mine is probably "i lost my number, can i have yours"
or "i dont have a library card, but i'd like to check you out"

Pick up lines are stupid.

True Pickup lines are dumb but funny when people use them and get rejected.

Like on the internet

ya i know they are but they can be funny 2

Here's a pick up line people I dare you to try

You: Nice Tits wanna go out.

I don't like pick up lines.
I don't even laugh at them.

some dude tried a pickup line on me like yesterday.
it was really st00pid.
it was like
"You know what would look great on you? Me."
i lol'd.

Why So Serious?

Hehe I don't use em All I do is laugh at em.

Why don't you laugh at em some are actually quite funnay.

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Not to me. :/

I don't get it ):

Teh Dark Night~!@!

not funny & never make me laugh.
if a guy uses one on me or a girl then they will think
'they just want in my pants' & say no.
unless you find that stuff cool ?

Already a thread.

Thank u Captain Obvious

Hey uh, theres already a thread.

You already said that

ohgawdlawl. srsly.

Yeah, I found a thread like this. There's definitely already one of these.

like seriously shut up

There's already a thread for Pick Up Lines.

Now it's all clear

lol

The meaning of life.

you are so deep =]

Yes, yes, I know. :]

o: !

good job
u deserve a cookie

pickup lines are only good to laugh at.

"Did you fart? Because you just blew me away."

~ i used that for the forum game. haha.

Where is it ?

in the cookie jar

He stole it!



Cookie monster strikes again!

I want my damn cookie.

Cookie monster Strikes again

DUN DUN DUN!

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I don't get it.

haha! ftw

hey! hey! hey! grab my ass! if they say no i say can i grab yours? ussally works.

omg.
you win.

i lol'd.

I R dumb I don't get it ):

someone explain (:

chloraform is a poison that you can put on a rag to knock a person out almost instantly. the are past out for a while too hence in the case "does this rag smell like chloraform" there gonna knock you out and rape you without you ever knoing what happened.

lol, this thread is hilarious... i haven't got one, i just go with the flow

Ohhhhhhhh Ya I remember seeing someone do that on a movie

ive got my library card and im checkin you out! lol

In my tenth grade history class, we were talking about the '20s in America and my history teacher was telling us about pick up lines. It was funny because he used that line as an example. It wasn't so funny that he said it to me.



Hahahaha yes it was.

omg so funny i would probly fall for that.....

it took me awhile to get it though. haha

your cute wanna fuck? is always a winner with the people i kno.....it never gets past the answer tho....

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

ha ha

i wanna have sex with you....i mean i wanna buy you a drink.

for the record it's:
"Can I borrow your library card?"
-wait for response-
"Cause I'm checking you out."

(works every time)

Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

Who cares about Pick-up lines?
IF you like a girl/guy.
Let them know the good way, by say 'Hey what's up, I'm (enter name here).'

Guaranteed for a short convo.