is that a mirror in your pocket cos i can see myself in your pants

i like secks... do you like secks?

i hope you never get in my pants.
i know you will never get in my pants.
also, who carries glass (mirrors) in there pants.

How much does a polar bear weigh?......... Just enough to break the ice

rofl.
ownage.

Not really. It's common sense you don't wear Glass Mirrors in your pants

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Super Smash Bro's Brawl rox plx?

They usually don't work

That only works if they're wearing pants...what if it's summer and she's wearing shorts or something?
I think this is technically a "Seasonal Pick Up Lines"

Hahahahahahahahah wtf.

I wonder what kind of pathetic loser actually tries to use one of these corny pick up lines XD

I don't think there's alot of people that actually use them.

if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

I've got an erection. Get on it.

Truthfully, I think they're kind of cute, if they're used in the right way.
My friend said one to me a while ago. I thought it was adorable.

lol i actually sorta like that.. as in the line.. not you in my pants.

Don't choke when I stick it down your throat.



If i was a dude, I'd be a major horn dog.
And I would seriously say that to every fuckable bitch on da block, nigz.

Ye-uh.

im really surprised people love / use my quote a lot =)
its even in a sig.
mhmmmm :D

LOL, who put it in their sig. i wanna see that.

nice rack.
id like to lick it.

lol'd real fucking hard.

see, it broke the ice.
i didnt even need a polar bear joke for this one.

How about you take all you clothes off.

ur hawt.

Would you like to see my penis?


Smooth moves.

that'll take you right to 6th base... and you thought there were only four...