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neonpinkxx
QUOTE(HighStreetJack @ Jan. 3, 2009. 03:37 PM) [snapback]1363253[/snapback]

QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 3, 2009. 03:28 PM) [snapback]1363239[/snapback]

ahah.

love that idea.

you in college then now matie?

what'd you take?

another idea..

make the lift into a library..

with a mass wooden desk.

LOL.

and just loads of kids books everywhere.


I'm at home, but I go to sixth form. I took English lang and lit, French, history and Graphics. I know some wierd shit in french. Try this: Have a hole in your pocket with a squeezy bottle in the pocket. When someone stands next to you, squeeze the bottle and exclaim: I've wet my self and seem to have got a bit on you too....

Not my best idea, I admit.


xD

love that idea.

when i go to college in september im taking;

graphics, english lit&language, photography, media and critical thinking.

smile.gif
anima
The best thing to do, if you don't care about losing your apparent sanity, is to block the doors when they open and shout "YOU CAN'T GET OUT THERE! IT'S DANGEEEEEROUS!"
Proximity
QUOTE(anima @ Jan. 3, 2009. 10:49 AM) [snapback]1363264[/snapback]

The best thing to do, if you don't care about losing your apparent sanity, is to block the doors when they open and shout "YOU CAN'T GET OUT THERE! IT'S DANGEEEEEROUS!"


That is worth losing apparent sanity for.
HighStreetJack
QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 3, 2009. 03:45 PM) [snapback]1363259[/snapback]

QUOTE(HighStreetJack @ Jan. 3, 2009. 03:37 PM) [snapback]1363253[/snapback]

QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 3, 2009. 03:28 PM) [snapback]1363239[/snapback]

ahah.

love that idea.

you in college then now matie?

what'd you take?

another idea..

make the lift into a library..

with a mass wooden desk.

LOL.

and just loads of kids books everywhere.


I'm at home, but I go to sixth form. I took English lang and lit, French, history and Graphics. I know some wierd shit in french. Try this: Have a hole in your pocket with a squeezy bottle in the pocket. When someone stands next to you, squeeze the bottle and exclaim: I've wet my self and seem to have got a bit on you too....

Not my best idea, I admit.


xD

love that idea.

when i go to college in september im taking;

graphics, english lit&language, photography, media and critical thinking.

smile.gif


AWESOME SUBJECTS! I hear critical thinking is a bitch. I took cooking for occasion as enrichment, which means I make and eat food every other week. In year 13 of Lag and Lit you should study american phsyco. Read it now, it's awesome.
neonpinkxx
QUOTE(HighStreetJack @ Jan. 3, 2009. 03:52 PM) [snapback]1363267[/snapback]

QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 3, 2009. 03:45 PM) [snapback]1363259[/snapback]

QUOTE(HighStreetJack @ Jan. 3, 2009. 03:37 PM) [snapback]1363253[/snapback]

QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 3, 2009. 03:28 PM) [snapback]1363239[/snapback]

ahah.

love that idea.

you in college then now matie?

what'd you take?

another idea..

make the lift into a library..

with a mass wooden desk.

LOL.

and just loads of kids books everywhere.


I'm at home, but I go to sixth form. I took English lang and lit, French, history and Graphics. I know some wierd shit in french. Try this: Have a hole in your pocket with a squeezy bottle in the pocket. When someone stands next to you, squeeze the bottle and exclaim: I've wet my self and seem to have got a bit on you too....

Not my best idea, I admit.


xD

love that idea.

when i go to college in september im taking;

graphics, english lit&language, photography, media and critical thinking.

smile.gif


AWESOME SUBJECTS! I hear critical thinking is a bitch. I took cooking for occasion as enrichment, which means I make and eat food every other week. In year 13 of Lag and Lit you should study american phsyco. Read it now, it's awesome.


awesome.

i'll try and find it at waterstones.

smile.gif

iv been rewatching all the skins episodes from the past series' ..dyou watch it?

random question..

lol.
HighStreetJack
The first and second series was good. However, I believe the new one will be shit, because it doesn't have any of the good characters.
neonpinkxx
effy is in it.

she was in the last one.

i loved sid tbh.

him and cassie. (:

ive nearly finished the first series again on 4OD.

HighStreetJack
QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:01 PM) [snapback]1363284[/snapback]

effy is in it.

she was in the last one.

i loved sid tbh.

him and cassie. (:

ive nearly finished the first series again on 4OD.


Uncare @ effy. Sid wasn't the coolest, Chris was. I loved Chris, he was awesome. Cassie was a bitch in the last series.
neonpinkxx
QUOTE(HighStreetJack @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:03 PM) [snapback]1363288[/snapback]

QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:01 PM) [snapback]1363284[/snapback]

effy is in it.

she was in the last one.

i loved sid tbh.

him and cassie. (:

ive nearly finished the first series again on 4OD.


Uncare @ effy. Sid wasn't the coolest, Chris was. I loved Chris, he was awesome. Cassie was a bitch in the last series.


indeed.

cassie was horrible.

i loved chris too.

and maxxie.

anwar is in a film now!
HighStreetJack
QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:05 PM) [snapback]1363290[/snapback]

QUOTE(HighStreetJack @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:03 PM) [snapback]1363288[/snapback]

QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:01 PM) [snapback]1363284[/snapback]

effy is in it.

she was in the last one.

i loved sid tbh.

him and cassie. (:

ive nearly finished the first series again on 4OD.


Uncare @ effy. Sid wasn't the coolest, Chris was. I loved Chris, he was awesome. Cassie was a bitch in the last series.


indeed.

cassie was horrible.

i loved chris too.

and maxxie.

anwar is in a film now!


He's going places is that lad. But I wonder if it will be a good movie. Apperently, The Spirit is meant to be shiiiiiiit. Doubt it.
neonpinkxx
i dunno.

im about to watch skins again..

so i'll talk to you soon jack.

okayy?

au revoir.
HighStreetJack
QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:13 PM) [snapback]1363301[/snapback]

i dunno.

im about to watch skins again..

so i'll talk to you soon jack.

okayy?

au revoir.


Laters.

Elevator conker fight, anyone?
anima
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Elevator conker fight, anyone?

Conkers do not grow in elevators. Chewing gums, on the other hand...

Man, that could turn out to be nasty.
HighStreetJack
QUOTE(anima @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:17 PM) [snapback]1363307[/snapback]

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Elevator conker fight, anyone?

Conkers do not grow in elevators. Chewing gums, on the other hand...

Man, that could turn out to be nasty.


Which bit, the chewing gum or using elevators as conkers?
Here's something to do in an elevator: Act like the walls are closing in around you, and use someone to slow them crushing you all.
anima
QUOTE
Which bit, the chewing gum or using elevators as conkers?
Here's something to do in an elevator: Act like the walls are closing in around you, and use someone to slow them crushing you all.

The chewing gum fight inside the elevator, of course.

And...meh. If you're going to do that, you might as well do the good old "running in circles like an idiot" thing.
Sk8r4lifeyo
i just listened to youll never get my lucky charms i lold
HighStreetJack
QUOTE(anima @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:26 PM) [snapback]1363313[/snapback]

QUOTE
Which bit, the chewing gum or using elevators as conkers?
Here's something to do in an elevator: Act like the walls are closing in around you, and use someone to slow them crushing you all.

The chewing gum fight inside the elevator, of course.

And...meh. If you're going to do that, you might as well do the good old "running in circles like an idiot" thing.


You mean you don't do that? I'm not thinking much now, thats why my ideas have started to suck.
anima
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You mean you don't do that? I'm not thinking much now, thats why my ideas have started to suck.

I'm a fast walker, so I usually beat elevators and never actually go in them. So... No, I don't do that. biggrin.gif
HighStreetJack
You should try it. I walk swiftly also, but it is fun. Lets think of something else........
Launch a tactical nuclear warhead? Not very plausible, but still.......
Eat a sandwich.
sheep_go_baa
Bahaaaaahaahaaa
MavericksFan4455
QUOTE(oliviabeckett @ Jan. 3, 2009. 03:24 AM) [snapback]1363090[/snapback]

You COULD do those things,


OR you could make out with Anthony Padilla...
Oh Damn, your crazy az shitz.
drumc50
Put a desk in front of the door and ask people who want to get in the elevaor if they have an appointment.
anima
QUOTE
Put a desk in front of the door and ask people who want to get in the elevaor if they have an appointment.

How about turning the desk into a toll gate? That could be fun and a good source of income.
caitlinmuffinface
QUOTE(anima @ Jan. 3, 2009. 12:50 PM) [snapback]1363576[/snapback]

QUOTE
Put a desk in front of the door and ask people who want to get in the elevaor if they have an appointment.

How about turning the desk into a toll gate? That could be fun and a good source of income.

that's the best idea.
drumc50
When someone asks you what floor you're going to, say " WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU... STALKER", then give them a disgusted face and leave the elevator.
yankeesrock373
QUOTE
Sit in their for 41 hours whilst playing with a deck of cards.

Sound familiar?


no it doesent.
Musician_Man
QUOTE(Fiction_Boy @ Dec. 29, 2008. 06:11 PM) [snapback]1355648[/snapback]

I lol'd at the "crouch in a corner and growl at people who get on".

EDIT: Yay! 200th post!

congradulations too you!
neonpinkxx
QUOTE(Sk8r4lifeyo @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:27 PM) [snapback]1363315[/snapback]

i just listened to youll never get my lucky charms i lold

awesome song though.

don't you agree?
HighStreetJack
QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 4, 2009. 01:12 PM) [snapback]1364506[/snapback]

QUOTE(Sk8r4lifeyo @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:27 PM) [snapback]1363315[/snapback]

i just listened to youll never get my lucky charms i lold

awesome song though.

don't you agree?


On the elevator thing: Dress up as a comedy thing, and jump out of the lift when it stops at floors.
neonpinkxx
QUOTE(HighStreetJack @ Jan. 4, 2009. 01:14 PM) [snapback]1364508[/snapback]

QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 4, 2009. 01:12 PM) [snapback]1364506[/snapback]

QUOTE(Sk8r4lifeyo @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:27 PM) [snapback]1363315[/snapback]

i just listened to youll never get my lucky charms i lold

awesome song though.

don't you agree?


On the elevator thing: Dress up as a comedy thing, and jump out of the lift when it stops at floors.


yeh..

jump out..

then walk back in as if you did nothing.

and stare out the other people aboard the lift.
HighStreetJack
QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 4, 2009. 01:19 PM) [snapback]1364510[/snapback]

QUOTE(HighStreetJack @ Jan. 4, 2009. 01:14 PM) [snapback]1364508[/snapback]

QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 4, 2009. 01:12 PM) [snapback]1364506[/snapback]

QUOTE(Sk8r4lifeyo @ Jan. 3, 2009. 04:27 PM) [snapback]1363315[/snapback]

i just listened to youll never get my lucky charms i lold

awesome song though.

don't you agree?


On the elevator thing: Dress up as a comedy thing, and jump out of the lift when it stops at floors.


yeh..

jump out..

then walk back in as if you did nothing.

and stare out the other people aboard the lift.


I'm off for a walk. In a lift. Laters for now.
neonpinkxx
byee.
drumc50
Draw with sharpie all over the numbers on the buttons.
SMOSHFAN208
Hit all of the buttons before you get out. It makes people really angry.
drumc50
QUOTE(SMOSHFAN208 @ Jan. 4, 2009. 06:08 AM) [snapback]1364552[/snapback]

Hit all of the buttons before you get out. It makes people really angry.

We already said that.
When someone comes in, hit the button to the basement of the building and say in a devious voice " HA HA HA you're mine"
HighStreetJack
Pull out a toy knife and pretend to cut yourself. I'm not in a mood for ideas.
King4aday01
QUOTE(drumc50 @ Jan. 4, 2009. 03:10 PM) [snapback]1364553[/snapback]

When someone comes in, hit the button to the basement of the building and say in a devious voice " HA HA HA you're mine"


i love this one xD
guitar playa
In a crowded elevator, push people out of the center. Then sit down in the center and just start screaming.
HighStreetJack
Bring a sleeping bag and kip in the elevator on the way down.
Play with lego.
Wear a Mario outfit and eat mushrooms.
sexyTyme
Uh on a cruise 2 years ago me and these two chicks just rode the elevator and talked for liek 2 hours haha.
shauntelx3
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
:D
HighStreetJack
Play pokemon?
ktmans11
pretend you have short term memory loss and introduce urself to the person next to you every ten seconds
MarkMclovin
unzip & rezip your fly repeatedly, saying: now you see my winky, now you dont...
HighStreetJack
QUOTE(MarkMclovin @ Jan. 4, 2009. 07:18 PM) [snapback]1364929[/snapback]

unzip & rezip your fly repeatedly, saying: now you see my winky, now you dont...


Or not........
Verago_uhhhh
when nobodys on piss in a mountain dew can then when sombodys on dump it on there head or offer them to drink it or somthing.................


I just had an epic fail..... crap

fake sneeze and say oh im sooooooooo sooooooorry continuosly getting spit and snot all over the people inside
drumc50
Walk in the elevator with nothing but overalls, an afro wig, gloves, 3-d glasses, and no shoes and act completely serious like you're wearing normal clothes.
MasterPwner
this thread is lame and nothing is funny
Leo_Woof
kill yourself.

that would be awesome and no-one would ever forget that elevator journey.
scythewldr
play gta reallllly loud on your psp and tune it to one of the talk radio stations.
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