Tell everyone you thought you just heard the cable snap, then cower in fear in the corner while screaming 'AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Gets em every time.

i wouldn't either..

but it sounded funny.

i don't tend to use the lifts anywhere..

unless im dead tired.

(;

Just imagine if you did the gun thing in America, and someone else in the elevator pulled one on you? Man, I would be shitting myself.

By law, if threatened with a gun, they are allowed self-defence.

Therefore, do that in the UK.

yeh..

im a brit though.

(;

I could try to have a laugh by doing the gun thing in the elevator of the Carling. It's always packed full of chavs anyway, I doubt I'd get mobbed for that. Plus, I'll have my ice skates at the ready to defend myself.
(The carling is the ice rink in Bristol)

that could work.

i hate ice skating..
the only rink near me is like half an hour away in chelmsford.

and it hurts so much when you fall over..

like i do alot.

another thing you could do is pretend to hyperventilate..

then when it gets to your stop.

just walk out as if nothing had happened.

Walk out like you've just shat yourself. Or make it look like you pissed yourself.
The best idea I've seen is the jumping up and down one, for pure shits and giggles.

hehe.

what about just sit on the floor?

and complain when people step on you.

LOL

or start talking rubbish whilst sitting there like;

why are you all here?!

this is MY room.

get out of my house!

etc.

Decorate it with wallpaper if it is a tall building. Then when people enter, give them a drink and sandwich and say 'Welcome home honey.'

lol.

my sister's making cake.

brb.

she can't reach something in the cupboard.

shes only 11 lol.



you could..

talk really loudly into a toy phone..

and complain when it doesn't work.

all like basically shouting

Actually. This one will probably only work in a workplace. Get your iPod, and airguitar the hell out of the elevator.
If you're amidst businessmen, they will look at you and think that you're insane.

that would be hilarious.

on the bus as well.

Look into someone's eyes, stare at them then mumble to yourself 'He can see us, how is that possible...?'
Or you could, if you are in a band, hold a tiny gig, with people listening on all levels.
OOOOOH! Mosh in the elevator!

woah!

i love that idea.

i'll make my friend do that..

myspace.com/fearisnomore1

listen to the second song.

imagine that in a lift.

one tiem i was in an elevater n i got to the top floor i got in n then i was with two other people who where going to floor ground n i decided i was going there too right in front of them while i even said that i really had to get off at the top floor where we just were so they mistook me for embarassed n started talking shit about me and it was in front of me while i just listened to them both right so maybe its a good thing to not talk sht about ppl in elevators thats really threatening ya kno for the space n scary moving objrcts flying up n down the earth

Ok, that would be cool. I was in a band, we were hardcore genre. We held a gig in our schools english room without the school knowing. It was at night, I was death screaming, it got out of hand, next thing you know the TV goes missing. Ends up in the school pool. Bad times, good gig.

sounds fun.

(:

school pool!

woah.

my school is an inpenetrable fortress at night.

well not fortress..but you get the idea.

Helps if you know the caretakers well. And if you can break into places. I could break into your school. Not that i would want to. The school pool is shite................ SHITE! It was better with the TV in it.

oh i also was in a band now that i read the latest post they had their hardcore guitars in the levator with my vox right i almost turned on the sound the amps were batter powered by generator or some charging src they wouldnt let me kno about they kept calling it ice.
i hot if i struck ione of the strings on their guitar wen the d00r was shut they wudve got so mad

the only school with a pool in my town is the boys grammar.

and thats not that good really.

i hate my uniform at school.

we could translate all the things to do in an elevator to do at school.

ahahah.

Did that on the way back from France. I borrowed someone's loudspeakers, used my amPlug and played a bit of proper music in the bus, to most people's enjoyment.
(some Metallica and some Elvenking, on guitar)

Thing to do in both elevator and school: FOAM PARTY! Awesome. I don't wear a uniform.....

Edit: LOOK AT POST NUMBER! AWESOME COINCIDENCE.

I worked at my school. I still know all the alarm codes and know the shape of all keys. So the school isn't a fortress anymore

mines gross.

green blazer, grey skirt, white shirt, black tights, and i have doc marten shoes that are a size too big.

foam party would be so much fun!

I used to wear a black jumper, green polo shirt, black trous and supposedly black shoes. But i wore red converse most of the time. Now I wear whatever I want (Nun outfit).......

lol.

i break up for study leave in may.

(:

then onto sixth form.

is you british? or american?

ENGLISHNESS! I'm English, but if I was American, I would want to live in New York OR Austen, Texas.
What is you?

Back to elevators. Fill one with hot chocolate, let someone call it and when the doors open......

hot chocolate..mm.

im british.

id love to live in new york too.

essex blud.

fill another lift with prawn cocktail crisps.



my art teacher would love that.

LOL.

we bought him loads of prawn cocktail crisps for xmas.

Licking pussy

All I've had to eat today is a packet of prawn cocktail crisps and I haven't even finished them yet.

Put a huge stalagtite on the celing, and play bat noises when people walk in. Say to them "You must leave, it'll be back soon!" If they reply (doubtful) then tell them your Headmaster keeps you in this elevator cave and has his way with you. Wait, that's wierd and wrong, even by my standards......

I HATE PRAWN COCKTAIL! South east boy, born up in Lancashire.

i had soup.

mum made some..shes gone a bit crazy making food.

o.O

parsnip and bacon soup.

that would be funny if it was in an elevator.

lol at jack.

im in the south east..

lancashire isn't..

?

finished them now.

I was born up north, near *shudder* Yorkshire. I then moved down south to be with my stepdad. Only read this spoiler if: A. You have lots of money to spare on a hilarious joke.
B. You don't mind people seeing your private areas.
C. You will do the joke.
[spoiler] Mix the No More Nails stuff with Super glue and stick a toilet to the inside of an elevator. No plumbing, just block the bottom hole and fill with water. Next, stand next to someone and call the lift. Enter, pull down your trousers and go to the toilet (but not really). [/spoiler]

I'm LOLing at my own idea.

not going to do that joke..

because;

1. im too weak to lift a toilet.
2. pissing in public is for when drunk only.
3. im a laydee.

but that was funny.

lol bodily functions lol

oh and im too poor to buy a loo to glue to a lift

I have many ideas like this. I should be in Jackass. Next one coming soon......
*Insert ominous music here*

lol.

i love jackass.

bam margera.

;o

another idea please jack.

to make me giggle.

i really don't want to go back to school.

ME NEITHER! Lets see..... Walk into the elevator, ride it up to the level someone else has picked. Have a friend on this level who, when the doors open, pulls out a lightsaber and lunges at you. You then also pull one out, and have an epic battle in the lift. One of you then force pushes the other out at a certain floor.

ahah.

love that idea.

you in college then now matie?

what'd you take?

another idea..

make the lift into a library..

with a mass wooden desk.

LOL.

and just loads of kids books everywhere.

The classic: glu or jelly on the elevator controls. Just wait for one person to press them and go "Eeeeeeeeew" or worse.

haha. at anima's post.

Well. I'm the only masochist wanting to go back to uni already. I'm fucking fed up of spending my days doing sport and/or revising. Intellectual stuff time.

this this a hundred times this always

YES. thats wins overall.

everybody was kungfu fightingg.

xD

I'm at home, but I go to sixth form. I took English lang and lit, French, history and Graphics. I know some wierd shit in french. Try this: Have a hole in your pocket with a squeezy bottle in the pocket. When someone stands next to you, squeeze the bottle and exclaim: I've wet my self and seem to have got a bit on you too....

Not my best idea, I admit.

That is a must.

Ftw.