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fredman555
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God was busted today.

At high noon.

For selling cocaine. Near a church.

God Lucky Howard, 39, described in jail records as a mortgage broker, was arrested by Tampa police. He was charged with one count each of delivery of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing; one count each of delivery of cocaine with intent to sell within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing; and two counts of possession of cocaine.

The arrest stems from two previous incidents, according to a criminal report affidavit.

On April 28, police bought 3.4 grams of cocaine from him out of a home at 3812 N. Avon Ave., according to the report. A month later, police served a search warrant on that address and found a safe in the bedroom closet containing three plastic bags with 22.5 grams of cocaine, according to the report. Police also found a digital scale with cocaine residue.

This is not the first time Howard has been arrested.

Four years ago, he was released from state prison, where he served 18 months on a 2003 cocaine charge. He pleaded guilty to a similar charge in 1995.

In an e-mail, Howard's attorney, Alex Stavrou, said he could not immediately comment.

Howard is in the Orient Road Jail on an $86,500 bond, according to jail records.

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God Lucky Howard

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/jun/21/oh...d-coke-charges/
vanitykills
not so lucky eh!
lololol

ScrapeWisdom
QUOTE(vanitykills @ Aug. 6, 2008. 02:38 PM) [snapback]1133859[/snapback]

not so lucky eh!
lololol

IT'S A PUN!
ericballard
who the fuck would name their kid god. srsly.
cassssssidy
^true that.
mortati illuminati
Lol what a retard!
His actioans and his name!
Totally Smoshin'
With a name like God, you should be able to get it away with these things.
Angiez_m
QUOTE(ericballard @ Aug. 6, 2008. 11:45 AM) [snapback]1134097[/snapback]

who the fuck would name their kid god. srsly.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I think it is ok unless they think he is God
ScrapeWisdom
I'll name my kid God.
Fuck all tha haters.
Angiez_m
QUOTE(ScrapeWisdom @ Aug. 6, 2008. 02:52 PM) [snapback]1134131[/snapback]
I'll name my kid God.
Fuck all tha haters.

good for you
9mm
You realize how expensive it is to own heaven? How do you expect him to pay for the recent renovation of the brothel?

Bunch of ignorant ass holes only listening to the white man's side.

At least he was slingin the good shit though.
dana
Kids were my dad works (a Job Corps.) are named Jesus all the time.
Gripster2000
OLD AS FUCK
ngard
That was certainly news of the weird!
Austeja
Who the fuck names their child God?
WhiteStripes14
QUOTE(Austeja @ Aug. 6, 2008. 04:03 PM) [snapback]1134661[/snapback]

Who the fuck names there child God?

Cool people.
Like me.
number 12 looks like you
epic name.

for real.
lalaloosurxx
That's... very weird.
MisterMarty
That made me laugh
Boltrope
QUOTE(WhiteStripes14 @ Aug. 7, 2008. 01:04 AM) [snapback]1134663[/snapback]

QUOTE(Austeja @ Aug. 6, 2008. 04:03 PM) [snapback]1134661[/snapback]

Who the fuck names there child God?

Cool people.
Like me.

Would you really?
But then your child could get a name change and you'll be uncool.
ultradude0
QUOTE(9mm @ Aug. 6, 2008. 03:20 PM) [snapback]1134206[/snapback]

You realize how expensive it is to own heaven? How do you expect him to pay for the recent renovation of the brothel?

Bunch of ignorant ass holes only listening to the white man's side.

At least he was slingin the good shit though.

LOL!!!!!
sillyclown11
QUOTE(fredman555 @ Aug. 6, 2008. 11:36 AM) [snapback]1133855[/snapback]

QUOTE
God was busted today.

At high noon.

For selling cocaine. Near a church.

God Lucky Howard, 39, described in jail records as a mortgage broker, was arrested by Tampa police. He was charged with one count each of delivery of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing; one count each of delivery of cocaine with intent to sell within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing; and two counts of possession of cocaine.

The arrest stems from two previous incidents, according to a criminal report affidavit.

On April 28, police bought 3.4 grams of cocaine from him out of a home at 3812 N. Avon Ave., according to the report. A month later, police served a search warrant on that address and found a safe in the bedroom closet containing three plastic bags with 22.5 grams of cocaine, according to the report. Police also found a digital scale with cocaine residue.

This is not the first time Howard has been arrested.

Four years ago, he was released from state prison, where he served 18 months on a 2003 cocaine charge. He pleaded guilty to a similar charge in 1995.

In an e-mail, Howard's attorney, Alex Stavrou, said he could not immediately comment.

Howard is in the Orient Road Jail on an $86,500 bond, according to jail records.

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God Lucky Howard

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/jun/21/oh...d-coke-charges/


I lol'd.
BurntFaceMan24
Lol they charged GOD for selling cocaine near a CHURCH xD
smoshysmosh!...
QUOTE(dana @ Aug. 6, 2008. 01:35 PM) [snapback]1134254[/snapback]

Kids were my dad works (a Job Corps.) are named Jesus all the time.

i know someome named jesus but its pronounced heyzues
ifyouseekay
QUOTE(smoshysmosh!... @ Aug. 11, 2008. 10:13 PM) [snapback]1146598[/snapback]

QUOTE(dana @ Aug. 6, 2008. 01:35 PM) [snapback]1134254[/snapback]

Kids were my dad works (a Job Corps.) are named Jesus all the time.

i know someome named jesus but its pronounced heyzues


yeah thats what he means...
Dieciocho
QUOTE(vanitykills @ Aug. 6, 2008. 10:38 AM) [snapback]1133859[/snapback]

not so lucky eh!
lololol

Not very godly either.

lollooolol
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