My friend and secret crush Ezra hides stuff from everyone around him. So I pretended to be my sister to see if he liked me and that she stole my phone so here is the conversation...
Hanna-So, do you miss Olivia?
Ezra-Yes I do miss her a ton. She is the most beautiful person I have ever seen with a gorgeous face and body. I was just embarrased to tell her.
Hanna-No you don't! Olivia is so ugly! You're probably happy not to see her ugly, fat face every day!
Ezra-How is she fat!? She is perfect in every way
Hanna-Haha you're funny! She is terrible. I have no clue how she has friends.
Ezra-Well you don't have any friends so you wouldn't know. She is absolutely amazing.
Hanna-I have tons of friends! You're just jealous of me
Ezra-Why would I be jealous of a flat ugly 10 year old!?!? Aside from you're amazing sister, I would never want to be in your house.
Hanna-I can't believe you're saying this! You must not know her too well cause she is NO WHERE NEAR amazing
Ezra-I know her better than you'll ever understand, if you know what I mean
Hanna-Wow you're perverted
Ezra-And you're a loser. But I'm not complaining. Just give the phone back to Olivia so I can talk with her. I'm like DYING here!
Hanna-Fine. I'm glad I don't have to talk to you anymore. You're crazy if you're saying thus stuff about her. Well here she is
(This is when I go back to being me)
Ezra-Olivia?
Olivia-Now it's me yeah...Do you really think that about me? Or were you just, like, joking?
Ezra-Just pissing Hanna off lol
(This is when I got all depressed)
Olivia-Haha ok. It kinda didn't work though :-P
Ezra-Haha
Olivia-So...truth
Ezra-It's my turn. Truth
Olivia-Haha whoops sorry. Lemme think...what's the whole point of guys dating older girls?
Ezra-Idk
Olivia-Alrighty then. Truth
Ezra-Did you want me to actually think what I said?
Olivia-OMG I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO ASK THAT!!!!!! Well idk. I read what she said to you and then I like screamed at her. But it sounded kind of real.
Ezra-What she said or what I said? And that doesn't answer the question lol
Olivia-Lol what you said. But idk if I wanted you to think it.
(I didn't know what else to say)
Ezra-Oh ok. G2g. Dinner. Bbl
Olivia-Uh huh. K bye.