Chuck norris met mr. T to fight. the earth shat itself and made perth, AUS.
Chuck went to Australia and was told it couldn't have one of those massive beer cans. he punched the ground. this is why canberra is such a hole.
glad i live in sydney!
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Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck norris met mr. T to fight. the earth shat itself and made perth, AUS.
Chuck went to Australia and was told it couldn't have one of those massive beer cans. he punched the ground. this is why canberra is such a hole.
glad i live in sydney!
Chuck norris met mr. T to fight. the earth shat itself and made perth, AUS.
Chuck went to Australia and was told it couldn't have one of those massive beer cans. he punched the ground. this is why canberra is such a hole.
glad i live in sydney!
No more Chuck Norris.
[spoiler]I HATE CHUCK NORRIS.[/spoiler]
chuck norris can watch 60 minutes in 22 minutes
Failure.
chuck norris doesn't push up he pushes the world down.
when chuck norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris-y
when chuck norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris-y
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