http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck/
wow just wow
Full Version: Man has sex with steel bench
Hahaha I liked the writer's sense of humor
where did you find this? what exactly where you googling?
QUOTE(ericballard @ Aug. 14, 2008. 10:36 PM) [snapback]1153142[/snapback]
where did you find this? what exactly where you googling?
i wasnt googling
my friend found it and he showed it to me
Who ever drew that is better at art than Marco.
Hahaha wow.
" a Toilet paper roll", seriously?
Benches are a fuckin good lay.
QUOTE(overlord_73 @ Aug. 14, 2008. 11:06 PM) [snapback]1153189[/snapback]
Benches are a fuckin good lay.
http://www.smosh.com/forums/user302705 ?
QUOTE(Tortilluh @ Aug. 15, 2008. 04:07 PM) [snapback]1153193[/snapback]
QUOTE(overlord_73 @ Aug. 14, 2008. 11:06 PM) [snapback]1153189[/snapback]
Benches are a fuckin good lay.
http://www.smosh.com/forums/user302705 ?Lulz. I said let me sex you to that bench.
BENCH?
Lulz.
So what?
I had sex with a steel wench
Those antennae? Handlebars.
I had sex with a steel wench
Those antennae? Handlebars.
QUOTE(MEAD @ Aug. 14, 2008. 09:01 PM) [snapback]1153266[/snapback]
So what?
I had sex with a steel wench
Those antennae? Handlebars.
Hahahahahahahahahah :]
QUOTE(MEAD @ Aug. 15, 2008. 12:01 AM) [snapback]1153266[/snapback]
So what?
I had sex with a steel wench
Those antennae? Handlebars.
WHAT A SLUT!
ROSIE SLEPT WITH YOU TOO?!
his poor professor plum.
QUOTE(overlord_73 @ Aug. 14, 2008. 10:52 PM) [snapback]1153168[/snapback]
QUOTE(overlord_73 @ Aug. 15, 2008. 02:06 AM) [snapback]1153189[/snapback]
Benches are a fuckin good lay.
lolwut?
thats one really weird story
but i agree lol
that was a really weird story...but funny
Is that possible? Where the fuck did that guy put his penis?
QUOTE(OMFGxiTSxCHERYL @ Aug. 15, 2008. 06:18 AM) [snapback]1153468[/snapback]
Is that possible? Where the fuck did that guy put his penis?
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he decided to attempt to satisfy his sexual appetites by inserting his penis into one of numerous small holes in a steel park bench
OMFGCHERYL READ THE ARTICLE WHEN ONE IS PROVIDED.dumb ho.
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QUOTE(OMFGxiTSxCHERYL @ Aug. 15, 2008. 06:18 AM)
Is that possible? Where the fuck did that guy put his penis?
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he decided to attempt to satisfy his sexual appetites by inserting his penis into one of numerous small holes in a steel park bench
OMFGCHERYL READ THE ARTICLE WHEN ONE IS PROVIDED.
dumb ho.
Is that possible? Where the fuck did that guy put his penis?
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he decided to attempt to satisfy his sexual appetites by inserting his penis into one of numerous small holes in a steel park bench
OMFGCHERYL READ THE ARTICLE WHEN ONE IS PROVIDED.
dumb ho.
Seriously, Why would i read the fucking article? I'm too lazy. Everyone this day in age is. So therefore the dumb ho is you.
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QUOTE(Tortilluh @ Aug. 15, 2008. 06:40 AM) [snapback]1153476[/snapback]
QUOTE(OMFGxiTSxCHERYL @ Aug. 15, 2008. 06:18 AM) [snapback]1153468[/snapback]
Is that possible? Where the fuck did that guy put his penis?
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he decided to attempt to satisfy his sexual appetites by inserting his penis into one of numerous small holes in a steel park bench
OMFGCHERYL READ THE ARTICLE WHEN ONE IS PROVIDED.dumb ho.
HAHAHA. that is hilarious. horny old bastard.
LOL.
i've heard about the man that had sex with a deer but this is funnier.
i've heard about the man that had sex with a deer but this is funnier.
Wtf.
he must have had a small cock, cuz the holes on that bench were quite tiny
QUOTE(arsenalmr92 @ Aug. 15, 2008. 10:20 AM) [snapback]1153502[/snapback]
he must have had a small cock, cuz the holes on that bench were quite tiny
Asian.
And I prefer bleachers.
That is fucking great.
I want to hump a steel bench now.
hahahaha thats fuckin hilarious i saw on the news once about another guys having sex with a picnic table lol but this beats that
QUOTE(MEAD @ Aug. 15, 2008. 02:01 AM) [snapback]1153266[/snapback]
So what?
I had sex with a steel wench
Those antennae? Handlebars.
i dont want to know what a blowjob would be like from that thing.
QUOTE(ericballard @ Aug. 15, 2008. 12:37 PM) [snapback]1153639[/snapback]
QUOTE(MEAD @ Aug. 15, 2008. 02:01 AM) [snapback]1153266[/snapback]
So what?
I had sex with a steel wench
Those antennae? Handlebars.
i dont want to know what a blowjob would be like from that thing.
cold
I LOLed.
This thread is disturbing.
PENIS!
This is sickening.
At least he can tell his friends that he got layed that night 
QUOTE(MEAD @ Aug. 15, 2008. 03:01 AM) [snapback]1153266[/snapback]
So what?
I had sex with a steel wench
Those antennae? Handlebars.
^HAHAHA. That made my day.
I always knew Rosie got around. Who can resist that voluptuous hunk of steel?
he fails
A park bench? Wow. I dont know how steel would satisfy someone, what ever floats his boat.
I just lol'd so hard, i'm stuck in a bench.
hahhahaha thats great....i wonder how crazy you must be to try to have sex with a bench!!!
haha wow
haha wow
QUOTE(iluvdance @ Aug. 15, 2008. 09:26 PM) [snapback]1154357[/snapback]
hahhahaha thats great....i wonder how crazy you must be to try to have sex with a bench!!!
haha wow
Due to people nowadays, not that crazy.
QUOTE(WandDrummer @ Aug. 15, 2008. 10:26 AM) [snapback]1153948[/snapback]
At least he can tell his friends that he got layed that night
MAN = me
BENCH = iluvdance
BENCH = iluvdance
QUOTE(KWcomicbookhero @ Aug. 15, 2008. 09:33 PM) [snapback]1154389[/snapback]
MAN = me
BENCH = iluvdance
Eww... you got your penis stuck in her.
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