Why would anyone eat the blandest tasting vegetable in existance? The only reason you buy a carrot is because it is the only orange vegetable, which is mocking the bland potato or cauliflower. Thats right, I've actually thought about these kinds of things.

Have a cookie.

yo dawg i heard you like carrots so we put a carrot in your carrot so you can get your beta carotene while u get your beta carotene

Gotta love that carotene.

I bloody love carrots.

Well, your one of the freaks in this world that prefers the bland tastes in life. I prefer somehing to be multi-purpose and edible.

Carrots are awesome.

You have obviously never indulged in glazed carrots.

cold baby carrots + ranch dip is fucking delicious.

fuck yes.

Since when were carrots bland? I love cold carrots as they are. I don't find anything bland about them at all.

Raw peeled carrots = heaven.

<3

I really hate carrots.

they're not that bland, your tastebuds are just messed up.

No, they are boring as hell. The potato on the other hand, that is a true vegetable. It has so many different ways to be eaten, and all of them are amazing. Carrots are only good cold and raw. Cook them and *insert odd noise here*. That happens.

I hate cooked carrots

It isn't unanimous. Now sprouts, they are hated by all.

I like sprouts. They have a unique taste. I like that about them. They also make me fart like a bastard.

They could turn you orange !

That they could! Also, contrary to popular belief, they don't help you see in the dark. The things that help you see in the dark are eyes wearing night-vision goggles!

I thought they helped you have better sight, not to help you see in the dark.. oh well...

yeah, the beta carotene in them improves and sharpens eyesight.

Nah, it was seeing in the dark. Who starts these rumors, that's what i would like to know. Ho-hum, I'm getting slightly bored of my carrot argument, because i was in an odd state of mind at the time.

No, it was that carrots improve your vision.

If it were seeing in the dark, a lot more people would probably want to eat carrots.

Well, i have been informed by the wrong people. That is what i want to know, who starts these rumors? It is such a drag, that we have to deal with these things!

<3 Carrots

relevant post.

boil dem bitches!! MMMMM

glaze them in cinnamon

i love carrots! spesh steamed ones.

OM NOM NOM

STEP AWAY FROM MY JOKE YOU UNKNOWN SLUT

cool it ian. cool it. coooool. yeah.


awesome 3,400 post!

I have a teacher at my school called Miss Carrot. She's fucking mental.

DAMN I JUST LOST.

I would fight you.

The game? does this happen everytime i'm on?

EDIT: I just realised i had it as my custom title thing.

i like broccoli.

amen to that

When are carrots ever bland? I love carrots.

Carrots + Mayonaisse

Ewwww.

But I'd have to agree with the creator of this thread, potatoes are fucking God.

carrots aresnt that bad, i mean i dont love em but their nice to eat

Carrots are the bomb!

They rule in a soup, and they have a really unique and good taste when you eat 'em uncooked

Try it, it's not that bad. Oh and <3.

I love carrots. It makes my skin glow <3
Well sometimes.

dey orange

cause they can