• PinkPirate
• Missyd
• EmilyInWonderland
• Devine8039

Best Moderator:

• Ashuku
• Gripster2000
• Missyd
• NUBS
• Foobs

Noob of the Year:

• MavericksFan4455
• Gara_Of_The_Funk
• Beavith
• Sydney_Hoon
• Sixbreaker

Funniest User:

• Gripster2000
• TK421
• NGard
• Despised Icon
• NUBS

Most Artistic User (Photography, music, traditional...):

• NUBS
• PinkPirate
• 89Mini
• OneWeak
• fluer

Hottest Male User:

• Rollerpig
• Costa-k
• fluer
• DeadEmery
• Gripster2000

Hottest Female User:

• PinkPirate
• xElizibethTerror
• PerfectCrime
• Pennylane3434
• LanaBanana

Best Signature:

• gspot
• Ashuku
• Foobs
• Sake-bito
• CAZEMM

Best Avatar:

• Foobs
• Overlord_73
• xoxoenglishbabeoxox
• Ashuku
• Missyd

Best Facial Hair:

• Costa-k
• Despised Icon
• Sixbreaker
• Ashuku
• Korangutang/Serenity

Best Hair:

• Jackmehoff
• Sake-bito
• LanaBanana
• scream_att_me
• UnderOath

Most Annoying Smosh Couple

• Ashuku and missyd
• SixBreaker and ElizabethTerror
• pennylane3434 and IAN HECOX OF SMOSH VIDEO FAME
• fluer and PinkPirate

The voting schedule will be as follows:
Best Male User/Best Female User - Tuesday, July 22
Best Moderator/Noob of the Year - Wednesday, July 23
Funniest User/Most Artistic User - Thursday, July 24
Hottest Male User/Hottest Female User - Friday, July 25
Best Signature/Best Avatar - Saturday, July 26
Best Facial Hair/Best Hair - Sunday, July 27
Most Annoying Smosh Couple - Monday, July 28

Individual voting threads will be made as necessary.