This is where we guys can just put our feet up and chill, talk about man stuff. Grab a red plastic cup, crank the Dave Matthews up to 6, strip down to your underwear, wrestle a larger man, you know, whatever. Just bro out.
Only rules:
NO GIRLS
What happens in here, stays in here (Bro secrets, bro)

Bro?

Bro.

everyone thinks i'm a stoner because i begin 90% of my sentences with "dude" or "bro".

I'ma girl.
Oh shi-

BANNED MEMBER.

what is this

i don't even

To be quite honest, I don't know why I said that.

broseph, yo back

My bro! Jetskis! Cabo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

We should just post pictures of our dicks on here, ya know...to prove we're dudes. You first.

i want a blue cup

Woah Man, Thats the most acid Ive ever seen anyone take.

what the hell is going on

I like to slap bitches, bro.

Fuck girls, man. They're only good for cleaning and being in the kitchen

Other than that, they fuck EVERYTHING up.

Well thats not cool.

Who's up for some pong?!

BEER PONG, ME AND DAVID (devine) ON A TEAM.
I wanna play against Nick and Zach
We could totally kick their asses

Bro.

Can I get a re-rack?

Girls are only good for 3 things:
-Cooking
-Cleaning
and vaginas

It doesn't have to be negative, unless everyone you speak to are narrow-minded.


Where the fck have you been Pedro?!

Oh, I've been lurking around. Drinking beer and injecting illegal substances!

Come to Stockholm and we shall use illegal substances like never before.

Well, this didn't last long before going downhill.

I just wanna witness the bro rape...

GTFO.

Awesome. A party with no vagina.
Maybe we can have some mutual masturbation later.

I've got fucking herpes, man

Vaginas: JUST SAY NO!

I wasn't sure if bro was a local thing, but now I know you guys are just stupid/unexposed to this variation on the common douchebag. Here's a guide!
http://howto.thetunafish.com/?p=26%3C/span...3Cspan%20style=

I own a RAZR.

Woah, woah, woah. We call that "giving daps" in here.


Damn straight. Pedro, you have a guitar, let's bro out to some sweet jams, have you picked up any tabs?

what up brodads

Let's do Tenacious D!
We'll so be rolling in pussy!!1

yo broskis

Dutch Rudders all around.

THE MOST BRO SHIT EVER

Show me your genitals

That's not bro, dewdski. Plus, you can't tell me those guys didn't get some enjoyment out of trashing that house.

I just finished jerking my cock to the thought of myself wearing a visor sideways and upside down.

Pastel-colored polos are next. Gotta go fetch some more KY.

So who watched the football games today, bros?

'CAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE PUSSY IF YOU DIDN'T

I watched them with my bros and we totally got our bro on.

We gave dick fives every time our team scored.

YOU SHOULDA BEEN THERE, BRO.

If you lived in Detroit you'd be straight right now.

Broseph, im so jealous.
AND I TOTALLY WATCHED IT AT FUCKING BOSTON PIZZA
but actually.
i did.

Last time I looked it was like 13 to 41 or something.

Ur on the internet. The boy to girl ratio is like 80:1 in the first place.

I like pussy, bro.

Someone smack that bitch, bro.

Bro, that ratio don't look too good for us. We still need a place where we can chill and just celebrate having Y-chromosomes.