"Did you fart? Because you blew me away"

Probably the WORST I've ever heard.

*sorry if there's a similar board

That is one of the worst =\

"My car is probably nicer than any other guy's you'll ever meet, so you might as well settle now."

Works.

lmao wat kind of person would say that xD?

Want to see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it definitely ain't floppy.
xD
I would die if someone said that to me.

lmao wat kind of person would say that xD?
~X~
A lady's man.
That's for sure.

^^ Lmfao

BWAHAAHAHA.
How about this?
"My love is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

I don't have any depth perception, so as far as I know, we're already close.

Aren't there like 4 pick up line threads?

Aren't there like 4 pick up line threads?
~X~
Maybe.
Dunno.

Do you know how to quote? Lol

Do you know how to quote? Lol
~X~
The boxes make my comp. crazy):


"Got any raisins? No? How about a date?"

I know what you're thinking...and yes, I do look good.

Hahahaha xD
That's useful.

I like the diarrhea and the fart one. : D

I know you're a Hufflepuff, but I'd love to Slytherin you.

I was going to say that.

=(

"Girl you look so good i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll"
- Fresh Prince of Bel Air lol

OR

"I've seen your picture, its in the dictionary under, KABLAM!!"
XD LOL

the obvious ones. they work cuz you get them laughing cuz they know you're joking. you can trust me.

don't use "nice legs when do they open" cuz it's just awkward...you can trust me on that one too

You win.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

Festive! :]

ok here's a few ive heard

do you have a mirror in your pocket??
cuz i can see myself in your pants.

do you sleep on your stomach
can i?

awww look its cute like a teddy....do i get to sleep with it?

here have some skittles one condition... i get to taste the rainbow

i lost my number can i borrow yours?

-throws money in air-
me:what r u doing?
guy:tipping god
me: why?
guy: for giving me someone as beautiful as you.

are you sure you belong here? cuz i think gods sent me an angel


i hear a lot of those but some of the ones here are really creative.

Have you cleaned your panties with windex?
I can practically see myself in them

''Omg i have this rare tropical diesese and i need to have sex in the next five minutes or ill die!'' OR ''hey omg i love burgers... my names brian btw! are you single?''
lol!

favorite.

"You'll do"

-My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
-How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.
-What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper
- would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.


Do you want to play army. (she says) how do you play that. i lay down and you blow the shit out of me.

lets play carpenter; heres how to play--you get hammered, and i nail you

corny i know it's all i can think of right now

I like that one. and the diarrhea one.

My friend got a couple mixed up:

"Is that a bunny in your pants? Because I'd like to feed it my carrot."

And here's my favorite:

(With hands on her shoulders) "Oh those are shoulder blades? I thought they were wings."

Aaaand here's the worst:

(Groping her chest) "I thought your name tag was braille."

is your dad a carpenter because i got wood in my pants.

defentiy you go ask a girl if shes ever kissed a bunny in between the ears and if she says no then you pull your pockets out of your pants and say would you like to

<:) party hat face

I lost my phone number can i have yours?

Lol

abseloutely hillarious im gonna try this one.

i scraped my knees falling for you

used on me the other day :]

Get your rat out love!

this guy is fucking awesome!!!!!
i love the 1st and the 3rd one!!!

if i could rearange the alphabet i would put the letters U and I together...

"I have my library card and I'm checking you out"

"if you were my homework i'd do you evry night"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over

Strange, I was just about to post a very similar one. And I come in here and this is the first post to show.

"Can I flirt with you?"
Some random guy asked me that like 2 weeks ago...

are u tired?
because you've been running through my mind all day.

That one's weak, And old.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

LAME.

Gosh.

"Can I rape you?"