(A) Keep the door open on the top floor and say "Just wait a while, okay? My friend is going to come in, and he's almost here. He just called and said he just got off his plane at the airport."
(B)Stretch your legs across the elevator so that you are blocking the doors.
©Talk very loudly about how long the elevator is taking to get to your floor, right after you get in and press a button.
(D)Stare at someone with a mean look, and whenever he looks at you, hold a big book up to your face, lowering it and staring again when he turns away.
Full Version: Things to do in an elevator
masturbate
When only one other person is in the elevator, say " You're my new best friend..." in a VERY creepy voice.
Hug the person of the same sex nearest to you.
Drool.
Drool.
this is the greatest thread ever. no doubt
Edit: Oh and i got one!
Go into the elevator, see the floor th people press, then get out, and run to that floor and wait for the elevator. When the door opens yell "BEAT YOU!" then laugh and run away.
Edit: Oh and i got one!
Go into the elevator, see the floor th people press, then get out, and run to that floor and wait for the elevator. When the door opens yell "BEAT YOU!" then laugh and run away.
QUOTE(HighStreetJack @ Jan. 7, 2009. 05:11 PM) [snapback]1368262[/snapback]
Hug the person of the same sex nearest to you.
Drool.
hug the nearest person to you.
anyone.
opposite sex probably.
you never know..it could be your future husband/wife you are hugging.
HAHAH.
Someone please try all of these and make a video on it!
haha they were pretty good lol
haha they were pretty good lol
do what me and my friends do. flash whoever gets on.
QUOTE(drumc50 @ Jan. 6, 2009. 04:00 PM) [snapback]1367560[/snapback]
When only one other person is in the elevator, say " You're my new best friend..." in a VERY creepy voice.
I lol'd.
QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 7, 2009. 05:27 PM) [snapback]1368270[/snapback]
QUOTE(HighStreetJack @ Jan. 7, 2009. 05:11 PM) [snapback]1368262[/snapback]
Hug the person of the same sex nearest to you.
Drool.
hug the nearest person to you.
anyone.
opposite sex probably.
you never know..it could be your future husband/wife you are hugging.
HAHAH.
I'm gonna be trying the toilet one once I get a decent job. Then I shall film it and post it up.
i'm so gonna try 'em all! : D
I Don't Know If This Was Stated
But
Ask If You Could Push The Buttons For Other People And Push The Wrong Ones
But
Ask If You Could Push The Buttons For Other People And Push The Wrong Ones
Not get stuck for 41 hours.
LOLNO.
LOLNO.
QUOTE(lalaloosurxx @ Jan. 8, 2009. 02:29 PM) [snapback]1369747[/snapback]
QUOTE(drumc50 @ Jan. 6, 2009. 04:00 PM) [snapback]1367560[/snapback]
When only one other person is in the elevator, say " You're my new best friend..." in a VERY creepy voice.
I lol'd.
To stay on topic:
Start spraying axe on yourself, then sneeze and spray it on the person next to you.
LOVE IN AN ELEVATORRRRR, LIVING IT UP WHEN I'M GOING DOWNNNN.
explains all.
explains all.
When someone walks into the elevator just yell right at them "SMOSH!!!!!!!!!"
QUOTE(DemDemmers @ Jan. 13, 2009. 07:00 PM) [snapback]1375829[/snapback]
When someone walks into the elevator just yell right at them "SMOSH!!!!!!!!!"
Only you would come up with something like that.
push all the bottons
QUOTE(sk8board_razor @ Jan. 8, 2009. 09:51 PM) [snapback]1369708[/snapback]
do what me and my friends do. flash whoever gets on.
this kind of flash? wow i wanna get in a elevator with you
i think that things to do in a elevator is talk about the weather with some complete stranger ^^
QUOTE(DemDemmers @ Jan. 13, 2009. 02:30 PM) [snapback]1375829[/snapback]
When someone walks into the elevator just yell right at them "SMOSH!!!!!!!!!"
If your in a decently tall building, press all the buttons so that they light up and exclaim "It looks just like a Christmas Tree!", continue to hug the person next to you saying "I love daddy/mommy" until they get off.when you get to the last floor, step out and talk about how it must be weird living at the top of a tree.
I've done soooooo many of these.! LOL. I found that on website that had so many lists. My favorite one was when you would leer at other people with XRay glasses on. I did most of the other ones and a few people actually knew the list. lol.
go in sit down scream.
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If your in a decently tall building, press all the buttons so that they light up and exclaim "It looks just like a Christmas Tree!", continue to hug the person next to you saying "I love daddy/mommy" until they get off.when you get to the last floor, step out and talk about how it must be weird living at the top of a tree.
hahaha i agree with pressing all the buttons, "beautiful" haha and then there's always making out with a total hot stranger...if there is one
i wanna send out invitations to a party in the mall elevator and bring like balloons and a stereo until we all get kicked out! haha
QUOTE (drumc50 @ Dec. 29, 2008. 05:27 PM) 
My friend showed me these jokes on a website and I thought they were hilarious. Post any others if you know them.
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
I am TOTALLY going to do thouse 3!
1.Do a backflip(a little difficult)
2.Dance the macarena
3.Pray
4.Tell them about all the pets you had(name,age,colour)and if you don't have a pet sing the titanic by celine dion.
5.Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!
6.Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.
7.Try breakdancing
8.While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently
9.Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer...?
If you do these things and you're still alive,what can i say?These people are mad!!!
2.Dance the macarena
3.Pray
4.Tell them about all the pets you had(name,age,colour)and if you don't have a pet sing the titanic by celine dion.
5.Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!
6.Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.
7.Try breakdancing
8.While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently
9.Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer...?
If you do these things and you're still alive,what can i say?These people are mad!!!
1. wait for the floor you're going to
2. when your floor comes hit every button and flip off the people in the elevator while you moonwalk out
2. when your floor comes hit every button and flip off the people in the elevator while you moonwalk out
65-FUCK
QUOTE (ChocolateMan @ Oct. 5, 2009. 11:01 PM)
2. when your floor comes hit every button and flip off the people in the elevator while you moonwalk out
i'd do the same.
Masturbate.
Naked.
Naked.
Make babies
- Do what the homeless dude shown below did, but elevator style; dress up as darth vador while holding up a sign that says: "disabled clone war vet, need $ to build death star." Flash your lightsabor at anyone who enters the ele-vador(bad joke) and feel free to play with that automatic or whatever voice thingy that's part of the costume.
- When you come in the elevator, turn your back to the door and stare hauntingly at the passenger(s). Also, if you are doing the thing where you stand motionless in the corner, staring at the wall, instead of being silent you can also mumble dementic monologues to yourself.
- You can do martials arts,(such as karate, tae kwon do, etc.) tai chi, yoga, etc., plus sometimes try to get others to join.
- Do splits or a contortion performance.
- Brush your teeth.
- Shave with whipped cream.
- Start a game with your friends or whoever. It takes place at any popular place with elevators, preferably in a tall business building. Bring cards, board games, etc. and split teams or people into certain areas or elevators. Perhaps with someone like a reliable scorekeeper, judge, or referee on hand, try to see who can get the most games going on the elevators for the longest periods of time. Maybe you can also have higher scores for harder-to-start games like Monopoly, Poker, Twister, Risk, etc.. Adjust the rules as you please. Wow, I better try this at the Sears Tower.
- Reenact the Crest Whitestrips commerical, with costume, props, accessories, make up, and everything. Ahhhh.
- Reenact music videos.
Oh, how I love this thread. If you're not afraid to give these things a whirl despite nerves, the acts are pretty much entertaining all around. Just hope that no one calls the police.
- When you come in the elevator, turn your back to the door and stare hauntingly at the passenger(s). Also, if you are doing the thing where you stand motionless in the corner, staring at the wall, instead of being silent you can also mumble dementic monologues to yourself.
- You can do martials arts,(such as karate, tae kwon do, etc.) tai chi, yoga, etc., plus sometimes try to get others to join.
- Do splits or a contortion performance.
- Brush your teeth.
- Shave with whipped cream.
- Start a game with your friends or whoever. It takes place at any popular place with elevators, preferably in a tall business building. Bring cards, board games, etc. and split teams or people into certain areas or elevators. Perhaps with someone like a reliable scorekeeper, judge, or referee on hand, try to see who can get the most games going on the elevators for the longest periods of time. Maybe you can also have higher scores for harder-to-start games like Monopoly, Poker, Twister, Risk, etc.. Adjust the rules as you please. Wow, I better try this at the Sears Tower.
- Reenact the Crest Whitestrips commerical, with costume, props, accessories, make up, and everything. Ahhhh.
- Reenact music videos.
Oh, how I love this thread. If you're not afraid to give these things a whirl despite nerves, the acts are pretty much entertaining all around. Just hope that no one calls the police.
do homework !
INJECT HEROIN!!!
I would try and make out with someone (prolly someone I know) and bump into other people and make it quite intense.
that would be awefully awkward for everyone
I would try and make out with someone (prolly someone I know) and bump into other people and make it quite intense.
that would be awefully awkward for everyone
Put my iPod on top volume, turn on my favourite song and start singing along. At the top of my lungs.
Chanting in Muslim!
Turn and face the corner wall and meow.
I have most of these in a book. That's were I got the meow-ing from.
QUOTE (drumc50 @ Dec. 29, 2008. 02:27 PM)
My friend showed me these jokes on a website and I thought they were hilarious. Post any others if you know them.
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
I have most of these in a book. That's were I got the meow-ing from.
Dress up like Sadako and stay in there.
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