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ScrapeWisdom
Please, no shitty jokes.

why didnt superman save everyone in the twin towers?






they didnt have a wheelchair ramp.
MisterMarty
Sorry Zach, this one is terrible and makes no sense but it tickles me.


Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

[spoiler]Fo Drizzle.[/spoiler]
imboard
QUOTE(MisterMarty @ Nov. 2, 2008. 04:45 PM) [snapback]1285748[/snapback]

Sorry Zach, this one is terrible and makes no sense but it tickles me.


Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

[spoiler]Fo Drizzle.[/spoiler]


ha, my friend told me that one
julialovessmosh
lolll.
it tickles me too XD
beavith
so a blonde, a brunnete, and a red head decide to have a race.

they decided to swim breast stroke across the english channel.

first the brunnete gets there.

a few minutes later the red head gets to the finish line.

hours pass when finally the blonde arrives. very angry.

"you cheaters! "you used your hands!!"

heylookitsellie
why?
beavith
wtf do you mean why?
ScrapeWisdom
What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

[spoiler]Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo.[/spoiler]
liviwhit
hah oopps this one isnt good but o well

knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didnt say banana
beavith
QUOTE(liviwhit @ Nov. 2, 2008. 06:54 PM) [snapback]1285761[/snapback]

hi there! im a 7-year old.

Jessicaax
QUOTE(liviwhit @ Nov. 2, 2008. 07:54 PM) [snapback]1285761[/snapback]

hah oopps this one isnt good but o well

knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didnt say banana

i hate that joke. not funny at all.
MasterPwner
Sarah Palin
Member_22
QUOTE(ScrapeWisdom @ Nov. 2, 2008. 04:54 PM) [snapback]1285760[/snapback]

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

[spoiler]Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo.[/spoiler]


Fuck you.
hellomynameiskassie
I love Zach.
ericballard
haha.
mydadwasahobo
Nothing beats the original joke thread.
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