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Bluejam
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An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping.

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair.

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.

The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple's house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, £490,000).

Mrs Narayan was initially charged with arson and endangering life - including the lives of her three children who were in the house at the time.

The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week.

She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment.
JSYK
wow, harsh
jello-head-2
AAAGHH! ow dam! wut a terrible wife!
UchihaRoxas
0o0;; Oh my...
Lucieee
Oh, I saw this on BBC-Mobile this morning.
Weird.
WandDrummer
Wow
To die by penis burn

Thats just fucked up
jenn7205
That's pretty cruel.
NikkiLuvzSmosh
She set fire to his what?!
Angiez_m
P e n i s
Magical_Trevor
That's not quite as bad as the chcik that cut her bows dick off and threw it out a window.
jenn7205
QUOTE(Magical_Trevor @ Jan. 6, 2009. 06:12 PM) [snapback]1367366[/snapback]

That's not quite as bad as the chcik that cut her bows dick off and threw it out a window.

When did this happen?
necrophrenic
beau's, not bow's

Also, lol
CuhMe
whhuuttt...?
jello-head-2
QUOTE(NikkiLuvzSmosh @ Jan. 6, 2009. 03:28 PM) [snapback]1367354[/snapback]

She set fire to his what?!

penis dick danger wang deck. call it wat u want but that would be DAMN painful
Proximity
ouch. that lady is fucked up...
Obese-achu-dan1993
That is fucking disgusting!
ouch
drummerdude14
Holy shit. That's fucking insane!
MisterMarty
Crazy stuff..
mebrown
That is over the top.
guitar playa
kinky...
Fiction_Boy
"Hey honey, whats that smell? Are you cooking sausages?"
my_backpacks_got_jets
Those crazy Indian motherfuckers!
sexyTyme
Is this the new thing?
Cause I dont think imma try that anytime soon with a girl. Ha
SMOSHx0x
Ho shit.
purplepinata
QUOTE(Fiction_Boy @ Jan. 6, 2009. 05:30 PM) [snapback]1367669[/snapback]

"Hey honey, whats that smell? Are you cooking sausages?"

i aint eaten that sausage. lol
my_backpacks_got_jets
QUOTE(purplepinata @ Jan. 7, 2009. 02:09 AM) [snapback]1367735[/snapback]

QUOTE(Fiction_Boy @ Jan. 6, 2009. 05:30 PM) [snapback]1367669[/snapback]

"Hey honey, whats that smell? Are you cooking sausages?"

i aint eaten that sausage. lol


lmfaooooooo
smoshman111
That's fucked up. And it happened the anniversery of John Lennons death! OH EM GEE!
neenerbeenerx93
there was another burnt penis story involving a redneck, piss, and an electric fence.
MeowPic
Out of ALL the ways she could have killed him..
sarcastic113
QUOTE(MeowPic @ Jan. 6, 2009. 09:16 PM) [snapback]1367759[/snapback]

Out of ALL the ways she could have killed him..

She chose the most hilarious.
HighStreetJack
OOOH OOOH, YOUR SEX IS ON FIRE! So THATS why this song was written....
neonpinkxx
poor guy.

jack! thats funnyy.
HighStreetJack
QUOTE(neonpinkxx @ Jan. 7, 2009. 08:22 PM) [snapback]1368383[/snapback]

poor guy.

jack! thats funnyy.


Thanks, I thought it was rather witty.
tetris
Fucking hilarious.
MeowPic
QUOTE(sarcastic113 @ Jan. 7, 2009. 12:17 PM) [snapback]1368376[/snapback]

QUOTE(MeowPic @ Jan. 6, 2009. 09:16 PM) [snapback]1367759[/snapback]

Out of ALL the ways she could have killed him..

She chose the most hilarious.

Cookies for her.
hekk23
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HA LOL IM LAME

JessMae
QUOTE(neenerbeenerx93 @ Jan. 6, 2009. 06:16 PM) [snapback]1367758[/snapback]

there was another burnt penis story involving a redneck, piss, and an electric fence.

hahahaha
QUOTE(MeowPic @ Jan. 7, 2009. 06:18 PM) [snapback]1368952[/snapback]

QUOTE(sarcastic113 @ Jan. 7, 2009. 12:17 PM) [snapback]1368376[/snapback]

QUOTE(MeowPic @ Jan. 6, 2009. 09:16 PM) [snapback]1367759[/snapback]

Out of ALL the ways she could have killed him..

She chose the most hilarious.

Cookies for her.

agreed. that is quite hilarious, yet way harsh
cassieee
I don't think anyones realizing that someone has died,
and 3 children have lost both of their parents.

Sure its a "funny" way to die but seriously, c'mon.
Nobody is mature these days.
MitsukiRox
ouch.
-Frag-
What kind of wife burns her husbands penis, that's like killing 100 million very little sons and daughters, and now she has to use a dildo
D3C31V3R
QUOTE(Bluejam @ Jan. 6, 2009. 11:07 AM) [snapback]1367185[/snapback]

QUOTE
An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping.

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair.

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.

The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple's house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, £490,000).

Mrs Narayan was initially charged with arson and endangering life - including the lives of her three children who were in the house at the time.

The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week.

She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment.

lololollololololololololololololololololololololololollo
mikeshox
This was just a flaming amazon gone wrong.
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