Full Version: try to make me laugh
here post funny jokes and try to make me lol
What the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
- Where's my tractor?
- Where's my tractor?
hm..........
i dont know what did the chicken say to the corné
i dont know what did the chicken say to the corné
What a dumbass. And.. that actually made me giggle Scrape.
QUOTE(ScrapeWisdom @ Nov. 21, 2008. 09:20 PM) [snapback]1306448[/snapback]
What the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
- Where's my tractor?
i like this one.
QUOTE(ScrapeWisdom @ Nov. 21, 2008. 09:20 PM) [snapback]1306448[/snapback]
What the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
- Where's my tractor?
lol
supercolin, I will not have you using the computer to talk on forums. There could be paedophiles on this thing. The computer is for homework only. No pudding for you for a week.
Your mother.
Your mother.
why did Elizabeth brush her hair?
I dunno... i guess it was knotty or something.
I dunno... i guess it was knotty or something.
Why is it bad to be a black jew?
you have to sit in the back of the oven.
you have to sit in the back of the oven.
What's brown and sticky...
A stick...
I actually crack up everytime I hear that.
A stick...
I actually crack up everytime I hear that.
how did the boy fall off his bike?
[spoiler]
someone threw a fridge at him.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]
someone threw a fridge at him.[/spoiler]
QUOTE(Mitch @ Nov. 22, 2008. 11:34 AM) [snapback]1306832[/snapback]
how did the boy fall off his bike?
[spoiler]
someone threw a fridge at him.[/spoiler]
LULLZZ
QUOTE(Mitch @ Nov. 22, 2008. 05:34 AM) [snapback]1306832[/snapback]
how did the boy fall off his bike?
[spoiler]
someone threw a fridge at him.[/spoiler]
Hahahaha love it.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
- The pilot, you racist.
- The pilot, you racist.
What's the difference between a sandwich and a 4 year old girl?
[spoiler]You don't have sex with the sandwich before eating it[/spoiler]
[spoiler]You don't have sex with the sandwich before eating it[/spoiler]
QUOTE(ScrapeWisdom @ Nov. 22, 2008. 11:56 AM) [snapback]1306993[/snapback]
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
- The pilot, you racist.
haha
*Found this on a website:
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:
Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
Bimbag - a blonde's purse
Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
Bimboette - a young blonde
Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall
*I have nothing against blondes
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:
Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
Bimbag - a blonde's purse
Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
Bimboette - a young blonde
Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall
*I have nothing against blondes
Two sheep walk into a bar
lol
LOL!
lol
LOL!
A man walks into his house only to find his girlfriend packing up her things, the man asks "Why are you packing up all of your things?", his girlfriend said "well, people around town have been calling you a pedophile". The man replies "oh my! that's an awful big word for a 6 year old to say".
Wow, That one was funny SW.
knock knock.
who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
I thought you said you'll never forget!
who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
I thought you said you'll never forget!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
- They lost their two towers.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
- You'd kill yourself too if you had a name like UUUUUUUIOOROORK
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
- She needs the other to groan
- They lost their two towers.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
- You'd kill yourself too if you had a name like UUUUUUUIOOROORK
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
- She needs the other to groan
my jokes are all only funny if you hear them because they involve funny noises
QUOTE(ScrapeWisdom @ Nov. 22, 2008. 01:48 PM) [snapback]1307030[/snapback]
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
- They lost their two towers.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
- You'd kill yourself too if you had a name like UUUUUUUIOOROORK
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
- She needs the other to groan
LOL'D HARD.
There were 2 muffins in an oven, the first one says,"Boy, is it getting hot in here!"
The second one says, "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Get's me everytime.
QUOTE(ScrapeWisdom @ Nov. 22, 2008. 12:08 PM) [snapback]1307014[/snapback]
A man walks into his house only to find his girlfriend packing up her things, the man asks "Why are you packing up all of your things?", his girlfriend said "well, people around town have been calling you a pedophile". The man replies "oh my! that's an awful big word for a 6 year old to say".
lol
what does a Xbox 360 and michael jackson have in common?
little kids both turn them on
little kids both turn them on
BRING ON THE WALL
QUOTE(arrom55 @ Nov. 22, 2008. 12:59 PM) [snapback]1307087[/snapback]
what does a Xbox 360 and michael jackson have in common?
little kids both turn them on
they use special remotes for the wii
QUOTE(jenn7205 @ Nov. 22, 2008. 09:50 AM) [snapback]1307075[/snapback]
QUOTE(ScrapeWisdom @ Nov. 22, 2008. 01:48 PM) [snapback]1307030[/snapback]
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
- They lost their two towers.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
- You'd kill yourself too if you had a name like UUUUUUUIOOROORK
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
- She needs the other to groan
LOL'D HARD.
There were 2 muffins in an oven, the first one says,"Boy, is it getting hot in here!"
The second one says, "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Get's me everytime.
QUOTE(A7X_BananaNose_A7X @ Nov. 22, 2008. 11:03 AM) [snapback]1307098[/snapback]
QUOTE(arrom55 @ Nov. 22, 2008. 12:59 PM) [snapback]1307087[/snapback]
what does a Xbox 360 and michael jackson have in common?
little kids both turn them on
they use special remotes for the wii
i dont get that lol
Scrape is funny, therefore nobody else should try to tell jokes.
QUOTE(MisterMarty @ Nov. 22, 2008. 10:17 AM) [snapback]1307116[/snapback]
Scrape is funny, therefore nobody else should try to tell jokes.
Agreed
QUOTE(MisterMarty @ Nov. 22, 2008. 12:17 PM) [snapback]1307116[/snapback]
Scrape is funny, therefore nobody else should try to tell jokes.
QUOTE(dinocorn-goat @ Nov. 22, 2008. 01:36 PM) [snapback]1307140[/snapback]
QUOTE(MisterMarty @ Nov. 22, 2008. 12:17 PM) [snapback]1307116[/snapback]
Scrape is funny, therefore nobody else should try to tell jokes.
QUOTE(Jessicaax @ Nov. 22, 2008. 07:29 PM) [snapback]1307221[/snapback]
QUOTE(dinocorn-goat @ Nov. 22, 2008. 01:36 PM) [snapback]1307140[/snapback]
QUOTE(MisterMarty @ Nov. 22, 2008. 12:17 PM) [snapback]1307116[/snapback]
Scrape is funny, therefore nobody else should try to tell jokes.
No, the people who came up with the jokes Scrape posted are the actual 'funny' ones. Only shitting with ya Wisdom. Go ahead and have your moment
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