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rainydaze
so what's your job?Explain.
what kinds of jobs have you had in the past?
what is your dream job?

right now im a waitress at a retirement home, been working there for about 6 months. i like it there, pretty much all the people working there are my age and its pretty fun. plus we have 2-4 hour shifts and we get paid really well, my starting wage was $8.10 and hour. and they are supplying us with really good shoes, which if i saw in a store i would actually buy.
before that i worked for my dad(he owns a chain of mattress stores) basically cleaning and answering the phones.
in the future i would like to be a dentist, i decided that when i was about 2 and ive stuck to it.
GNARWHALE
i do construction. its pretty good pay, after 3 years, i'm getting paid $14 dollars an hour.
i'm pretty content with it.

haha, i was a paper boy for my first job. I quit after my second day, when I got pulled over and ticketed for "littering". I guess tossing newspapers out of the back of a truck onto people's doorsteps is unlawful.
eddison the ed
nothing. sad.gif
chipe65
Well, I used to work at a theme park, usually running the roller coaster or running the go-kart track, but i quit a few months ago. I kinda miss that job too. sad.gif
ronaru
Production Assistant on a TV Gossip Show
fckbees
manhatten bagel. aka. bagel joint. its not bad, actually. my boss is pretty much awesome, you could get away with so much shit there its not even funny. i've worked there since april and im seriously the best employee there. it kinda rocks.

like two years ago i worked at shoprite AKA supermarket. dont work there. or any supermarket at that.

my dream job; high school english teacher / have my own little thing where i teach sign language to parents of deaf kids / be an author all at once.
BROKEN-HEARTED-4-EVUH=(
this weekend i start training at Purdy's Chocolates.
yum.
lostcanuck
I worked at a golf club over the past 2 summers. But since the snow is here now, and class has begun again, I am out of a job.
ungrantedxwish
I guess my first job was babysitting.
Then I applied for a job at Subway because my friend was and she didn't want to do it by herself, but they called me back after I fucked up my knee and I couldn't do it. They never called her back.
Then I wanted to work at this record store by me except you have to be 18 because they sell porn in the back ahaha, so I was just like whatever, and now I work at a parish house office as a part-time secretary after school and sometimes on Saturdays. $6.50 an hour, baby. Oh yeah. Lots of money right there.

I think I'm going to become a psychiatrist and then when I'm around 40 or so, or when I have enough money, I'll retire and become a history teacher. That's what one of my teachers freshman year did, she was a lawyer her whole life and then she retired and became a teacher. She's probably the best teacher I've ever had. So there's my somewhat of a life plan, except I can pretty much guarantee it'll get fucked up somewhere along the way.
duker
i work at my parents horse barn picking up horse shit it sucks i hate hard labor

this summer i worked at Zorbaz which is this tight ass pizza joint it rocked
costa-k
i was a camp councelor for a year and at fancy rich yaht club. Got 15 dollars an hour of that job.

My school requires me to do community service so i worked at a nature center and built a handicapped trail.

Finally i fight crime. No explanation needed.

mckenziexsue
I got offered a job at my mom's friends dance studio as an instructor teaching little kids jazz dances.
It's pretty cool and if they still want me, I should start this summer.
But other than that I babysit mostly.
Rodro
Jobs r for Losers.
It is better to be a spoiled kid.
-N-
QUOTE(Rodro @ Nov. 13, 2006. 12:37 AM) [snapback]53024[/snapback]

Jobs r for Losers.
It is better to be a spoiled kid.

so true lol, so true rolleyes.gif
Flawless By Design
My first job, I began modelling, and made anywhere between 100$-300$ per photo shoot.

Then I was a birthday party coordinator at Michael's Arts&Crafts store, and made 8$/hour + 10$-20$ in tip/party, and I would usually have 3 parties per day. So that comes to about 74$-84$ for 3 parties.

Then I quit that and started teaching piano for 10$/half hour.

And I also started tutoring math for 25$/half hour.

And now I'm part-time modelling, and acting which is anywhere between 100$-300$ per day depending on how much time they need me on set.
Santhe
nothing at the moment, but I used to work at the local pizza place (owened by Greeks) and this summer I'm gonna be a camp councelor

I have no idea what I want to be, but I'm majoring in Italian and Spanish so I'll probably end up beinga teacher but I guess working for the UN or being a diplomat would be cool...it's just not very family friendly
cuntrash
I'm applying at a bunch of places this week.

so hopefully i get an interveiw!!
Novastar
I work in a fashionstore, selling "luxurious french brands" according to our website... it's okay but I might be moving on to marketing instead, better money sort to speak, and I'm educated in marketing and economies, don't know how to put it but i'm kinda like graduated as a economieassistent or something... boring stuff!:)
Running is my happy hour.
I ref hockey. Like, $20 a game.
Skimboard*lover
My dream job is to be a marine animal vet, for like Sea Turtles. that'd be pretty shweet. happy.gif
{bryony}
I don't have one. My parents keep telling me to, but I never would be able too. I'm far too lazy to commit myself to that.
mortati illuminati
i clean a shopping center at night
Jen
I never had a job, because im 13 but i want one by the time im 15.
PinkPirate
i work in a small bakery on saturdays and sometimes write articles on request.
angelaxsaurus
i never had a job but im applying to a few places though
dream job.>> i know that i want to get my masters and go into elmentary ed.
Musicvsmisery
I sing for masses at our local church lol. But hey i only have to work 4 hours a week, i get $25 per mass (no taxes or shit like that), and i get to do what i love. $100 dollars for 4 hours of my sunday...not bad...


In the future i want to be either a singer, musical therapist, vet, or massage therapist. My parents are rooting for the vet though
xhoney
Supreme Ruler Of The World.



I think it has a nice ring to it.
nba185
Ebay for an extra income. I have not worked in the society yet.
-Spaargh-
I don't have an exact plan.
But I'd like to be a photographer, artist, cartoonist, model, anything like that.
I wish I could be all.

My younger job will be at Coldstone baby!
(Ice cream ;o)
Rodro
QUOTE(nba185 @ Nov. 12, 2006. 07:19 PM) [snapback]53314[/snapback]

Ebay for an extra income. I have not worked in the society yet.

What do you sell on ebay? Lol.
RockinKatie
oh nothing in particualr.... i just SAVE LIVES for a living. you know ...the usual.

(and thats how i made being a lifeguard sound better than all of your jobs)
nba185
QUOTE
What do you sell on ebay? Lol.

my user on ebay is NbA185. you can see what i sell haha
ohjoyoffire
I sit on a desk, in front of a teacher and watch them aimlessly for hours for no pay.

>-<
Silvana
i just quit my opld job at a clothing store for a new job at a clothing store. im just glad cuz i dont have to be on the trains at 3am anymore. it a little dangerous. i have worked at a shoe store and at the main police precinct in nyc. but im going to school to become a medical examiner. i get to do autopsies and shit. it will be fun!
bubbles_r_us
I'm a checkout chick! I want to be a journalist.
sinfrommylips
I work at Starbucks......*

89mini
last last month i was playing flaming basketball, and collecting athletes foot juice samples

last month i was depressurizing a water treatment plant, as it was gonna overload and blow up

this month im rotting organic matter for top secret government testings

QUOTE(BROKEN-HEARTED-4-EVUH=( @ Nov. 12, 2006. 11:48 AM) [snapback]53000[/snapback]

this weekend i start training at Purdy's Chocolates.
yum.

yum
fatty fat fat fat
I_friggin_love_smosh
right now I'm a soccer referee
UndeadPedro
I am a stripper/grandmother prostitute with 4 different types of STD's ©
Foobs
My parents are buying an 8 million dollar bar, so I assume I'll be working there, as much as I don't want to. Of course if I could I'd love to get a job training and then wrestling for an independant wrestling promotion, but there pretty much all in the USA.
{bryony}
good luck with that smile.gif
PinkPirate
oh i forgot my dream job. Realitic one: doing what i do now for a living, which is reporting and writing etc.
Rodro
QUOTE(Foobs @ Nov. 13, 2006. 03:32 AM) [snapback]53635[/snapback]

My parents are buying an 8 million dollar bar, so I assume I'll be working there, as much as I don't want to. Of course if I could I'd love to get a job training and then wrestling for an independant wrestling promotion, but there pretty much all in the USA.


8 million? wtf you're a rich bitch.
And Why are you complainin aobut workin on your own bar, that sounds awesome.
fckbees


my parents are considering buying a tiki bar for the backyard. since im gonna bartend myself through college, ill work that. haa.
irish smurfy
I am currently working in a children's clothes store which is pretty cool! You should see the babies that come in for christening clothes!! wub.gif wub.gif

Plus the pay is really good seeing as I am only 15 with no previous experience about €50 for 6 hrs including lunch which is about $64.22 a day! Not bad! biggrin.gif
GO GO HOBO RANGER
QUOTE(Jen @ Nov. 12, 2006. 06:20 PM) [snapback]53199[/snapback]

I never had a job, because im 13 but i want one by the time im 15.


Diddo.
My first job will probably be a Tim Hortons. They have cool hats. <3
I wanna be either: A cartoonist, a singer, an author, or a fashion designer.
Cass
I applied today at a clothing store called Below The Belt, and hopefully I get hired there.

I plan to either bartend or waitress my way through highschool and as a job when I get older, I think that teaching high school might be nice or becoming a reporter.
puppiesnfudge
i work at a quiznos

thats right... i make sandwhiches for rudeass customers.....

and yea.... i eat lots of sandwhiches there.... they are getting way old
TheHillsHaveErak
I cant seem to get a job, half the time i go in to apply, and the guy says, shit, i will hire you right now, let me just give you a quick interview, and then slaps his/her head and says, "fuck, we just hired somebody not five minutes ago, sorry dude, better luck next time", or i apply and then go into the place a week later to check on the process, and discover that they hired people. I cant seem to get the hang of this whole application process.
fckbees
QUOTE(GO GO HOBO RANGER @ Nov. 13, 2006. 07:36 PM) [snapback]54172[/snapback]

QUOTE(Jen @ Nov. 12, 2006. 06:20 PM) [snapback]53199[/snapback]

I never had a job, because im 13 but i want one by the time im 15.


Diddo.
GO ALLOWANCE.



i didnt even have an allowance. if i did, i probably would have never gotten a job.

QUOTE(TheHillsHaveErak @ Nov. 13, 2006. 09:49 PM) [snapback]54329[/snapback]

I cant seem to get a job, half the time i go in to apply, and the guy says, shit, i will hire you right now, let me just give you a quick interview, and then slaps his/her head and says, "fuck, we just hired somebody not five minutes ago, sorry dude, better luck next time", or i apply and then go into the place a week later to check on the process, and discover that they hired people. I cant seem to get the hang of this whole application process.



maybe they just dont want you and dont want to hurt your feelings?

kidding. lucky. working sucks.
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