Alright, so I'm only a first-time poster, but I was wondering if you guys could help with this problem I'm having.
So, you know, I've been friends with this guy "Doc" for quite some time now, but he's throwing this wacky idea at me of building a DeLorean with a "light rod" on it, and I'm supposed to time travel with it, but I can only go 88 miles for it to really work. Crazy, i know. I'm actually supposed to meet him at the Twin Peaks mall tonight so he can present to me this thing, but I mean, I don't want to go in the slight chance that something would explode and I could die, you know? I have a pretty steady girlfriend (Jennifer <3) so I don't want to lose my life for some dumb plan Doc has, I love the guy to death, but this seems pretty nuts. But then there's also some pluses to this, because my dad's supervisor (Biff) is a total dick, so maybe if I went back in time I could mess with him or something, heh.

So what do you, of the Smosh community think? Should I go to the mall and test out this "time machine" car?



No one? This is kind of important guys

This doesn't need it's own topic, mate.

Why not? This could change the world.

eurgh.... just trying to imitate a character of a magnificent film is just stupid... why do this

i suggest selling doc out to the terrorists. a time machine will never work.

i think you should kill the doc. then steal the car and travel to the time of the black death.

How do you know about the Libyan terrorists?!?!?

Lol. This thread made my day.

how do you know about them?

well everyone knows that if you want to get a time machine to work your going to need some alot of power. like a few jigawatts o power. and you can only really get that much power from some plutonium. and who else has that for sale besides the Libyans?

You sly devil, would you want to partake in this time travel?

QFT.

sure why not. im up for an adventure!

Alright man, awesome! I'm debating if I want to come along, though.
Do you think it's safe?

it should be. i mean whats the worse that can happen? its not like your mom will fall in love with you instead of your father right

hahahaha.

wait..what? D:


Damnit, guys, my dad's supervisor (biff) wrecked our car.

YOU CAN'T OVER POWER THE FLUX CAPACITOR
YOU COULD OPEN AN IRREVERSIBLE RIFT

And whom would you be? Are you a future man of sorts?

THE FLUX CAPACITOR NEED 1.5 MILLION VOLTS OF STRAIGHT ELECTRIC CURRENT TO STABILIZE, OTHERWISE THE DELOREAN WILL BE THRUST INTO A SEMI-PROJECTED TRAVEL PHASE

Enough of this tomfoolery, you're obviously not the true Doc.

Marty, dump Jennifer. You want me instead, our kid won't be a screw up like Marty McFly Jr. which means there won't be a bad sequel! Although I like the second film, it's probably the worst one :/

If your going to time travel

Your going to need me

Because Ive done it before

How does one know that I will have a kid? Tell me more, oh lady of the future <3


If I need grammar help I certainly won't need you.

The DeLorean will get smashed up on a train track if you get with Jennifer.
You should get with me, chicken. Or the world will implode without me.

Biff can kick your ass.

You suck at playing guitar.

OH DEAR.
I don't think I'm ready for another relationship, though. D:
I'M JUST NOT WILLING TO COMMIT.

I forgot to mention that playing Johnny B. Goode will in fact save your life.

I guess you're not ready for that yet, but you're kids are gonna love it.

A one night stand is all it takes to save the world.

did you just call marty a... chicken?

That was the improper use of you're, MARTIN

Done and done. <3


Pfft, back off man. I'm only 17.

EEEEEEEEEE
I mean, good choice Marty.

I recommend you try not to get off with your mum when you travel back in time. You might cease to exist, or the world might collapse with all the paradoxes.

This adventure sounds dangerous, think I might just go hang with Bill & Ted and go on their excellent adventure.

Time travelling in a phone box is pretty bogus, though.

But they're in a band, a band, I could really make my big break in that.

Wyld Stallyns are most excellent, yeah, given. But I thought Marty was a lone ranger?

You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Emily. A rebel. So long, Emily.

Hail Grammar Nazi

Pretty sure It'd be; "Hail the grammar Nazi!".

I DON'T CARE! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE A TIME TRAVELLER'S WIFE?!

Ouch, I just got owned

By the way, you are worthy enough to recieve my 69th forum message

LOL 69

Edit: Oh no, no more 69 forum messages, oh I'm so mature.

Done and done. <3

i would go with you guyses but i would think that id get us all killed along the way...