I have to present a speech in my communications class describing my greatest achievement. I sincerely don't think I have one, which makes this assignment ridiculously hard. My question to you is, what is your greatest achievement and why? I'd appreciate it if you were serious about it, but I know there are those of you out there that can't wait to make a joke out this so I'm not going to try to stop you.

I can pee upside down.

well...i can imitate a dolphin (the sound, i mean)

but i think the for real, is i'm able to be calm in hard situations.
like my reaction when a guy tried to kidnap me.
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guy pointing a gun: get in the car!!!
Me: *froze*
Guy: get in the car bitch or i will shoot you!!
Me: No way, if you shoot me here i have more chances to survive than if i get inside this car, wanna shoot me, shoot me then!

then i star to calmly walk away (in zigzag, if he was about to shoot me i would not make it easy), and he went off.
after i got home, i panic. (i couldn't walk for sometime in that day)
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i have the gift to don't panic until i'm safe

That's amazing. I have no idea what I would do in that type of situation. But like you, I tend to panic after something happens. For instance, a few months ago I was walking in my school parking lot one morning and out of nowhere someone comes speeding into the aisle I'm walking in and clips me. I fall to the ground and am in total shock while they just continue driving. I actually go to my class and tell a friend what happened and they convinced me to report it. Turns out the person who hit me was actually in my class.

I can lick my elbow.
Quite a talent, I must say.

Mine was probably not failing 8th grade.
Seriously, I failed all 4 quarters of math.

reminds me of daxflame.

If I could go back to the 8th grade, I would. Not a care in the world. Grades were merely for your own satisfaction, they didn't count for anything.

i jogged today, and didn't die.

Uhmm. Probably the award I won last year for outstanding acting in a production. It was this big ole' competition thing. Its not insanely cool or anything. But I felt pretty freakin' special at the time.

Wow. Let me think here.... it was probably one of my stories. The longest one I've ever written is almost 200 pages, so I'd say that's it.

I wrote this post dammit!

two for one on halo 3 probably the hardest achievment ever

I can do a back flip.

In an annual competition called World Math Day, I placed #1 in the world, competing against thirty-four different countries.

Watched every Smosh video in one day !

My greatest talent is being an unpretentious pretentious douchebag

Achievement, not talent you fucking idiot.

Lasting a year with my boyfriend (:

Yes, I understand that the title of the thread is "Greatest Achievement"

Is there anything else you'd like to add?

Got out of bed to day

I already added the 'fucking idiot' bit. Should I be adding something more?




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Well, it's your jurisdiction--

If it satisfies you, go right ahead

Listening to every single track of St. Anger

I can shoot my own knuckle babies into my mouth.

Idk.. I guess, when I won my 6th grade spelling bee. And I came in second place in 5th grade. A 6th grader beat me, lol.

HAHAHA.
/applaud.

1) Reaching 20,000 honorable kills in a /played time of 11 days on my 29 twink (world of warcraft)
2) Getting the opportunity to study medicine
3) Making honor roll in highschool

haha.

LOL
i remember the greatest thing i ever did (conscientiously)!
was make my ex need some professional help after i took revenge! (and i was only 13)
he needed to go to the psychologist thanks to me =)
i'm so proud of it LoL

I wish I could do a backflip. I'm just too scared to break my neck if I attempt it.

no.

Actually getting my double art a level after losing 2 major projects.

Two For One on Halo 3.
Hardest achievement EVAR.


You must be very glad that you have no life.

So let me get this straight. Reaching 20,000 kills trumps education?

i'm not very successful...

I can do a barrel roll.