I picked Answer 4

I would use a lot of forward slashes and parentheses so that I make sure to encompass all parties and pluralities that my statements pertain to or are directed at.

So you mean you would cuss at them alot?

Basically.

If I heard an intruder I would run to my grandmother's room and lock the door. I'd wake her up and call the police. Then I'd open the window and make it look like I'd tried to escape and hide in the bathtub with her, just in case the intruder could get the bedroom door down.

hit them with a can.

Lock the door and go out my closet window and on the roof above the porch...then i'd be able to walk around and jump on one of the cars and get down safely. =D

I'd do a barrel roll.

freak out and call 911. i would be really scared. if i was too scared to pic up the phone,i would press the police car on the alarm in my house. and the police would comeee

but about i think 7 years ago when ppl broke in when my fam wasnt home my dad was being stupid and called my mom first. then called 911. ever since then i always turn the alarm on.

I would do the first one.

i'd kill him with my bat.

I dunno.
Hide?

put my bitch ring on.

first i would grab my buck knife and go to my lil sisters room. lock the door. go out the window. break open the basement window. go to the gun vault. shoot him in the face. then the nuts. then pistol whip him.

Since i have a large poker chip case i would throw that at the intruder if he was coming up my stairs from behind, If he was coming in through the windows I'd just use a knife lol and threaten him, if he had a gun I'd beg for mercy

I'd grab my cell phone then jump out the window and run to my neighbors house while calling 911.