So what is the big mystery. Well it's this.

WHY DO GUYS HAVE NIPPLES?

Let's try and solve this once and for all. Let's face it, men don't breastfeed, so what's the use for them?

Men have nipples because God wanted to make sure Smosh never ran short of shitty threads.

for pleasure of course

Like, let's ask these guys.

ZOINKS!

man you're an idiot this thread is bullshit like Jaguar3529 said.

i do believe jag called this thread shitty, and not "bullshit."


otherwise he could have closed it. lol.

Because God felt like it.

well sorry i'm not as smart as you madam

because in the womb they develop nipples before the male sexual organs develop producing the hormones to stop nipple and breast growth.

Correct matt

Because everyone is born female and stays a woman or develops into a male.


GO SCIENCE GO!

I could tell this thread wasn't going to be very intelligent.

So based on this men are in fact an evolution of the species.

WIN!

So creeps such as myself could get pleasure from having them tweaked.

So creeps such as myself could get pleasure from having them tweaked.

i love you

Wee ar smarterer beecuze wee eevulvd

cuz when they get fat then they can have boobs!

Because that's the way it is.

but i think my answer ^^ is the right one

get back in health/science class and dont make anymore shitty threads.

Has someone won a gold medal for the right answer?

So that smosh never runs out of opportunities for iluvedance to look even more like a fucking dickhead

I lol'd, thanks Rethy.

but i think you^^should shut up

once again i do not want to play your childish games

again i will post elsewhere and hope you dont follow

so guys have something to pierce

That is the worst question I have heard today.

You say it because you have experienced that yourself. amirite.

like you?

Hahaha, this reminds me of a comment I read a while ago. I don't remember who said it but the person said that when he or she was younger that they were afraid of falling on concrete and scraping off their nipples.

I know you have, you even tried sucking them off.


LMAO

lmao

Fuck You Fat ass.

that made me lol

reminded me of what my momma told me

said when i was a baby i pulled my dads nipple ring out :]

im such a good daughter

bahahahahaaa this is a question I've always wondered too..

You like to pull on things don't you?

5k posts of PURE SHIT.

I think a little less than that, and I suppose this Topic helps you prove that doesn't it, due to the fact that this topic is pure shit, why not make it shittier?

Oh you and your shit posts.

iluvdance posted in here. It can't get any shittier.

shit





i lol'd five or six times

bewbz

O Rly?

I think we need some pics of the female counterpart for comparison.

i second that motion