stand in the corner and slowly start to take off your clothes. see how far you can get until someone notices/questions you about it.

How about wait for your floor then exit the elevator?

Seems crazy, I know...

i just stand there and try not to make eye contact

1.kill the toher person in the elevator
2.masturbate
3.masturbate,then rub your dick on the person next to you
4.kill the person next to you with your dick
5.kill the person next to you by masturbating on their eyes and shoving your dick up their bellybutton,
then claw out their eyes, pee on the eyes stick them back in, stab them and make them say how awsome you are.

=/

FTW?! This kid is 13 years old.
Hormones.

Sneeze all over the buttons.

12 not 13, my profile says 13 because you have to be 13 to go onto a forum. Isn't that great =D

Make people pay to get on.

Sit in their for 41 hours whilst playing with a deck of cards.

Sound familiar?

Um no.

Stand in front of the buttons and don't move.

I love this xD
...I'd never do any of them though

Im not trying to post a Smosh idea which Anthony and Ian will never use, but something with these elevator things would be a good Smosh video idea. But I know they don't usually take ideas from fans.

Whatever.

Well then don't post them.

no

lol jk but I thought I was the only one who saw he had a deck of cards.

Can anyone actually handle just waiting in a fucking elevator? You have like at the longest probably one minute in the elevator, and you have time to do Tai Chi exercises? Pointless.

They aren't to pass time in the elevator, they're things as in jokes to do in the elevator. Sorry it's my bad for the crappy title I should have had it as "Pranks To Do In The Elevator"


Give wedgies to everyone who gets on.

Make sure I got nasty gas. Wait for the elevator to get full. and make sure the elevator is at the top and press all the buttons so people have to wait to their level to get out while I fart the whole way.

Rap about elevators to everyone.

Hmm.. funny stuff.

Masturbate so hard you manage to break yourself.

randomly drop a pen, and wait for someone to pick it up.
When they do, yell, "That's my pen!!!!!!!!"
lmao

Do the Boxman Dance.

start humming , gradually getting louder and louder, and when people look at you, look around like you have no idea what it is

shit in your hand the throw it at the ceiling and when it starts to fall down in clumps shout,"OMG CHOCOLATE RAIN".

Then sing Chocolate Rain

think your thoughts out loud and when someone looks at you and asks why ur saying the things that you are ask them if they can read minds

Yeah, but why bother wasting a minute of your time to start problems in a elevator? Cant you just ride it and get it over with?

These aren't even funny.
Typical American humour. Never funny.

Typical non-American that no one cares about rant about Americans.

You were, I saw someone post that he did have them.

If someone walks in with a briefcase, right when the doors are about to close, grab the briefcase and through it out of the elevator.

Then quickly touch all of the buttons above the floor you're on.

Stand and act like a normal citizen.

Interview people.

Oh damn, I should have thought of that.

Leave nef alone, she is entitled to her opinion.

And Nef, some americans are funny. Bill Hicks to name one.

Oh, go in to the elevator, stand behind someone and breathe heavily into their ear. When they turn around, say 'You're a lot bigger than you look through the telescope.'

I don't get it.

Stalking?

She is entitled to a freedom of speech if its not hurting anyone.

lol thats ones hilarious nice one drumc50 im so gonnna do that ne

Dress like a bum and beg for money. Bring a boom box and dance. Hit on the other people. Magic tricks.

use it like an every day person does.

You COULD do those things,


OR you could make out with Anthony Padilla...

Erm..... No. Just, just no.

Lick the persons cheek in front of you.

Epic. Especially in an elevator. I can just about picture the elevator stopping and the twister game ending rather abruptly

Ask for piggy back rides.

shout; i have a gun!

then act as if you are going to draw a gun out of a shoulder holster..

and make a gun shape with your fingers..

going pow pow.

8)

I would definitely not do that in America, at my workplace, or around university. However, in the lift to the ice rink...
Hm, tempting.